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I am the stone that the builder refused.
A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math.
Father. Pagan. Witch.
Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.
I am the stone that the builder refused.
A²+B²=C² is a lot of squares for triangle math.
Father. Pagan. Witch.
Patience. Understanding. Love. Peace.
Making breaded baked ravioli in a locally made vodka sauce.. adding some roasted red peppers and a wee bit of ricotta.. short one is flying it.. 🤤🤤🤤
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Making breaded baked ravioli in a locally made vodka sauce.. adding some roasted red peppers and a wee bit of ricotta.. short one is flying it.. 🤤🤤🤤
Why IS my Dasher making a stop along the way.. exactly?
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Why IS my Dasher making a stop along the way.. exactly?
Great. The wings won't be here for like, 40 minutes, but at least the cat is knocking on my door so he can stand on me and head-butt my phone out of my hand
November 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Great. The wings won't be here for like, 40 minutes, but at least the cat is knocking on my door so he can stand on me and head-butt my phone out of my hand
My superpower is dressing like a cartoon character and showing every being that I encounter respect and dignity..
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My superpower is dressing like a cartoon character and showing every being that I encounter respect and dignity..
The grown ass man who co-runs the store I hang out at is playing his recorder.. probably the same one my daughter had last year in school.. which is cool, I guess.. music and all.. but he could literally make better sounds off of an empty coke bottle..
a man in a tuxedo is playing a red recorder in front of a microphone with the word talent on the bottom right
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing a red recorder in front of a microphone with the word talent on the bottom right
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November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The grown ass man who co-runs the store I hang out at is playing his recorder.. probably the same one my daughter had last year in school.. which is cool, I guess.. music and all.. but he could literally make better sounds off of an empty coke bottle..
pfft.. like I'm getting outta the way of a firetruck..
a red fire truck is driving down the street
ALT: a red fire truck is driving down the street
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November 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
pfft.. like I'm getting outta the way of a firetruck..
Some people will say that I'm✌️a lot to deal with..✌️
November 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some people will say that I'm✌️a lot to deal with..✌️
Stay observant.. look and listen for distress signals.. if someone is in need and you can help, offer a selfless servitude. All we got is us and frankly, one person's struggle is every one of our struggles. It may not come back to you immediately, but I promise you it will. Peace and Blessings 🙏💜
November 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Stay observant.. look and listen for distress signals.. if someone is in need and you can help, offer a selfless servitude. All we got is us and frankly, one person's struggle is every one of our struggles. It may not come back to you immediately, but I promise you it will. Peace and Blessings 🙏💜
What a joke this morning has been 🙄😤🤬
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What a joke this morning has been 🙄😤🤬
Stelio Kontos is going to be so pissed when he finds out about this.
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Stelio Kontos is going to be so pissed when he finds out about this.
Teaching my 10 year old not to be a dumb ass..
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Teaching my 10 year old not to be a dumb ass..
Opened directly to the chapter on morality..
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Opened directly to the chapter on morality..
Weed and The Book of Bill.. do suggest
November 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Weed and The Book of Bill.. do suggest
Children are starving.. people are suffering through domestic violence, and homelessness.. people who are well qualified cannot find work.. young people are sent into war zones to very possibly never return from.. racism still exists.. women are constantly fucked over at their jobs..
Do work.
Do work.
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Children are starving.. people are suffering through domestic violence, and homelessness.. people who are well qualified cannot find work.. young people are sent into war zones to very possibly never return from.. racism still exists.. women are constantly fucked over at their jobs..
Do work.
Do work.
I lose sight of it sometimes, but you really do get back what you put out..
but you must remain patient..
but you must remain patient..
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I lose sight of it sometimes, but you really do get back what you put out..
but you must remain patient..
but you must remain patient..
En este restaurante no hablan inglés..
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
En este restaurante no hablan inglés..
If I told you that you can absolutely go start a ripple today, because a wave cannot start without one.. what would you do with that gift? Would you help an old lady with her groceries? Would you feed a homeless person, or buy them socks and toilet paper..? Or would you forget why we're human first?
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
If I told you that you can absolutely go start a ripple today, because a wave cannot start without one.. what would you do with that gift? Would you help an old lady with her groceries? Would you feed a homeless person, or buy them socks and toilet paper..? Or would you forget why we're human first?
You're at a Simon..
I'ma need you at a Garfunkel.
I'ma need you at a Garfunkel.
You're at Mork
I need you at Mindy
I need you at Mindy
You're at Ren
I need you at Stimpy.
I need you at Stimpy.
November 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
You're at a Simon..
I'ma need you at a Garfunkel.
I'ma need you at a Garfunkel.
Dear last two nachos that have absolutely nothing left on them.. why even bother trying? The ship sailed..
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Dear last two nachos that have absolutely nothing left on them.. why even bother trying? The ship sailed..
You guys ever try these things called grapes?
Hear me out.. Grapes.
Hear me out.. Grapes.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
You guys ever try these things called grapes?
Hear me out.. Grapes.
Hear me out.. Grapes.
Only users lose drugs..
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Only users lose drugs..
Just smoked a fat ass joint.. To the face.. also, I'm on my third beer.. watching American Dad..
I no longer give a hot, slippery shit what day of the month it actually even is.. so, see you idiots like.. on Saturday, or Saturday adjacent.. prolly.
Or not..
I forget where I put the joint 🤣
I no longer give a hot, slippery shit what day of the month it actually even is.. so, see you idiots like.. on Saturday, or Saturday adjacent.. prolly.
Or not..
I forget where I put the joint 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Just smoked a fat ass joint.. To the face.. also, I'm on my third beer.. watching American Dad..
I no longer give a hot, slippery shit what day of the month it actually even is.. so, see you idiots like.. on Saturday, or Saturday adjacent.. prolly.
Or not..
I forget where I put the joint 🤣
I no longer give a hot, slippery shit what day of the month it actually even is.. so, see you idiots like.. on Saturday, or Saturday adjacent.. prolly.
Or not..
I forget where I put the joint 🤣
So wait.. I'm supposed to trust you in a final moment, knowing that you've never taken ANY drugs whatsoever in your miserable lifetime?
Hard pass..
Hard pass..
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
So wait.. I'm supposed to trust you in a final moment, knowing that you've never taken ANY drugs whatsoever in your miserable lifetime?
Hard pass..
Hard pass..