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The library train keeps on rolling with this 1983 classic from Eddie and the Cruisers, "On the Dark Side."
Good morning library land, don't make me feel so mean.
Good morning library land, don't make me feel so mean.
January 21, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The library train keeps on rolling with this 1983 classic from Eddie and the Cruisers, "On the Dark Side."
Good morning library land, don't make me feel so mean.
Good morning library land, don't make me feel so mean.
At the library we bury the dead
At the library We Bury The Dead (2025) — Banned Library
In this dull little anti-zombie tale, we have a woman making her way across Tasmania to find her husband while some of the dead are up and walking around. Why are some of them walking around? Who the ...
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January 19, 2026 at 6:45 PM
At the library we bury the dead
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Genuine, non-counterfeit new episode!!! 💵
This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social wonder why (in L.A.) TO LIVE IN DIE IN L.A. might be Friedkin’s darkest movie.
…and they encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight.
Don’t burn us, RskT now!
www.spreaker.com/episode/to-l...
This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social wonder why (in L.A.) TO LIVE IN DIE IN L.A. might be Friedkin’s darkest movie.
…and they encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight.
Don’t burn us, RskT now!
www.spreaker.com/episode/to-l...
January 16, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Genuine, non-counterfeit new episode!!! 💵
This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social wonder why (in L.A.) TO LIVE IN DIE IN L.A. might be Friedkin’s darkest movie.
…and they encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight.
Don’t burn us, RskT now!
www.spreaker.com/episode/to-l...
This week, Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social wonder why (in L.A.) TO LIVE IN DIE IN L.A. might be Friedkin’s darkest movie.
…and they encourage EVERYBODY to Wang Chung tonight.
Don’t burn us, RskT now!
www.spreaker.com/episode/to-l...
The library has bourbon and watching To Live and Die in LA (1985).
Might have a carbonara later.
It's has been A WEEK.
Thanks to @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social and @crobertcargill.bsky.social for tonight's movie choice.
Might fuck around and watch I Come in Peace (1990) after.
Yes, again.
Might have a carbonara later.
It's has been A WEEK.
Thanks to @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social and @crobertcargill.bsky.social for tonight's movie choice.
Might fuck around and watch I Come in Peace (1990) after.
Yes, again.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
The library has bourbon and watching To Live and Die in LA (1985).
Might have a carbonara later.
It's has been A WEEK.
Thanks to @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social and @crobertcargill.bsky.social for tonight's movie choice.
Might fuck around and watch I Come in Peace (1990) after.
Yes, again.
Might have a carbonara later.
It's has been A WEEK.
Thanks to @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social and @crobertcargill.bsky.social for tonight's movie choice.
Might fuck around and watch I Come in Peace (1990) after.
Yes, again.
"The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her." - Walz
This is bad. Like Reconstruction Era bad. www.cbsnews.com/news/justice...
DOJ investigating Gov. Tim Walz, Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey over alleged conspiracy to impede immigration agents
Federal prosecutors are investigating Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey for allegedly impeding immigration agents, sources told CBS News, an extraordinary escalation in the Trum...
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January 17, 2026 at 12:16 AM
"The only person not being investigated for the shooting of Renee Good is the federal agent who shot her." - Walz
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
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The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
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January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
There's no such thing as cynicism towards big businesses and corporations.
They are made to take and should be treated accordingly and given no benefit of a doubt as to their motivations.
They are made to take and should be treated accordingly and given no benefit of a doubt as to their motivations.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
There's no such thing as cynicism towards big businesses and corporations.
They are made to take and should be treated accordingly and given no benefit of a doubt as to their motivations.
They are made to take and should be treated accordingly and given no benefit of a doubt as to their motivations.
Don't just use the library because it helps you (even though it does).
Use the library because doing that keeps the library open for other people.
Use the library because doing that keeps the library open for other people.
January 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Don't just use the library because it helps you (even though it does).
Use the library because doing that keeps the library open for other people.
Use the library because doing that keeps the library open for other people.
The library will be renaming the Dewey Decimal System to the Racist... Decimal... um... System.
Not all these are gold, folks.
Not all these are gold, folks.
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The library will be renaming the Dewey Decimal System to the Racist... Decimal... um... System.
Not all these are gold, folks.
Not all these are gold, folks.
It's an "ending emails with 'bless your heart'" kinda day.
January 13, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It's an "ending emails with 'bless your heart'" kinda day.
The library will not comment on celebrity deaths due to the divisive nature that can arisehahahaha fuck that dude.
I hope he had someone to hold his hand as he slipped into hell.
I hope he had someone to hold his hand as he slipped into hell.
January 13, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The library will not comment on celebrity deaths due to the divisive nature that can arisehahahaha fuck that dude.
I hope he had someone to hold his hand as he slipped into hell.
I hope he had someone to hold his hand as he slipped into hell.
You sunk my Battleship's dreams, Brenda.
Everybody loves the game Battleship until you start describing the untold horrors the crew of each vessel goes through.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
a man is kneeling on a dock and talking on a cell phone .
Alt: a man is kneeling on a dock and talking on a cell phone .
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January 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
You sunk my Battleship's dreams, Brenda.
Star Wars is fantasy and not science fiction because people regularly cross the whole damn galaxy in tiny spaceships without stopping to use the bathroom.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Star Wars is fantasy and not science fiction because people regularly cross the whole damn galaxy in tiny spaceships without stopping to use the bathroom.
My first library was really small. The director was on the shift list to work the desks. We covered for her a lot because of meetings or whatever, but I also felt she understood what it was like to do the work.
Anyway, most company CEOs should be thrown in a river.
Anyway, most company CEOs should be thrown in a river.
January 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
My first library was really small. The director was on the shift list to work the desks. We covered for her a lot because of meetings or whatever, but I also felt she understood what it was like to do the work.
Anyway, most company CEOs should be thrown in a river.
Anyway, most company CEOs should be thrown in a river.
Disney should give the people they sue free Disney+ subscriptions just to fuck with them.
January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Disney should give the people they sue free Disney+ subscriptions just to fuck with them.
I'll pay any amount of money to see Mandalorian and Grogu if at the end that little puppet turns to the camera and says "My mom was Yoda, motherfuckers."
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I'll pay any amount of money to see Mandalorian and Grogu if at the end that little puppet turns to the camera and says "My mom was Yoda, motherfuckers."
Spoiler, the primate wasnt that fun.
Don't Let Primate (2025) in the Library — Banned Library
A little critter went tearing around the library screaming its damn head off while the handler ignored it because checking Instagram stories was more important. I asked the handler to get ahold of the...
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January 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Spoiler, the primate wasnt that fun.
ICE is an evil organization that, should the place exist, have all its members ironically burn in hell.
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ICE is an evil organization that, should the place exist, have all its members ironically burn in hell.
Everybody loves the game Battleship until you start describing the untold horrors the crew of each vessel goes through.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
a man is kneeling on a dock and talking on a cell phone .
Alt: a man is kneeling on a dock and talking on a cell phone .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Everybody loves the game Battleship until you start describing the untold horrors the crew of each vessel goes through.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
Lives gone in an instant.
Cries drowned by the ocean waves.
The sharks circling.
The cold oblivion that meets each sailor.
D-14, indeed, Brenda.
How is there not a movie where the HOA fucks with the wrong guy?
"They incorporated the neighborhood without asking him. They cut down his dead wife's favorite tree without asking him. Now he's going to show the neighborhood how to be polite. This summer don't join the HOA."
"They incorporated the neighborhood without asking him. They cut down his dead wife's favorite tree without asking him. Now he's going to show the neighborhood how to be polite. This summer don't join the HOA."
January 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
How is there not a movie where the HOA fucks with the wrong guy?
"They incorporated the neighborhood without asking him. They cut down his dead wife's favorite tree without asking him. Now he's going to show the neighborhood how to be polite. This summer don't join the HOA."
"They incorporated the neighborhood without asking him. They cut down his dead wife's favorite tree without asking him. Now he's going to show the neighborhood how to be polite. This summer don't join the HOA."
The library wants to know what the appropriate response to "I come in peace" is.
Those who know, know.
Those who know, know.
January 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
The library wants to know what the appropriate response to "I come in peace" is.
Those who know, know.
Those who know, know.
The library might convince the love in his life to watch horror tonight. Probably not, but hey, dreams ha.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
January 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
The library might convince the love in his life to watch horror tonight. Probably not, but hey, dreams ha.
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
The library read a bunch of books in 2025 and here were our favorites.
Top Books I Read 2025 — Banned Library
According to my Goodreads , I read 42 books in 2025. According to my notebook, I read 51. I've never been good at using Goodreads and it's kinda a garbage site anyway. So, I read paper books, kindl...
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January 9, 2026 at 6:40 PM
The library read a bunch of books in 2025 and here were our favorites.
The library saw a lot of movies this year.
Best Movies I Saw 2025 — Banned Library
According to my Letterboxd , I saw 210 movies in 2025. Of those movies, I rated a bunch pretty high, but when I started looking over the list I really only had a dozen or so I want to say something...
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January 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
The library saw a lot of movies this year.
The library does not have tax forms. We have the Internet and the addresses to your local politicians.
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
The library does not have tax forms. We have the Internet and the addresses to your local politicians.