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BARRY.
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・・・ So I 𝙧𝙪𝙣.

[ #DCRP, independent portrayal, 20+, penned and loved by 𝙳𝚎𝚎! ]
"Sure, I could put it on my desk," he shrugs.

"For safekeeping. Displaying it like a desk trinket, I guess."
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Ha!" he catches the green orange construct, examining it. "Best I can do is take a picture with it?"
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
"Then what's that in your hands?"
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
// i have rambutans on my desk...... 🤤
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Scratches his head.
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"I meant I wanted to eat one..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's a Southeast Asian fruit, Bart.

Kinda like lychee... and longan.
December 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"No, no," waving his hand, "just cancel our thing for this weekend and say you hate me. It's fine."
December 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Bart, you can be all the fuit.
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Which one.
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have not. They are good kids.
December 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reminder to bait your friend today for fun. 😁
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"And you'll live without hearing my voice OR eating lunch with me ever again? If you're sure..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Still laughing. Hysterically.

"Okay, hah— go ahead!"
December 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
HAL IS A COCONUT.
December 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We're oranges.
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Nope. Pffft— Too late. You're a green tomato now."
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
HAHAHAHAHA.
December 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Can confirm.
I HAVE A MASTERS IN PHYSICS & ENGINEERING, AERONAUTICAL ENGINEERING AND QUANTUM PHYSICS. I KNOW HOW TO LISTEN.
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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"Pfffft—HAHAHA! I meant—" wheezing. "I—? I wanted an orange?"
December 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thank you, Bart. Let's share!
December 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
...

"I kinda feel like an orange."
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Don't even start, Hal.
December 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
We shouldn't talk about other people's, uh, private matters.
December 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
He's killing you with those eyes?
December 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM