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My love language is disappearing until you miss me
I believe in manifestation but I also believe in being dramatic
Half my personality is β€˜what if?’ and the other half is β€˜oh well.’
I’m literally God’s strongest soldier but also his laziest
God gave me anxiety and fine ass selfies, balance
I’m a good person with bad WiFi and worse decisions
My brain be like: overthink, overshare, oversleep
I know God tired of me saying β€˜this time I’m serious
I forgive but I also screenshot.
LMAO you think blocking me is the end? Baby, I got burners.
I’m not toxic, I’m interactive
Everyday I wake up and immediately choose delusion
Why am I broke but also bougie??
If life gives me lemons I’m making a margarita, not lemonade
If I block you, congratulationsβ€”you unlocked premium
Imagine blocking me and I still live rent-free in your head
I’m allergic to mornings, responsibilities, and ugly vibes
If you think I’m ignoring you, I am. If you think I’m busy, I’m also ignoring you
My skincare routine is 40% products, 60% tears.
Me: I need to save money. Also me: adds 37 things to cart
I love when the universe humbles me in the middle of my delusion spiral
The fact I’ve been driving around with expired tags since January and not one cop noticed… clearly I’m invisible when I wanna be.
just went to get my car inspected for a roadtrip

they told me my car was never registered this year

it expired back in January…

I never gotten pulled over , proof I’m a good driver
My toxic trait is I’ll say β€œit’s fine” but it’s definitely not fine
I love attention but hate asking for it