BadPrincessMovies
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A catalogue of terrible movies about Princesses and Princesses-to-be
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I'm so mad I didn't think of this myself, I'm half tempted to edit it into the episode and pretend that I did
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Not only did Bri forget to record her own half of the audio, she somehow recorded MY half of the audio instead, so me downloading/opening her audio file for editing resulted in the Spider-Man meme:
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New podcast episode! In this month's episode @wallabri.bsky.social once again find ourselves drawn like moths to the flame of the Swan Princess series, we're taking a look at the first sequel in the series...Swan Princess 2: Escape from Castle Mountain.

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A screenshot from Swan Princess 2. The character, Bridgette, is shown just after she rips off her pretty Princess dress to reveal her ragged, henchwoman clothing underneath.
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New podcast episode coming out tomorrow! We just can't help ourselves and keep returning to this series ya'll, I wish it went on forever (or, far longer than forever)
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I would love if Bluesky added some kinda visual for when you've got notifications on alt. accounts like the site-who-shall-not-be-named did, I keep forgetting that I need to physically tab over to check if I've got notifications

(AKA, I swear I'm not ignoring anyone, I'm just bad at the internet)
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Oh of course, you gotta have a deadline in there so you can have the "Oh no, we didn't break the curse in time..." moment. Because movie drama is much more important than actual character development!
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Okay, but does the book have a magical tree tattoo that grows Christmas lights just to mock the Beast? I think not! Checkmate, book-Beastly!

(This is very much a joke and I weep for the book-accurate movie adaptation we will probably never get)
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We mentioned Maurice the Maggot from Freaky Stories in this episode, so that's reason enough to share him here. I can definitely see the resemblance to Hexxus' gloppy form!

(Truthfully, I'm actually posting him to try and jumpscare Bri as she scrolls Bluesky)
A front view of the puppet used for the character "Maurice the Maggot" from the show "Freaky Stories". Maurice is pale, with no eyes or nose, just an open mouth with a tongue. A front 3/4 view of the puppet used for the character "Maurice the Maggot" from the show "Freaky Stories". Maurice is pale, with no eyes or nose, just an open mouth with a tongue. In this image more of his body is shown, his body is slightly segmented (like a real maggot) with the occasional bump.
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Everyone pretend today is August 32nd for me, to sate my bruised ego
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... It only just occurred to me that today is not, in fact, the last Monday of August but the first Monday of September so uh??? Everyone pretend that I released this in August when I was supposed to!!! I'm VERY good at podcasting, I ASSURE YOU!!!
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New Episode! This month @wallabri.bsky.social and I took a look at FernGully, a film that balances it's whimsical fairy adventure with a villain straight out of your nightmares

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An image from the film "FernGully". The films villain, Hexxus, is a moving pile of sludge. Hexxus is shown reforming himself into solid form by taking the appearance of a human skeleton, dripping with ooze
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I'm so glad that this moment was recognizable because it was INCREDIBLY terrifying to little-kid me, and has stuck in my memory for years!
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New Episode! This month @wallabri.bsky.social and I took a look at FernGully, a film that balances it's whimsical fairy adventure with a villain straight out of your nightmares

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An image from the film "FernGully". The films villain, Hexxus, is a moving pile of sludge. Hexxus is shown reforming himself into solid form by taking the appearance of a human skeleton, dripping with ooze
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New Podcast episode coming out tomorrow! If you are a 90s kid I'm willing to bet you can recognize what movie we'll be talking about.
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Bri's recently started livestreaming on Twitch, if you like good art and chill chat, come check out her streams!
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stream time! chillin', sketchin' and doing ref sheet stuff, come hang out!
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Thanks for listening, love the idea of watching it on Odaiba day! I'm of course, very biased, but the original dub has such a deep place in my heart. I need to do my own marathon so I can re-experience the wackiness myself, key eps. stand out in my head but I'm sure there's so much I've forgotten!
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Shout-out to Bri's pop socket who sensed my emotional distress and self-destructed to pull focus, a true hero ❤️
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AND MY POP SOCKET IS STILL BROKEN.......
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New podcast episode! As a special treat for my birthday @wallabri.bsky.social and I are throwing out the premise of the podcast in favour of taking a look at Digimon: The Movie, which contains zero princesses but massive amounts of nostalgia.

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New podcast episode! As a special treat for my birthday @wallabri.bsky.social and I are throwing out the premise of the podcast in favour of taking a look at Digimon: The Movie, which contains zero princesses but massive amounts of nostalgia.

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An image from Digimon: The Movie, showing the character Angemon. Angemon is a mask wearing angelic humanoid with six wings, long orange hair, and carries a golden staff.
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New podcast episode tomorrow! July is my birthday month and for my birthday I decided to completely throw out the premise of the podcast to watch a movie that's completely unrelated to Princesses.

We had a lotta fun recording this one so I'm excited for folks to listen to it
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Immediately after Pupcorn transforms they have a scene where they make them a hoverpack to fly around with, almost like they immediately regretted making Pupcorn so painfully average and tried to make up for it.
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I can't believe how much of a missed opportunity Pupcorn... C'mon now, you give Barbie a space alien pet that will transform into any creature imaginable, and you make it transform into... an ordinary house cat?? Barbie hides it well, but I'm sure she was disappointed she didn't get something cooler
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Without a doubt my favourite moment from Star Light Adventure is Barbie taking five years to use her telekinetic powers to move one tiny paper card 5 feet across a table
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Always an immense pleasure to join Mike on his podcast!

Ya'll will be seeing us talk about this show again in the future because I'm pretty sure we'll be covering the Halloween episodes for our podcast later this year!
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🎄 If your copy of A Muppet Family Christmas had commercials, you may have seen the teaser for today’s podcast.

It’s “The Charmings,” starring Snow White and family, the evil queen, and Santa Socrates!

With @komakesthings.bsky.social and @wallabri.bsky.social from @badprincessmovies.bsky.social!
The Charmings: Yes, Lillian, There Is a Santa Claus | Advent Calendar House
Snow White’s evil stepmother attempts to spoil Santa for her own grandkids. (Guests: Kristi and Bri from Bad Princess Movies)
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i made a meme out of Kristi's hatred for both Popcorn and Bibble.
Jeremy Clarkson on Bibble: "I HATE this."

Jeremy Clarkson on Popcorn: "But I HATE this more."