Baldi's Quote Machine!
@baldiquotebot.bsky.social
Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around.
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(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
[SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!]
(ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)
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october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
october 24 2025:
* added quotes from the 2025 trailer and the baldimore comic where he is the president and the doctor is the doctor
The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get pretty crowded!
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The open house is about to begin! Things are about to get pretty crowded!
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I heard that! - I can hear almost any sound you make! To beat me at hide and seek, you'll have to keep that in mind when opening doors or making other noises.
That's Professor Baldi to you, troublemaker.
December 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
That's Professor Baldi to you, troublemaker.
Attention! Attention everyone! Test procedure is imminent! We run regular tests on our super doors to make sure students can't leave before their class is over.
December 2, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Attention! Attention everyone! Test procedure is imminent! We run regular tests on our super doors to make sure students can't leave before their class is over.
Hair is un-natural!
December 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hair is un-natural!
These graphics are far too advanced for me!
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 PM
These graphics are far too advanced for me!
There's no hope for you now! Ha-a ha ha!
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There's no hope for you now! Ha-a ha ha!
I'll let you go
December 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'll let you go
It's FUN to have FUN!
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It's FUN to have FUN!
Let's go scuba diving!
December 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Let's go scuba diving!
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most people say my sense of humor is too senseitive.
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
December 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Now it's time for everybody's favorite subject... MATH! Answer the three questions correctly and you might get something special!
Delicious! I... I.. don't know what to say... rr-hr .. hr hr hr
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Delicious! I... I.. don't know what to say... rr-hr .. hr hr hr
Great job! You won!
December 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Great job! You won!
You're good! Let's keep playing!
December 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
You're good! Let's keep playing!
Well this looks like one tricky situation! You'll never be able to get across the conveyor belt by yourself, but I have an idea! Just grab some of these You Thought Points with the ''ACTION'' button and then head into Johnny's store. He'll surely have an item you can buy that will help you out!
December 2, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Well this looks like one tricky situation! You'll never be able to get across the conveyor belt by yourself, but I have an idea! Just grab some of these You Thought Points with the ''ACTION'' button and then head into Johnny's store. He'll surely have an item you can buy that will help you out!
I can't believe it! You're incredible!
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I can't believe it! You're incredible!
Hi!... In case anybody hasn't heard me say hi yet, I'm trying to beat my own game for the first time!... ha ha ha...
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hi!... In case anybody hasn't heard me say hi yet, I'm trying to beat my own game for the first time!... ha ha ha...
Let's go scuba diving!
December 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Let's go scuba diving!
Understand and learn with me!
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Understand and learn with me!
Understand and learn with me!
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Understand and learn with me!
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
December 2, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Maybe, it gives me more hair.
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!