BadMoss (Beetle King)
@badmosstv.bsky.social
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Sovereign of moss, rocks and feral roots. Writer for Farfetched and Train of Thought! Streamer at twitch.tv/badmosstv He/Him/It
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The ghost that lives under the pile of rocks near where I grow my blackberries keeps texting me this
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I've been giggling at this picture for like an hour now heehee
come on we're gonna play SOMA now
shut up man haha
www.twitch.tv/badmosstv
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hello internet sam galaxy from the internet @neutralgalaxy.com
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I made a cool new recipe!
It's when you try to make okonomiyaki at home and totally fuck up the entire thing and then spill boiling hot cider all over your hand and burn the heaven-loving SHIT out of it

anyways streams gonna be delayed by like half an hour i need to eat this trashfire real fast
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I want a version of the Prince Ali song, but instead of being about a guy everyone loves and all his homies, it's about a completely awful fuckerbastard raider that everyone hates the ass off of, and his disgusting foam of stab-hungry bandits
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the legend of the incredible shrinking shirt
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I have been doing a lot of gardening and it's been helping my little soul
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if you cant handle me at my

you dont deserve me at my
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Everyone always talks about Hank Hill, or BOBBY Hill or even sometimes Peggy Hill, but no one remembers my personal favorite character from season one, Flavors Hill. I always loved and was inspired by his ability to taste and enjoy delectable meals, dishes, and tasty treats, much to Hank's envy.
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@robotcoffin.com : "Hey coal check it out "
*shows me .5 seconds of a man in blue wizard facepaint going "Hey I'm pootershcmoot-"*

I walked away immediately and adam went "WAIT COAL YOU GOTTA SEE POOTERSCOOT" or whatever
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All these flavors to choose from and you choose bitter smfh
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I still think about my king of the hill OC "Flavors Hill" an incredible member of the Hill Family that has the ability to taste all sorts of delicious meals and delectable meals and dinners and he can taste almost everything he eats
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Me when I say I got that dawg in me
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