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Matt
@bareinthewoods.bsky.social
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Sober, Dog lover, photographer, ex-LEO, voiceover guy. Semi-retired gym Daddy living my best life. My spicy side https://bsky.app/profile/bareinthewoodsalt.bsky.social Born liberal usually running my mouth, usually swearing.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · Feb 9
If you're thinking of bringing me drama on here, don't.

I don't engage, I don't reply, I block. Instantly.

You'll be in my rearview mirror before your finger is fully off the reply button.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 4h
Because he's nuttier than a shithouse rat. You nailed the flaw in his argument in 10 seconds. He was driving the bus on that date, no one else.

It's deflection, bloviating and bullshit - all his trademarks of a demented mind where everbody's "out to get me".

It's a nothingburger.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
he's doing the impossible: making it look cool to live in new york city
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 16h
It’s pronounced cyclist.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 15h
If he doesn't win, I'm gonna just cry.

That's all; cry.

A lot.

And I don't even live in NYC.

I don't even live in the States.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
Let's turn back the clock to 1973 when the GOP was loaded with assholes, but they had a conscience. Even they realized their own party leader went one bridge too far and threatened him with impeachment if he didn't resign.

Let's resurrect a couple of those guys to fix this shit. 2025 GOP won't.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 17h
I just wanna know who that poser POS robbed to make his bank. Last estimate, him and his white trash costume had a net worth of $150 million.

He ain't making it in concerts. I wonder which Trump scam he's in on.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 19h
I forgot the rest of their hand-to-mouth paychecks. Who can live on so little? Especially after they receive a MRA of up to $2million.

I'd be surprised if they're not using all their off time to clip coupons.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 19h
Oh, give them a break! They ONLY make $174,000 per year for God's sake! How much work do you want out of them for that kind of peanuts???

(Yes, that's complete sarcasm. They're lazy bastards....)
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 19h
Little seen picture of Miller's parents. Am I the only one that sees the resemblance??
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and their faces are glowing in the dark
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and their faces are glowing in the dark
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 19h
Damn it.

She was such an oddball actress I loved her. Little known is that lately she'd been buying houses, flipping them and had amazing decorating tastes.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 20h
Terribly sad news about one of the greats. Diane Keaton has died at 79.
people.com/diane-keaton...
Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)
Diane Keaton has died at age 79. Keaton was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 20h
Kid Rock is the reason random women at the mall pull their kids closer to them when he walks past.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Running Bullshit Barbie's comment thru the bullshit interpolator:

"Donald Trump's heart is 10 sizes too small, 80 percent clogged and he's 1/2 a Big Mac away from becoming plantfood"

www.rawstory.com/trump-health...
White House says Trump's heart tested 14 years younger than his 'chronological age'
President Donald Trump's newly released physical results from the White House sing the praises of his health and physical fitness, and claim that he, in fact, has the heart of a man in his mid-60s, ra...
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Kid Rock needs to clean his side of the street before he comes for anyone else. He's a poser, "white trash good ol boy" who comes from millionaire parents and a silver spoon background.

He's way past his expiration date and truly needs to get off the stage.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Bullshit Barbie had some half-assed response to it when it got called out in a presser.

Given that she's as full of shit as he is I didn't have the stomach to listen to it in total. They'd NEVER go up against their glorious leader even when he's so staggeringly full of shit.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
1000% percent.

Just let it sink in that this dumb motherfucker has said this a dozen times so far.

AND he thinks it's accurate.

What in the french fried fuck did they look at during his "physical"? Hopefully it's to track the spread of his dementia...
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
They violated the court's order yesterday on dispersals and journalists covering them. For extra flavor, they cuffed Brockman on the ground with her pants down and held her there for almost 3 minutes before "helping" her up by the neck.

The amount of crimes they comitted in this alone are legion.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Am I missing something? Thiel is as gay as Christmas (unfortunately. Our side would like to give him back, thanks).

Are their male victims of Epstein's Assault Island that haven't come forward yet?
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
I took it as the color palette Trump's spray tan "artiste" uses for his daily blasting.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Look familiar? Tell me where you've seen it before :)
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
All that's left of his brain. I don't make the news, I just report it :)
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
You know she's already investing her takeaway money after he turns to plant food....
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
I have a source at GW that slid me a copy of his MRI brain scan pictures...

Don't share them with anyone OK?

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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
We have a crazy man in office, surrounded by people who will take full advantage of it "doing his bidding". Gotta make hay while the sun shines and all that.

Once they lose the advantage they know it's over and so are they. They're rehearsing "We were just following orders" in the mirror daily.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
We can. There's levers and trap doors in place.

What we're missing here are a Congress who will put the needs of the country OVER the demented despot in office. Even the GOP in Nixon's era realized his insanity was destroying the country and made moves against him.

Those politicians are gone.
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Remember the days when we had a government in place and when they made an announcement on something the gut response was NOT "What...the....fuck?"

I miss those days......
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Matt @bareinthewoods.bsky.social · 1d
Five min of listening to Thiel and watching him the only thing I wonder is what is he on? The words and as sweaty as a lumberjack at a county fair?

Smart money says he's tweaked on something. I'm betting he's fallen down Musk's K-Hole....
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