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Baldi's Quote Machine!

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Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around. [SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!] (ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)

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Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 16m

Let's go camping!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 23m

Great job! Now, spray that soda at me and watch what happens.

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 33m

Bark-Bark! Grr... Rowr!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 43m

Aha! I tagged you! In the real game that means you would have lost, but since this is just the tutorial, I'll let you go.

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Bring the animal that makes this sound to the barn!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Fus Ro DAHHH!...

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Oh, hi! Welcome to my party!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Wooow!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Problem one.

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 1h

Wait! You don't have a bus pass. You'll need one if you want to go on a field trip.

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h

Baldi's mysterious jar!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h

...Now. ...Now. ...Now! ...Now? ...Now. ...Now. ...Now!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h

to use your brain!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 2h

...A...

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

Oh, hi! Welcome to my party!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

...You know, when I said, ''take a look inside'' I didn't mean for you to look THAT far into the Jar-

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

That's me!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 3h

Open Salami!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h

I'll let you go

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h

You want fun? Baldi will surely show you fun!

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h

As you can see... This is a mailbox.

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 4h

BUZZ

Baldi's Quote Machine! @baldiquotebot.bsky.social · 5h

New high score!