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Oh baby we’re just warming up. You got one year until midterms and that blue wave? More like a blue tsunami.
November 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Life really couldn’t get much better. My apartment smells of honey crisp apples and fresh baked sourdough. Got my pup all snuggled up with me while I read my book
November 3, 2025 at 11:30 PM
So the party of “release the Epstein files” is being awfully quiet.
September 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
7 more days of my one hour commute to work. I’m so excited to only be 15 minutes away 😩
September 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
It takes a special person to choose to work in emergency vet care. I have experienced 2 loses in the 2 hours I’ve been here. They deserve more credit than they get.
August 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I never thought I’d say it, but I’m excited for the AZ heat. This heat is absolutely awful. I shouldn’t feel like I’m swimming when I’m just standing outside.
July 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Dream apartment ✅
Moving to the city I’ve always wanted ✅
New furniture ✅
King bed ✅

Life is good.
July 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Being diagnosed with an autoimmune disease was not on my bingo card.
July 18, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Let’s stop calling it Alligator Alcatraz and call it what it is. Alligator Auschwitz.
July 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The ER be poppin today
July 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Finally have a trip on the books 🙌🏻 august can’t come quick enough
June 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The universe works in mysterious ways.
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Where the fuck is congress.
June 22, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It’s fucking exhausted living through so many historic events. No one wants another damn war.
June 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Never mind it’s not $28,000 🙃 went through my bank statement and it was $41,500.
After one year I have officially paid off $28,000 with absolutely no financial assistance or without having to file bankruptcy 🙊. NOW I get to save some money and move into a gorgeous apartment
May 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Minnesotas female athletes must be getting tired of carrying the state when it comes to championships #GoFrost
May 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I do not want to go back to work tomorrow.
May 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
After one year I have officially paid off $28,000 with absolutely no financial assistance or without having to file bankruptcy 🙊. NOW I get to save some money and move into a gorgeous apartment
May 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fresh fade, clean sheets, new book and no alarms for the next 4 days 🙌🏻
May 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I thought we were trying to cut unnecessary spending? 10 mill for a parade is so fucking contradictory 🤦‍♂️
May 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What’s the first thing I did this morning? Check to make sure Sedona Prince did NOT get drafted.

Glad to see the WNBA has some morals.
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Nothing like a good ole pump and dump. Talk about the biggest rug pull.
April 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I work in the manufacturing industry and this isn’t going to be good.

Most of our products are made in America, but the materials to make things HAVE to be out sourced. There are only 8 steel mills in America and most of them are at capacity because of the auto industry.
April 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Are we great yet?
April 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Alright @governorwalz.mn.gov what are we doing about these tariffs 🙃
April 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM