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baileyghjkl
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will fight u but doesnt want to

monroe louisianan turned carrboro expat

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my dad left me a meme as a note
September 14, 2023 at 7:29 PM
going through the last of my grandparents’ stuff and found the ultimate family heirloom, Box Of Newspapers From September 2001
August 22, 2023 at 3:36 AM
no one dog should have all this pollen
August 19, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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get a load of these babies
August 16, 2023 at 1:51 AM
me (flirting): so anyway ive been listening to this news podcast but its like stupid irrelevant news and a lot of it is about weird shit that happens in the u.s. but all the hosts are australian and ive been going through the backlog for weeks so my internal monologue is vaguely australian rn and
Me (flirting):
August 19, 2023 at 12:32 AM
constantly getting too preoccupied with social anxiety answering questions like “how are you” or “what have you been up to lately” that i forget to reciprocate the question and spend the rest of the day feeling like a rude dick
August 18, 2023 at 9:40 PM
what r u doing cvs
August 17, 2023 at 10:45 PM
love to race my parents to answer my niece’s questions about what socialism is and how welfare programs work
August 17, 2023 at 6:14 PM
been hanging out w my 13yo niece who is a perfect angel and she keeps calling my step dad “queen” and won’t explain what it means
August 16, 2023 at 11:26 PM
get a load of these babies
August 16, 2023 at 1:51 AM
found a bb like this as a teen & he was a sweet little buddy! took him to the wildlife office once he got healthy & the lady at the front desk was annoyed bc i ~shouldnt have even touched him~ meanwhile a good ole boy game warden interrupted her chiding me by excitedly coming to play w him lol
August 10, 2023 at 5:21 AM
lmao right? and like i want to be annoyed but i wouldn’t even know it was an issue if i didn’t do the same shit
August 10, 2023 at 5:09 AM
recently realized that when i get off the phone i apparently just put the phone down and trust the other person will actually end the call bc my mom does the same thing and i’ll come back to my phone a couple minutes later and the call is still going
August 9, 2023 at 10:22 PM
lmao nice i hope it works!!
August 1, 2023 at 8:27 PM
ugh i’m so sorry i know i would be gutted!! you might try taking the top layer of soil off to replace w fresh soil after flushing as much as you can underneath. new topsoil will hopefully help reinoculate w microbes and give an opportunity to add amendments to help fix the pH too.
August 1, 2023 at 7:39 PM
30 to 50 is just enough to acquire a level of knowledge where you can no longer not notice good plants on sale and then suddenly you have 100 houseplants
July 31, 2023 at 3:39 AM
in awe that the cashier who processed my return at tj maxx could physically allow herself to staple the receipts together at a 45 degree angle
July 30, 2023 at 8:26 PM
outside in louisiana thinking about feminist king isaac asimov’s description of a contraption to hold yr knocks up off yr chest whilst toiling in the heat of the mines
July 30, 2023 at 5:39 PM
elke will watch tv sometimes! but murphy and pi act like it doesn’t exist
July 27, 2023 at 9:19 PM
obligatory post to push past the feeling that i can’t possibly write in this brand new notebook
July 27, 2023 at 9:18 PM