Will stand up for literally anyone but myself 😀😀😀

UK Mother’s Day and daylight savings falling on the same day is so cruel lmao give mothers more sleep 😭

The heating pad is not enough. I need to cast my uterus into the flames of hell itself.

Hello I wore my retainer the whole night last night please clap

The other night I had a very vivid dream of picking out a septum ring that was a croissant and I would really like to acquire it IRL

Is the menswear guy here?