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foxpotato 🦊🥔 @foxpotato.bsky.social · 11h

The Khan is calling for war

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 11h

Epsteinite demons

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18h

Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.

WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 1d

The iphonenification of gaming consoles💔💔

VGC @videogameschronicle.com · 2d

Both PS6 and the next Xbox are planned for a 2027 release, according to separate reports.

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PS6 and next Xbox console are both aiming for 2027 release, separate reports claim | VGC

Both companies are reportedly planning to release their next-gen consoles within two years…

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 1d

Are you fucking kidding me💀

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 1d

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 1d

Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola.

Fuck Columbus.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 1d

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 1d

If ppl couldn’t handle Reddit Atheism , they better get ready for TikTok Atheism

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 1d

The rewriting pf history happening in front of my eyes, everyone praising Trump for “ending the war” absolutely demonic forces at play

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 2d

There's no "regular politics" anymore because you can no longer maintain the idea that we all agree on common goals but we only differ about the means of getting there or whatever. The guys in charge now are plainly amoral, sadistic nihilists. They delight in it! You can't civilly disagree with that

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Auntiffanies better spray paint Chargie KlanK’s face

The Sidewalk School @thesidewalkschool.bsky.social · 2d

MAGA in front of the ICE facility in Portland.

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tweety @bluskypolitics.bsky.social · 2d

📌 Yes • More of this please ‼️

Brava George • You rock ‼️🐥

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

I rather throw a hammer in the air and catch it with my mouth than click on this playlist 🙏💔

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Eliezer Waging war on Evangelical Pastors is what I needed, with all his flaws, I’ll take it, it’s the step in the right direction of kicking these parasites off my Island.

WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Lo he pensado, por lo menos son más visualmente agradables que las planarias, otro enemigo inmortal de los camarones 😭

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Amo las hydras too, pero no las quiero en mis peceras cerca de mis camarones

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Captain America Avengers GIF

ALT: Captain America Avengers GIF

media.tenor.com

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Weeeee

WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Lo más impresionante de estos animales es que lo que estamos viendo no es un solo organismo sino una colonia de muchos organismos especializados trabajando juntos como un solo *super*organismo

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

They should create a massive Ai data center in Puerto Rico so that the cost of Energy Quadruples because we’re already paying so little🙏🙏🙏 /j

WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

In the name of Epstein, Oracle and the holy Palantir. Agrok

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 2d

Americans have 4 months to learn Spanish and 1 year to learn Chinese

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a flag with the words wazzup beijing written on the bottom

ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a flag with the words wazzup beijing written on the bottom

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WokeAlarm🇵🇷 🔨 @basedalarm.bsky.social · 3d

Amazing