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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven

@balaenacetus.bsky.social

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He/him/his 38 I am here to be as kind and understanding as I can. I may falter, but I endeavor to try. Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · Feb 2

Just to clarify, not a bot. I'm just photos of myself on the internet shy (personal psychological reasons). DM me and I'll DM back an episode from the many series of Star Trek with my opinion of the episode.

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 8m

This is not how I was expecting to see Clippy.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 10m

Care to share? Some of us might be able to provide therapy or positive reinforcement.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 11m

Depending on the Star Trek fan you might get both. DS9? Baseball is more likely than you think. Enterprise? You might get Water Polo.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 17m

Yes. And working at the Vote Centers in my county, and will be processing ballots after.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 29m

Heavy are the balls associated with that magnificent cock. Everytime you post yourself, I am awestruck by his beauty.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 39m

Such a magnificent penis of the natural, intact form. I love that the foreskin is still covering the glans whilst erect.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

No, think of your prostate health.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

People against good prostate health.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

She is as cute as her person.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

SEO?

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

Perfectly structured.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h

Please.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 3h

Computer, request authorization to access redacted materials, Authorization Steven 3 2 Pi Beta 7.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 3h

Sir, that would make me fold and feel submissive to you real quick. My eye contact is uncomfortable ADHD self is going to be frustrated. You will be able to dominate me doing that. I will indeed look away.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 3h

Fantastic!

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 16h

Good.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 23h

Fascinating.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 23h

Does the foreskin of that dildo function realistically?

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 23h

Hello, Tired Elder Millennial here, I feel your pain. We "killed" industries so you could have this. All being described by the same Boomer class of people.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d

Free him. I support the Free Range Cock.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d

A Nut a Day Keeps the Prostate Cancer Doctor Away.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d

That's thinking of the prostate.

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G @thickhuskydude.bsky.social · 1d

But...on a serious note tho boys. I know its supposed to be fun, but there are benefits to busting a nut out constantly. Biggest being in men, it helps reduce the risk of prostate cancer. You don't need to participate in #NoNutNobember to put your health first. #gay #gaymen #daddybear

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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I could do that.

Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d

Some people definitely need therapy. I know I do, but the options available are shit and few in my area.