❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️
@bardofwinter.bsky.social
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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 45. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter
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bardofwinter.bsky.social
❄️I'm Winter! (or Professor)
❄️Level 45
❄️Bard, Flirt, Poet, Menace
❄Nonbinary (They/them)
❄️Polyam, partnered, bi disaster
❄️NSFW VA
❄️Soft Dom, hard kinks, warm vibes
❄Malfunctioning brain
❄Beautiful Lunatics member 🌻
❄Fucking nerd
❄Midwest Coyote Cryptid
❄️DMs open

No age in bio or pinned? Blocked
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Post you from a different era

Me from the... Mid-1800s, I'm gonna say. About right.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
I don't mind at all, anytime you want baby
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Internet baseball boyfriend with a drop into hockey for a second, holy shit, there's being caught out of position on a okay, and then there's "goalie nearly at the blue line as a player gets behind him to score in overtime," what the hell, son. Hilarious.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
"Kneel for me."

A order? A demand? A sentence dripping with imperious intent, prepared to receive defiance in response?

Oh, darling. Nothing like that.

No, it's an invitation. A refuge. A recognition.

You know as well as I do what it is.

I'm just putting your desires into words.

#starscompose
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Let's be real, making World Mental Health day be 10/10 is WILDLY optimistic.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Getting locked out of the house doesn't do great things about a few of my issues.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
If he could just convert that audacity to cash...
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Their mythical land of Canada.

(Real answer: a desire to love others loudly)
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Winter wouldn’t be Winter without _________

comment your answer!

(stolen from @cuntrising.bsky.social and @noodlescripts.bsky.social)
Reposted by ❄️BOO-fessor Winter❄️
aggravatingread.bsky.social
So... I turn 40 in about three weeks.

I know it's supposed to be a big thing, but it feels like another bday to me. I am thinking of going back to school, so maybe that's my midlife crisis?

Also, if you wanna help buy me a prezzie, I still need to play Baldur's Gate 3:

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starshinepoetry.bsky.social
gen AI has no feelings

it is not a person

it cannot be hurt by you never using it again

and you stopping will help actual people

it is built on thousands upon thousands of stolen words and images

dont use it. please.
violetbranwen.bsky.social
It’s CP.

It’s deepfakes.

It’s polluting black and other minority neighbourhoods.

It’s slave labour digital sweatshops.

It’s killing the planet and killing our critical thinking skills.

AI has scientific uses but the slop of genAI IS NOT IT.

Stop using genAI.

Please.
miss-morningstar.bsky.social
I know you're all probably sick of me banging on about generative AI, but I think it's really important to make the people that still use it understand that, when you do continue to use those apps, you're also helping keep all the CP made through them up and running.

You cool with that?
bardofwinter.bsky.social
See, if this is a simulation, it's a boring, poorly designed one.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
Charging extra for more pickles? Come on. That place is clearly evil.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
I had one that literally got no upvotes at all, and I kind of deleted it after a day or two out of embarrassment.
bardofwinter.bsky.social
I shot a Halloween porn. It's called The Smash (it's called The Monster Smash)
banquette.bsky.social
I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called The Babadick.
dubs0203.bsky.social
I shot a Halloween porn. It’s called Friday the 13th Orgasm