Ben Wolf
@baldasastone.bsky.social
writer | photographer | husband | father | and other words | nulltheory.net
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People are telling me to boycott the World Cup that I didn't know was coming up. It's like they're screaming "HOP!!!" at a one-legged man.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
People are telling me to boycott the World Cup that I didn't know was coming up. It's like they're screaming "HOP!!!" at a one-legged man.
It's so awesome when a team you don't like sets themselves on fire over and over again. L.A. is a city of champions.... and also the Clippers.
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
It's so awesome when a team you don't like sets themselves on fire over and over again. L.A. is a city of champions.... and also the Clippers.
Look what Tom Jones did to my Spotify Wrapped
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Look what Tom Jones did to my Spotify Wrapped
More of my #photography from #hongkong
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
More of my #photography from #hongkong
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My toddler's watching Teletubbies and I'm reminded of when Jerry Falwell called Tinky Winky a gay icon back in the 90s. Totally insane. Like... How did he not realize they're a polycule?
November 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My toddler's watching Teletubbies and I'm reminded of when Jerry Falwell called Tinky Winky a gay icon back in the 90s. Totally insane. Like... How did he not realize they're a polycule?
If your skeet mentions a "bingo card" I want you to build a Time Machine and go back to 2016 when that was fresh and new. You deserve to be appreciated by the people who would appreciate you.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If your skeet mentions a "bingo card" I want you to build a Time Machine and go back to 2016 when that was fresh and new. You deserve to be appreciated by the people who would appreciate you.
If your skeet starts out like "Dear *politician*" I want you to know that I will never read it, both to protect your privacy and because it's an obnoxious, tired format that makes you sound delusional.
November 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If your skeet starts out like "Dear *politician*" I want you to know that I will never read it, both to protect your privacy and because it's an obnoxious, tired format that makes you sound delusional.
We should combine cooking competition shows with beauty pageants and see how Miss Côte d'Ivoire measures up to an Ensalada de Camarón. Also dog shows.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We should combine cooking competition shows with beauty pageants and see how Miss Côte d'Ivoire measures up to an Ensalada de Camarón. Also dog shows.
I like a closed-fisted middle finger. That lazy, half-open, 80s-movie finger-flick doesn't make you look too-cool-for-school, it makes you look like you're not serious enough to be resorting to hand-profanity. Childish.
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I like a closed-fisted middle finger. That lazy, half-open, 80s-movie finger-flick doesn't make you look too-cool-for-school, it makes you look like you're not serious enough to be resorting to hand-profanity. Childish.
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Mars in 10 years!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"No more traffic in Vegas!"
"New Teslas will drive themselves to the customer's house when we have full self-driving next year!"
"Robots!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Work will become optional!"
How dumb are we?
"Mars in 10 years!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"No more traffic in Vegas!"
"New Teslas will drive themselves to the customer's house when we have full self-driving next year!"
"Robots!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Work will become optional!"
How dumb are we?
ELON MUSK: "WORK WILL BECOME OPTIONAL" At the U.S.-Saudi Investment Forum, Elon Musk declared that advanced AI and robotics will make everyone wealthy and eliminate poverty. Sitting alongside Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang, he predicted: "Work will become optional." Musk highlighted
November 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Mars in 10 years!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"No more traffic in Vegas!"
"New Teslas will drive themselves to the customer's house when we have full self-driving next year!"
"Robots!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Work will become optional!"
How dumb are we?
"Mars in 10 years!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"No more traffic in Vegas!"
"New Teslas will drive themselves to the customer's house when we have full self-driving next year!"
"Robots!"
"Full self-driving next year!"
"Work will become optional!"
How dumb are we?
My toddler just started watching Teletubbies and I clearly wasted my psychedelic years
November 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My toddler just started watching Teletubbies and I clearly wasted my psychedelic years
My daughter is 21 months old and watching her language develop has been fascinating. We're doing short sentences now. One verb, any tense, ABSOLUTELY NO HELPING VERBS. "I walk" can mean I want to go for a walk, I'm currently walking or I walked once before and remember it fondly.
November 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My daughter is 21 months old and watching her language develop has been fascinating. We're doing short sentences now. One verb, any tense, ABSOLUTELY NO HELPING VERBS. "I walk" can mean I want to go for a walk, I'm currently walking or I walked once before and remember it fondly.
Nobody talks about me in emails like that so I got that going for me.
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Nobody talks about me in emails like that so I got that going for me.
Obedience training is all about horrifying lies.
Mario And The Monster who Eats The Trash
I talk to my dog a lot
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November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Obedience training is all about horrifying lies.