my bathing suit top is ill fitting and I haven’t found a new one in time so I’ll just look like a slut at 9 am aquafit I guess
February 2, 2026 at 9:01 AM
my bathing suit top is ill fitting and I haven’t found a new one in time so I’ll just look like a slut at 9 am aquafit I guess
By golly if the sea air can’t help me then nothing can
February 2, 2026 at 7:42 AM
By golly if the sea air can’t help me then nothing can
Listening to geese (both kinds) at the ocean
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Listening to geese (both kinds) at the ocean
Sometimes life is a CoffeeShop5hr anxiety soothing ASMR video
January 30, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Sometimes life is a CoffeeShop5hr anxiety soothing ASMR video
An attempt has been made on my life
January 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
An attempt has been made on my life
been saying arghhhhh a lot lately in texts, im turning into the commiserating pirate
January 28, 2026 at 6:19 PM
been saying arghhhhh a lot lately in texts, im turning into the commiserating pirate
Men under 60 should be prohibited from dressing like lesbians
January 28, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Men under 60 should be prohibited from dressing like lesbians
One thing I wish people would understand is that I’m not looking into their parked car with intent to break in.
I’m conducting anthropological research
I’m conducting anthropological research
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
One thing I wish people would understand is that I’m not looking into their parked car with intent to break in.
I’m conducting anthropological research
I’m conducting anthropological research
Every gay person here has a rat tail and likes tide pools ! I thought I was unique
January 27, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Every gay person here has a rat tail and likes tide pools ! I thought I was unique
BC should implement a rebate program for dissatisfactory Nanaimo bars
January 27, 2026 at 8:49 PM
BC should implement a rebate program for dissatisfactory Nanaimo bars
I’m being advertised stuff like queer singles mixer at the sauna $75 to attend
January 27, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I’m being advertised stuff like queer singles mixer at the sauna $75 to attend
Two evil paths now lay before me… do I become a:
Rock climbing guy
or….
Biking guy
Rock climbing guy
or….
Biking guy
January 26, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Two evil paths now lay before me… do I become a:
Rock climbing guy
or….
Biking guy
Rock climbing guy
or….
Biking guy
gonna have the ugliest backpack at the airport and I’ve Made peace with that
January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
gonna have the ugliest backpack at the airport and I’ve Made peace with that
You’ll be having a generational meltdown and then the house will start making Suspicious noises in the middle of a cold snap no less
January 23, 2026 at 10:51 AM
You’ll be having a generational meltdown and then the house will start making Suspicious noises in the middle of a cold snap no less
Trying to plan travel outfits but everything is starting to look like The Dichotomy is Crazy
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Trying to plan travel outfits but everything is starting to look like The Dichotomy is Crazy
Lost my hearing and vision at the Men I Trust concert 🙌
January 17, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Lost my hearing and vision at the Men I Trust concert 🙌
nobody on earth is more committed to refusing to learn from their mistakes than people with gastrointestinal issues
January 10, 2026 at 4:03 AM
nobody on earth is more committed to refusing to learn from their mistakes than people with gastrointestinal issues
Shoutout to the one girl who has liked every single heated rivalry reel I’ve come across! the devil works hard but ****** works harder
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Shoutout to the one girl who has liked every single heated rivalry reel I’ve come across! the devil works hard but ****** works harder
at this point I’ve been ghosted more by therapists than dates
January 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
at this point I’ve been ghosted more by therapists than dates
Spotify waits until you’re doing multiple time sensitive tasks to play the most overstimulating remix of gimme more in existence
December 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spotify waits until you’re doing multiple time sensitive tasks to play the most overstimulating remix of gimme more in existence
Census reports show that Dead Guy (Prone) is the fastest growing occupation in Tevinter
December 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Census reports show that Dead Guy (Prone) is the fastest growing occupation in Tevinter
Let’s play dragon age with mama
December 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Let’s play dragon age with mama
In a perfect world we would only need to pee and poop once a week and that would be healthy & normal
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 AM
In a perfect world we would only need to pee and poop once a week and that would be healthy & normal
Fool of the week for daring to leave my house without blistex!! Hello crust nation
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Fool of the week for daring to leave my house without blistex!! Hello crust nation