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Oh mother fu- once again, I have to choose between the billionaire assholes or the soulless corporation over the fate another soulless corporation that controls the media that informed much of my being...
Fuck um all, I'm going back to purchasing every dvd I can find.
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
This makes me remember finding every song Stephen King would mention, either in my parents collection or friends or buying it.
Just list the music in the text and trust people.
Unless this is a marketing thing, then I dunno.
SURVEY FOR READERS:

If an author was going to make a playlist for their book, what NON-SPOTIFY (NO SPOTIFY, I REPEAT NO SPOTIFY) service would you prefer for them to use?

#BookSky
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The library screaming program is cancelled due to all these people with "heart problems."
December 8, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The library's Saturday passive program is knives.

Make your own fun.
December 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The library gardening program is cancelled due to the random dirt someone dug up on the head garden guy.
Protect your begonias, folks.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
It's a shitty world where you have to donate to fund something instead of paying taxes to support it.

Still a good day.
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The library kinda misses the small time lawyer who used to come in to use our legal database and books.
He switched over to AI for research.
His disbarment is next week.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The library gonna get some lottery tickets and see how many people we can help when we don't have to deal with people whining about their tax money.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The library asks you to call a librarian or mental health advisor before you start filming someone having a shitty day in the library.
December 2, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The library asks all you adventurers with whips on your hips and glory in your hearts to stop bringing us old dusty crap.
We are not a museum.
December 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The library just saw a lonely reporter meet the owner of the town's holiday shoppe while decorating the library tree as the first snow of the year began to fall outside.

Then we were woken up by the sounds of two grown men fighting in the manga collection.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The library bids farewell to an excellent playwright.
GNU Tom Stoppard
November 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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I've spent a lot of holidays on my own. And I've definitely been the guy who had to work while all my fellow employees have been off with their families. So if you're working or alone this holiday, much love to you. May the day treat you well, pass quickly, and be devoid of assholes. Love you guys.
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The library will be closed the next few days not because of a sewer leak or anything.
We just need a break.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The library special collections think they're sooooooooo special.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Writing and autocorrect is being a pushy motherfucker.

Gonna turn this shit off as soon as I learn to spell "receive," "restaurant," and "similar" on my own.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Everyone who works in a library is not a librarian.
The trials are long and hard, the studies deep and exhausting, and let's not get into the "bookworm pit."
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I like how we let corporations announce the holidays now.

Thanksgiving/Black Friday Deals on Amazon Nov 20-28!

Christmas comes early, Target sales Nov 29-Dec 15

Get your Valentine at Safeway, Dec 16-31

Summer Slam event at Toyotathon starting Jan 1!!!!
November 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The library "check out a tool" is pretty much left at one auger and a few nails.
Donations accepted. Hammers welcome.
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The library Sunday playlist will maintain your mellow on this foggy grey morning.

Get your favorite book and a seat on the porch as we do a three hour rotation of Slayer's Season of the Abyss and Anthrax's Along the Living albums.

News at the top of the hour on library free radio.
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Winners don't try to be clever. They just like to pun.
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM