Banannelei
@banannelei.bsky.social
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Crazy Cat Lady,Amateur Cryptid Hunter,Queen of Anxiety, OG XPhile, Part Time FNaF Theorist, RN
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The Truth is out there, Agent Mulder, but so are Lies.
Crazy Cat Lady,Amateur Cryptid Hunter,Queen of Anxiety, OG XPhile, Part Time FNaF Theorist, RN
💉🗿🧙♂️🌿🔮
The Truth is out there, Agent Mulder, but so are Lies.
@qfgbook.bsky.social - my brother and I were chatting last night and decided Manu from QFG3 needs a wife. Meet, WoManu (I am so sorry 🤣)
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@qfgbook.bsky.social - my brother and I were chatting last night and decided Manu from QFG3 needs a wife. Meet, WoManu (I am so sorry 🤣)
Burger, Slider. 🍔 🍔 ♥️
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Burger, Slider. 🍔 🍔 ♥️
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November 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My nickname is Banana. My username is Banannelei everywhere. I like bananas. I have one a day for breakfast. The irony is not lost upon me… eff you pancreas.
October 29, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My nickname is Banana. My username is Banannelei everywhere. I like bananas. I have one a day for breakfast. The irony is not lost upon me… eff you pancreas.
There's nothing that can adequately explain the ire I have that my blood sugar rockets into the 200's simply due to waking up.
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
There's nothing that can adequately explain the ire I have that my blood sugar rockets into the 200's simply due to waking up.
Fresh batch of porch kitten(s)
October 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Fresh batch of porch kitten(s)
$288 for 90 days of CGM wearables and meds. I’ll just tack that on to the other $120 I already pay every 90 days for the other meds to keep me alive…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
October 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
$288 for 90 days of CGM wearables and meds. I’ll just tack that on to the other $120 I already pay every 90 days for the other meds to keep me alive…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
I did not ask for this financial burden. Genetically it’s not even my fault…
Just a cog in the capitalism machine I guess…
And for my next magic trick; I will be diagnosed as a T1 Diabetic on my 40th birthday.
alice from alice in wonderland is wearing a blue dress
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October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
And for my next magic trick; I will be diagnosed as a T1 Diabetic on my 40th birthday.
For better or worse, I woke up this morning and I’m officially 40.
“the party was for you”
“the party was for you”
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October 3, 2025 at 1:33 PM
For better or worse, I woke up this morning and I’m officially 40.
“the party was for you”
“the party was for you”
I’m tired y’all.
I’m really tired.
I’m really tired.
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m tired y’all.
I’m really tired.
I’m really tired.
You know you've been in the nursing profession too long when you're reviewing lab results and you can see in your minds-eye the cholesterol deposits based upon the numbers in front of your eyes. It's like a Sherlock Holmes power, but way less cool.
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
You know you've been in the nursing profession too long when you're reviewing lab results and you can see in your minds-eye the cholesterol deposits based upon the numbers in front of your eyes. It's like a Sherlock Holmes power, but way less cool.
Today would have been my Dad’s 70th birthday.
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
September 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Today would have been my Dad’s 70th birthday.
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Time is weird. Don’t waste it.
Listen to more Tom Waits. Dance in your driveway. Eat more late night Taco Bell. Smoke’m if you’ve gottem.
“Drive Fast, Take Chances, And Always Swerve To The Left,” - JWP ❤️
Hi, if anyone wants to know, Weird Al opened his show and stood right in front of me and breathed my air. This may be as close as I ever get to my hero.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
September 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hi, if anyone wants to know, Weird Al opened his show and stood right in front of me and breathed my air. This may be as close as I ever get to my hero.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
Also Clownvis was there. Amazing night 10/10 no notes.
None of my friends kids have ever seen me with natural hair. Yesterday my 2yr old sorta nephew (don't ask) says "Why your hair purple?" I said "My Dad had purple hair too! I think it runs in the family?" And he just goes "Oh, Okay!" and runs along :)
Level 2 Bog Witch Unlocked.
Level 2 Bog Witch Unlocked.
September 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
None of my friends kids have ever seen me with natural hair. Yesterday my 2yr old sorta nephew (don't ask) says "Why your hair purple?" I said "My Dad had purple hair too! I think it runs in the family?" And he just goes "Oh, Okay!" and runs along :)
Level 2 Bog Witch Unlocked.
Level 2 Bog Witch Unlocked.
I saw that Netflix had filtered The Fairly Odd Parents into "Retro TV" last night, had a visceral reaction, yelled at my SO, scrolled to the next show - Trailer Park Boys, and began angry sobbing.
Anyway, 28 days left until I'm 40. It's going fine. I'm fine. It's alllllllllllllllllllllll fine.
Anyway, 28 days left until I'm 40. It's going fine. I'm fine. It's alllllllllllllllllllllll fine.
September 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I saw that Netflix had filtered The Fairly Odd Parents into "Retro TV" last night, had a visceral reaction, yelled at my SO, scrolled to the next show - Trailer Park Boys, and began angry sobbing.
Anyway, 28 days left until I'm 40. It's going fine. I'm fine. It's alllllllllllllllllllllll fine.
Anyway, 28 days left until I'm 40. It's going fine. I'm fine. It's alllllllllllllllllllllll fine.
Better Tuesday Vibes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNX...
TWRP - The No Pants Dance feat. Ninja Sex Party (Official video)
YouTube video by TWRPtube
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September 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Better Tuesday Vibes:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNX...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNX...
today's morning jam:
youtu.be/eud5AurOxm0?...
youtu.be/eud5AurOxm0?...
Don Henley - All She Wants To Do Is Dance (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DonHenleyVEVO
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August 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
today's morning jam:
youtu.be/eud5AurOxm0?...
youtu.be/eud5AurOxm0?...
Hey, Charm Health - why does your system lose its ever loving mind when I type 11082025 like it's not a date. But if I type 11 (pause) 08 (pause) 2025 it works? Get your shit together.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hey, Charm Health - why does your system lose its ever loving mind when I type 11082025 like it's not a date. But if I type 11 (pause) 08 (pause) 2025 it works? Get your shit together.
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Wild Pallas cat family living in the grasslands of Quinghi province China. From the baby animals community on Reddit.
August 28, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Wild Pallas cat family living in the grasslands of Quinghi province China. From the baby animals community on Reddit.
He really said MARRY ME JULIET YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE 🎶❤️😭🥳
I love love :)
I love love :)
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August 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
He really said MARRY ME JULIET YOU’LL NEVER HAVE TO BE ALONE 🎶❤️😭🥳
I love love :)
I love love :)
My new Retirement plan hinges solely on the sheer amount of weird niche collectible items I've hoarded. One of a kind signed FOB skatedeck? I gotchu. Earthbound CIB? You're all set. Every X-Files toy/book/media you could conceive of? Absolutely. Please step into my tent of random signed vinyl.
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August 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
My new Retirement plan hinges solely on the sheer amount of weird niche collectible items I've hoarded. One of a kind signed FOB skatedeck? I gotchu. Earthbound CIB? You're all set. Every X-Files toy/book/media you could conceive of? Absolutely. Please step into my tent of random signed vinyl.
Someone out there in my lil ol' hometown paid for a shout out on True Crime Garage. Lanexa represent!
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August 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Someone out there in my lil ol' hometown paid for a shout out on True Crime Garage. Lanexa represent!
Social media is weird. The older I become, the more I interact, and the less I wish to be percieved.
August 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Social media is weird. The older I become, the more I interact, and the less I wish to be percieved.