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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 4d

What I want is for Nicky Doll to open the next season of Drag Race France by parading across the stage wearing a copy of all those jewels and never addressing it.

Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 5d

So what do you do after you get home with your stolen jewels from the Louvre? Put on a fake mustache and take them back to the museum so you can be a hero? Give them as gifts? List them on Facebook Marketplace? I have to think an ad like “great tiara no dings or scratches” will attract attention.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 4d

This is a cis str8 guy thing. Whatever tinyish flavour of queerness you have prevented you from such dreadful decor.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 6d

Oh for sure, once I started I knew I couldn't stop, so you're wise to wait for a proper time slot. Enjoy!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 7d

@hintofspy.bsky.social Hi! Did you get to devour the latest season of The Diplomat? No spoilers, don't worry. I did feel it breathed better than S2. Enjoyed the cadence and how we came to the ending. And welcomed the fan service with open arms!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 18d

I understand the sentiment, but you'll need to bluff and play coy if you want a successful option.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 18d

Feels like you're *this close* from auctioning feet pics.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 22d

@andycastro.com Got the perfect book for you, boo. bsky.app/profile/emil...

Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 24d

Grok, is this true?

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 24d

#DatTushyTho #Damn

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 24d

I assume Hoffman will play Woodall's uncle, in this romantic thriller?

Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · 28d

Ask the Nepalese!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 24

On sent que c'est un problème majeur, quand les exemples du ministre proviennent d'un courriel envoyé en 2023 (donc pas d'une communication publique de l'État) et d'un compte-rendu de réunion de comité de parent (idem).

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 23

Yup. Also, how come we don't have the name and picture of the suspect, as we usually do for all other types of crimes under investigation? So that journalist scould check out the former complaints they might have, their deontology file, etc.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 23

The author saw that "Networking" was a category of intention on Grindr and took it seriously.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 23

Hey, You're Brazilianing wildly! I wish lots of great food and fun outings upon you.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 18

They won't broadcast your podcast until you make a donation to their hate-mongering group!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 15

I'm fine with personal preferences. It's just this equation of fat in food = fat on your thighs that makes me roll my eyes deeply.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 15

Your taste buds, for one? I despise RFK Jr., but this absurd low-fat craze was pushed forward by shody studies brought by the sugar industry to convince people heart disease was caused by fat instead of sugar. Why US schools provide skim chocolate milk? Might as well give them a Pepsi.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 8

A Foreign Minister of a partner country having to fly to the U.S. to go retrieve his citizens (and I wouldn't be surprised at this point, having to pay a ransom for them), is such a high-level diplomatic crisis, it's appalling.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 2

Pas mal sûr que l'abolition du changement d'heure risque de ralier les gens des deux partis, aussi.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Sep 1

It's an awful and good show (not to be confused with awfully good). It contains multitudes. Absurd and glorious twists, great actresses stuck with a weird-ass scenario, it's a fun watch! And yeah, she's lesbianing intensely, I half-expected her to make out with the French PM on the 1st episode!

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Aug 30

I think most people enjoy joining in the silliness, like in the old time Twitter days. We could all use some relief. Personally my guess for a few days without being seen could be recovery from surgery, COVID or something else, but I do enjoy all the fun posts regardless.

Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Aug 29

Feverishly alternating between all the seasons and spin-offs + the Jet Lag seasons to alleviate the massive anxiety about *gestures vaguely*

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Aug 28

Is there a Bluesky equivalent to Twitter After Dark?

Anyway I just used an Alton Brown tip and it worked very well for me in the past when I had a ginger beer that was too spicy for my weak-ass mouth.

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Bruno @bagelbruno.bsky.social · Aug 28

Use it go glaze carrots! Just have a little water, the ginger beer, butter and thyme if you like this herb, all together in a pan, let it boil, then the water will evaporate, flip the carrots so they get glazed all over and it'll be delicious!

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