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Keeper

@badgerstyle.bsky.social

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Lawyer love family and dogs and golf and chess and skiing and philosophy and taking my puppy on the side by side to the dump on Saturday mornings. Not thrilled about the election results either but let's stop whining and live harder. On Wisconsin.

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Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 8h

Randy Johnson out of the photo pen?

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 8h

Spin around the bat ten times before running to first?

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 13h

They're either playing 3D chess or eating the pieces.

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Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 13h

If the lawyers disappeared the law office would run; if the staff disappeared it would not.

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Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 17h

When you rate things on a scale of 1-10, do you give a 1 to the bottom 10%, 2 to the bottom 20%, etc., to reflect your rating decile, or do you give more 4s, 5s, and 6s because the results cluster around the mean?

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 1d

Lowkey top notch sports Thursday.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 5d

When I die and go to aggressive litigator hell every moment will be sitting on hold waiting for a court to start a call that will take 45 seconds once commenced.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 7d

Going to the wrong courtroom happens. Going to the wrong side of the aisle is really embarrassing. But if a judge ever asks you if you reviewed a document with your signature on it...

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Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 10d

2025 is the year of dropping nukes on hands that feed you.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 16d

"Hedge the American economy! Make millions!"

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 23d

The NBA needs to figure out how big its problem is before any punishments are levied for sure.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · 28d

We get to see rock bottom for Nico on a Friday night?

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Sep 7

You'd have a chance.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Sep 6

Tried and failed to get the nine year old to watch the YouTubers.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Sep 3

When the immediate press release emphasized that he was being some sort of hero you know he was being some sort of villain.

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Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Jul 25

The court would need six hearings on the parameters for the photo sesh.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Jul 17

Put on a slow, dumb show for you. Crack you up.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Jun 24

In fairness, the idea that someone might do the unthinkable if he's released to ICE should be a concern for an actual government but maybe not in this way.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Jun 19

Hey HATER if it works it works trust the process.

-Deion Sanders, secret agent for Ace Bailey.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · May 13

The whole thing sucks. If Cooper Flagg leads the Mavs to a championship and Harrison is exec of the year I'm done.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · May 3

Kaaaam.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Apr 2

Should bring 6 instead.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Mar 31

What's the evidence that the 2025 Brewers are not the worst team ever.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Mar 15

Ja. Market's lower.

Keeper @badgerstyle.bsky.social · Mar 5

He's been really solid since college, he's in a perfect spot, and the metrics are starting to catch up with the little things the Wisconsin guys do (see also Chenal, Herbig) :).