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balloonedbird.bsky.social
BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
M20 || 🇺🇸 || 🐦‍⬛
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/balloonedbird/
🔞 MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 🔞
“The usually mixed-matched alligator is all puffed up here!”

A trade with my friend @altcroc3.bsky.social, go give him some love since he’s a good friend! (or also maybe bully him 😈)
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s not taking his rejection from Kirby Air Riders too great…”
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Big belts are required for big berried borbs to be juiced out of!”
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB”
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Busting his rump for that dumb bitch really did something huh?”
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s saving himself decades with those thighs!”
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’d be PERFECT to use in gourmet race!”

Some fanart of @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Winged Star design!
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He’s already blue, but what if he was even more blue?”
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Like any head honcho of the Chaotix Detective Agency, Vector has to have his donuts before any case with a big pay day!”
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Imagine being such a fat lazy borb that you have to be fed through the fucking belly button…”
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Emp from Kirby And The Crystal Shards may be obscure, but not obscure enough to run away from being chased by Kirby, or fattened up!”
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“What did Sakurai mean by this?”
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“More like the big bad bird amirite?”
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“You’re gonna need fat stacks of cash if you want to play with this fat fuck in Sonic Rumble…”
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“That tank is in there real tight, just like how tight this bird blimp is!”
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“He has reset it to factory mode many times afterwards, yet it still keeps giving an error! Must be really telling something…”
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“The phrase ‘I wonder what’s on the news’ could never be so unpredictable…”
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
“Another Halloween, another fat bird character costume for Tuba to wear!”

Both a costume and a way to showcase my future Air Riders main! Happy Halloween, and stay safe! 🎃❤️
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“SNAKE EYES?!”
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“He stole a trick-or-treater’s king-sized pack of gum, and now he’s getting karma!”
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“How fat do you have to be to not be able to even fly as a ghost?!”
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Wait a fucking minute… how is this possible? How can those hands touch Tuba?!”
October 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“For some an air tank may be a foul trick, for others, it’s quite the treat!”
October 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Scarily swell!”
October 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
“Frighteningly fat and ready to cause mischief!”

The first of a few pieces up until Halloween of a ghost Tuba! 👻🐦‍⬛
October 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM