BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
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“Mega Man X if it were even more fucking awesome.”
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
“It’s obvious, but you can’t spell Biggie Cheese without BIG.”
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“It’s obvious, but you can’t spell Biggie Cheese without BIG.”
“It’s a P-Balloon Mouser, you’re getting inflated!”
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“It’s a P-Balloon Mouser, you’re getting inflated!”
“Wait, he’s saying this like it’s a bad thing?”
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Wait, he’s saying this like it’s a bad thing?”
“I think there’s bigger questions than anything about Divine Beasts…”
January 24, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“I think there’s bigger questions than anything about Divine Beasts…”
“Some? Please, I’ll give you my entire inventory’s worth!”
January 22, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Some? Please, I’ll give you my entire inventory’s worth!”
“Tuba decided to go for an… old-school look for once…”
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Tuba decided to go for an… old-school look for once…”
“So fat he’s gotta lift his moobs to see his trophy!”
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“So fat he’s gotta lift his moobs to see his trophy!”
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
Featuring a @squishyorca.bsky.social cameo as the trophy!
“Does this hose make my butt look big?”
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Does this hose make my butt look big?”
“Thank God those garments are stretchy, or else Tuba would be REALLY embarrassed…”
January 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Thank God those garments are stretchy, or else Tuba would be REALLY embarrassed…”
“Nothing like sipping on a soda on your DIY sofa!”
January 14, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Nothing like sipping on a soda on your DIY sofa!”
“Guess you can say being a blimp isn’t as quacked up to be amirite?”
January 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Guess you can say being a blimp isn’t as quacked up to be amirite?”
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”
January 10, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“No hoverboards or wings needed for this man!”
“He thought he’d look funny to put the tip of the tank inside his navel…”
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“He thought he’d look funny to put the tip of the tank inside his navel…”
“How many X’s before the L are on that Mawashi?”
January 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“How many X’s before the L are on that Mawashi?”
“National Bird Day is only once a year, but Tuba’s love for you lasts the entire year!”
Happy National Bird Day! (January 5th) 🐦⬛
Happy National Bird Day! (January 5th) 🐦⬛
January 6, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“National Bird Day is only once a year, but Tuba’s love for you lasts the entire year!”
Happy National Bird Day! (January 5th) 🐦⬛
Happy National Bird Day! (January 5th) 🐦⬛
“You can tell by the amount he’s put in his belly, that Big is GOOD at fishin’!”
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“You can tell by the amount he’s put in his belly, that Big is GOOD at fishin’!”
“This is what happens when you have months worth of cheat days…”
January 3, 2026 at 3:01 AM
“This is what happens when you have months worth of cheat days…”
“Mega Man X if it were even more fucking awesome.”
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Mega Man X if it were even more fucking awesome.”
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
Figured I’d bring in the new year by making a Mega Man X inspired reference sheet of Tuba, all while practicing my Graphic Design skills!
“Tuba’s ready to celebrate the new year with his big rear!”
Happy New Rear- I mean… Year! Here’s hoping 2026 can be a good one, thank you all so much! 🧨🩷
Happy New Rear- I mean… Year! Here’s hoping 2026 can be a good one, thank you all so much! 🧨🩷
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 AM
“Tuba’s ready to celebrate the new year with his big rear!”
Happy New Rear- I mean… Year! Here’s hoping 2026 can be a good one, thank you all so much! 🧨🩷
Happy New Rear- I mean… Year! Here’s hoping 2026 can be a good one, thank you all so much! 🧨🩷
“It’s gonna be a long night with you and I! And expensive…”
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“It’s gonna be a long night with you and I! And expensive…”
“Who knew you could make a boatload of money by using that fat body of yours to make doormats and rugs?!”
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Who knew you could make a boatload of money by using that fat body of yours to make doormats and rugs?!”
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
Featuring a cameo of @squishyorca.bsky.social!
“Good ol’ Corn Flakes! Part of any unbalanced breakfast!”
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Good ol’ Corn Flakes! Part of any unbalanced breakfast!”
Reposted by BalloonedBird 🔞
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Looks like SOMEBODY didn’t check to see if there were any blueberries in the cookies…”
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
Have a safe merry berry Christmas everyone, and a happy holiday as well! 🎄💙
“Nothing says yearly traditions like another inflation/fat artist drawing themselves as an ornament!”
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Nothing says yearly traditions like another inflation/fat artist drawing themselves as an ornament!”