Amaryllis Bright
@bardslament.bsky.social
Everyone tells a story about themselves inside their own head. All the time. Always. That story makes you what you are. We build ourselves out of that story.
D&DRP, Fallout RP, BG3RP, and MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
D&DRP, Fallout RP, BG3RP, and MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
Reposted by Amaryllis Bright
Everyone is shaped by the world they live in. What made them choose this life?
February 3, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Everyone is shaped by the world they live in. What made them choose this life?
So what kind will you deign to do?
I can dance. I’m just refusing to do that kind of dancin’.
Says the one who [can't] dance.
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 AM
So what kind will you deign to do?
"How crude of an answer am I allowed to give you while I look like this?"
"Naturally, but what kind of worm?
The type I find in my gardens or one of the monstrous ones with multiple tongues?"
The type I find in my gardens or one of the monstrous ones with multiple tongues?"
@unlikelysun.bsky.social "Darling? Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
February 3, 2026 at 4:09 AM
"How crude of an answer am I allowed to give you while I look like this?"
Says the one who [can't] dance.
No, what you’re havin’ is a seizure, if those dance moves are all I have to form my guess.
You first, I'm having fun.
February 3, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Says the one who [can't] dance.
@unlikelysun.bsky.social "Darling? Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
@unlikelysun.bsky.social "Darling? Would you still love me if I was a worm?"
You first, I'm having fun.
Mind yer business.
Is it your culture?
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 AM
You first, I'm having fun.
[Honestly, she didn't know she still had that in her. Maybe her old bones are more flexible than she thought. She turns away from him and drops back into a bridge, sticking her tongue out at him upside-down.]
Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!
Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
(He stares in awe at the flawless backflip, nearly moved to tears by her performance.)
Where are you from?! That was amazing!!
(He stares in awe at the flawless backflip, nearly moved to tears by her performance.)
Where are you from?! That was amazing!!
RUTHIE HI!!
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
February 3, 2026 at 3:37 AM
[Honestly, she didn't know she still had that in her. Maybe her old bones are more flexible than she thought. She turns away from him and drops back into a bridge, sticking her tongue out at him upside-down.]
Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!
Everywhere! All the time! Thanks!
RUTHIE HI!!
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
HELLO! I'M HUBIE! WHAT'S YOUR NAME?!
(Dancing and clapping around her)
(Dancing and clapping around her)
[She turns into a goblin.]
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
RUTHIE HI!!
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
[It's been a long time since she got an accounting of one like him - but she mimics a dance she saw those goblins perform when greeting each other. She stumbles -
but instead of falling, she executes a perfect roundabout!]
Is it your culture?
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Is it your culture?
You know, I've never.....
February 3, 2026 at 3:10 AM
You know, I've never.....
If a corpse could wheeze...
January 28, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If a corpse could wheeze...
Reposted by Amaryllis Bright
I'm going to polymorph you. | Into a horse? Again?
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I'm going to polymorph you. | Into a horse? Again?
I can look into protective measures.
Correct! I am still afraid.
I'd like to clarify that it wasn't me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I can look into protective measures.
I'd like to clarify that it wasn't me.
I met a woman who I think wants to dissect me and do experiments with my bones.
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'd like to clarify that it wasn't me.
I should Heroes' Feast...
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I should Heroes' Feast...
Oh well.
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
(Rude hand sign. Storming off.)
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Oh well.
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
[At least the first would kick in soon. Hopefully the thoughts would quiet down.]
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
WHAT THE FUCK???
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
November 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Can you eat this one, too? It's different.
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
BLECH. YOU LIED.
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I did. I do that. Go about your business!
[Diplomacy: 52] It's delicious, you should really try it.
Gross. I don't make a habit of eating random foliage.
💭 WHAT DOES THIS WEIRD OLD WOMAN EVEN WANT FROM ME? I SHOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE. IS YIN BACK FROM HER FLIGHT YET? I CANT HEAR HER.
💭 WHAT DOES THIS WEIRD OLD WOMAN EVEN WANT FROM ME? I SHOULD MAKE AN EXCUSE TO LEAVE. IS YIN BACK FROM HER FLIGHT YET? I CANT HEAR HER.
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
November 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
[Diplomacy: 52] It's delicious, you should really try it.
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
You're weird.
💭WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT SHAGARU MAGALA WAS THE ELDER FORM OF GORE MAGALA. AND WHY ISN'T GOGMAZIOS RELATED TO THEM. HM.... SUSHI....
💭WHY DID IT TAKE SO LONG FOR PEOPLE TO FIGURE OUT SHAGARU MAGALA WAS THE ELDER FORM OF GORE MAGALA. AND WHY ISN'T GOGMAZIOS RELATED TO THEM. HM.... SUSHI....
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Be that as it may. You should eat this leaf.
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
[STILL taking notes, gods help her...]
"dId SoMeOnE's SpElL bAcKfIrE" NO. I have what I need.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
"dId SoMeOnE's SpElL bAcKfIrE" NO. I have what I need.
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
I have no idea what you're talking about
💭 WHAT DID THAT GIRL MEAN WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF I DID THIS FOR FUN? OH, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. SNOWDRIFT IS PROBABLY HUNGRY TOO. I NEED TO REPAIR MERCY'S SADDLE.
💭 WHAT DID THAT GIRL MEAN WHEN SHE ASKED ME IF I DID THIS FOR FUN? OH, I'M REALLY HUNGRY. SNOWDRIFT IS PROBABLY HUNGRY TOO. I NEED TO REPAIR MERCY'S SADDLE.
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.
November 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
It's, "Jesus FUCKING Christ."
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.
HUH??
💭 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DONUTS THE BAKERY HAS TODAY OR IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO GET FRESH ONES I THINK MONSTERS ARE NEAT I SHOULD GET ONE OF THE RANCHERS TO CHECKUP ON KING WOW THE WEATHER IS NICE
💭 I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DONUTS THE BAKERY HAS TODAY OR IS IT ALREADY TOO LATE TO GET FRESH ONES I THINK MONSTERS ARE NEAT I SHOULD GET ONE OF THE RANCHERS TO CHECKUP ON KING WOW THE WEATHER IS NICE
Would you PLEASE stop thinking so loud?
November 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Earthlings have a phrase for this, you know.