Bacon ranch flatbread 🏳️🌈
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they/them, tech, pokemon, also: taco bell please bring back the bacon ranch chicken flatbread from 2011
my YouTube rewind lmao
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
my YouTube rewind lmao
i've never seen so much ass than i have while watching Heated Rivalry, i need 10 seasons and a movie
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
i've never seen so much ass than i have while watching Heated Rivalry, i need 10 seasons and a movie
Still the funniest block I ever caught
November 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Still the funniest block I ever caught
I had thanksgiving dinner with a Throb Zombie and Jarvis Hammer apologist in attendance
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I had thanksgiving dinner with a Throb Zombie and Jarvis Hammer apologist in attendance
The total cost of my car repair ended up being 1/4 of the original estimate and I live in fear of never reaching that joyful high ever again
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The total cost of my car repair ended up being 1/4 of the original estimate and I live in fear of never reaching that joyful high ever again
i don't know who needs to hear this but its McRib season!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
i don't know who needs to hear this but its McRib season!!!!!
edging hard or hardly edging?
November 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
edging hard or hardly edging?
Drunk me on Friday bought a snorlax kigu and Fire Walk With Me on 4K lol
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Drunk me on Friday bought a snorlax kigu and Fire Walk With Me on 4K lol
idk if there's a better feeling than edging off and on for a few days
November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
idk if there's a better feeling than edging off and on for a few days
My partner I break stereotypes in our relationship (an uncut white person and a cut Mexican)
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My partner I break stereotypes in our relationship (an uncut white person and a cut Mexican)
Why didn’t anyone tell me Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me was now available in 4K!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Why didn’t anyone tell me Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me was now available in 4K!!!!!
All's Fair is so campy and any self respecting queer person should be watching it
November 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
All's Fair is so campy and any self respecting queer person should be watching it
carly rae pregnant
November 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
carly rae pregnant
Had to visit my man David Lynch at Hollywood Forever
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Had to visit my man David Lynch at Hollywood Forever
Me still drunky hehe
October 31, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me still drunky hehe
Went to hamburger Mary’s and hugged pandora boxx, actual icon ❤️❤️
October 31, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Went to hamburger Mary’s and hugged pandora boxx, actual icon ❤️❤️
merry christmas to her only
October 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
merry christmas to her only
when the next door neighbor doesn’t have custody of their screaming child this weekend
October 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
when the next door neighbor doesn’t have custody of their screaming child this weekend
akira and the bee
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
akira and the bee
partner and i are recovering from covid we got last week (me for the very first time) and the razor blade throat with this new strain is no fucking joke. my tonsils being removed and being on bedrest for 2 weeks as a child had absolutely nothing on this. actual worst pain of my life
October 22, 2025 at 11:32 PM
partner and i are recovering from covid we got last week (me for the very first time) and the razor blade throat with this new strain is no fucking joke. my tonsils being removed and being on bedrest for 2 weeks as a child had absolutely nothing on this. actual worst pain of my life
okay so warner bros is for sale, who wants to get in on buying it with me?
October 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
okay so warner bros is for sale, who wants to get in on buying it with me?
Imagine nessarose gets flattened by a Lexus instead of Dorothy’s house
October 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Imagine nessarose gets flattened by a Lexus instead of Dorothy’s house
Goat cheese balls and a Pumptini, now I know I’m really at SUR
October 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Goat cheese balls and a Pumptini, now I know I’m really at SUR
unknowingly walked past olivia rodrigo and conan gray at horror nights yesterday lol
October 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
unknowingly walked past olivia rodrigo and conan gray at horror nights yesterday lol