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Joe Balaneski

@balaneski.bsky.social

110 followers 47 following 230 posts

Hahaha, oh right! Good call. Also, your new Twitter bio should read Dad, Husband, CAD Doer, Shit Disturber, Lawn Coach. Sums it up. 😂 🇺🇦

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · Mar 5

Mila's Fundraiser for @WINHouseShelter is open.

We are trying to raise $1000 by March 31. We've currently raised $765

We will be dyeing our hair on March 29. Colour TBD.

If you can help, it is greatly appreciated! Every single dollar helps.

www.canadahelps.org/en/pages/mil...

Mila's Fundraiser for Women In Need (WIN) Edmonton

Mila's Fundraiser for Women In Need (WIN) Edmonton to help women, children and non-binary individuals in need.

www.canadahelps.org

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 2d

Can you imagine what it would sound like if Buck Martinez, Patrick Mahomes, Ray Romano and Kermit the frog were at the same table having a conversation?

#Jays #Yankees #ALDS

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 7d

This is an invalid list. There's a certain 4 letter word that's not on it.

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 10d

#Yankees

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 10d

But why did you ask if I was available tomorrow?

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 10d

HOMERUN ANTHONY MOTHA FUCKIN VOLPE!!!!

#YANKEES

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 10d

Some days it feels like I've been married for 84 years...

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 12d

I have bought the Guinness Book of World Records every year since 1996.

Bought the 2026 edition today. And, on page 7, I see a familiar face. Honoured to meet him in Regina last year.

@xpeggr.bsky.social

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 12d

Our entire family is doing the "Run For The Cure" on October 5.

If you'd like to support the cause, the link to Mila's personal donation page is below

support.cancer.ca/goto/milab

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 13d

This PxP guy is the Glen Suitor of Rugby with insights like that.

Who knew Canada needs to score points.

They are moving laterally. 🤯

#RugbyWorldCup

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 13d

TRY CANADA!!!

SUCK IT ENGLAND!!!

#RUGBYWORLDCUP

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 13d

France hasn't given up this much territory since May 1940.

#RugbyWorldCup

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 14d

Our entire family is doing the "Run For The Cure" on October 5.

If you'd like to support the cause, the link to Mila's personal donation page is below

support.cancer.ca/goto/milab

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 14d

Our entire family is doing the "Run For The Cure" on October 5.

If you'd like to support the cause, the link to Mila's personal donation page is below

support.cancer.ca/goto/milab

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Vince Rulé @vincentrule.bsky.social · 17d

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Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 18d

I'm with @stadnek.bsky.social

I think they are going to announce they are renaming every single team to ESKIMOS (with different spellings), except Edmonton that has to stay as the Elks.

#CFL #cfl2025

Joe Balaneski @balaneski.bsky.social · 18d

Our entire family is doing the "Run For The Cure" on October 5.

If you'd like to support the cause, the link to Mila's personal donation page is below

support.cancer.ca/goto/milab