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Bumbling Bernie
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J-Just a shy, unmarrigiable girl who hides in her dorm room! P-Please, ignore me... er, I mean..!

MDNI ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

LEWD, BUT ALSO ADORES FLUFF/SUPPORTS, FORGIVE THE OCCASIONAL SCHLOP💦
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"Oh! Um... Professor... M-My class is, um... Would you, um... Can I join your class?!"

A #NSFWRP acc featuring the recluse from Fire Emblem Three Houses, Bernadetta Von Varley!

...oh, hey, she's also a sword-wielder-

❤️ + ♻️ ?
"L-Lady Edelgard is very scary... and pretty... scary and pretty... and pretty scary..." 💦
January 27, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"Eep..."
January 22, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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"I've time before my dreadful boss calls me down. Tea?"

A well-dressed, well-mannered demon who'd rather live his life than ruin others... even though he can't help himself~.

-LEWD & TABOO FOCUS, WARNING.

-Minors DNI

-DMs Open, closets welcomed~

#LewdRP #ERP #NSFWRP #TabooRP #MVRP #OCRP
January 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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"Gah! T-This is why you're so unmarrigiable, Bernie! You're too rough! A-A good wife wouldn't be rough!"

Poor girl's beating herself up after an... interesting training session with the thunderbrand wielder. She runs off afterwards, hoping to not be seen with her..

#lewdrp #erp #fe3hrp #futarp
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 7:10 PM
"Gah! T-This is why you're so unmarrigiable, Bernie! You're too rough! A-A good wife wouldn't be rough!"

Poor girl's beating herself up after an... interesting training session with the thunderbrand wielder. She runs off afterwards, hoping to not be seen with her..

#lewdrp #erp #fe3hrp #futarp
January 13, 2026 at 1:48 AM
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"Oh! Um... Professor... M-My class is, um... Would you, um... Can I join your class?!"

A #NSFWRP acc featuring the recluse from Fire Emblem Three Houses, Bernadetta Von Varley!

...oh, hey, she's also a sword-wielder-

❤️ + ♻️ ?
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
"H-Happy New Year! Uhm... B-Bernie's here too... yay..."
January 3, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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"You are welcome to remain with me and the Lumas for as long as you would like... 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧~."

🌠Princess Rosalina - Protector of the Cosmos, intergalactic MILF, actual Star-Fucker.

🌠MDNI.

🌠Taboo-Welcomed Portrayal, be warned.

#TABOORP #NSFWRP #ERP #BLACKEDRP #LEWDRP #SUPERMARIORP
January 3, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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"B-Bernie's not afraid of the holidays... er... not *that* afraid..."

She doesn't know what to get to stuff everyone's stockings with...
🎄💦
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"B-Bernie's not afraid of the holidays... er... not *that* afraid..."

She doesn't know what to get to stuff everyone's stockings with...
🎄💦
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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"𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘭, 𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘐 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘥"

-Post-timeskip in most circumstances

-Lewd and mature themes

-Minors will be blocked

-More info below

❤ and 🔁
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"B-Bernie's not leaving her room! N-Not for anything! N-Nothing!" 💦💦

...dare to challenge that?
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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"Eep... Uh... w-what are you looking at..? ...do I have something on my face..? T-Tell me! I-It's rude to stare..!! Uwaaah..!"
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Eep... Uh... w-what are you looking at..? ...do I have something on my face..? T-Tell me! I-It's rude to stare..!! Uwaaah..!"
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Her professor, Byleth... oh, she's always so nervous around her! She's so scary...and smart... and pretty...

Bernie would sometimes imagine the two on a moonlit night in the Monastery... the recluse would ask for assistance as the two went to her dorm room and..!

"...o-only in Bernie's dreams..."
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Her professor, Byleth... oh, she's always so nervous around her! She's so scary...and smart... and pretty...

Bernie would sometimes imagine the two on a moonlit night in the Monastery... the recluse would ask for assistance as the two went to her dorm room and..!

"...o-only in Bernie's dreams..."
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Like, Reshare, and Reply with a pic to see if you can get in bed with all this.

SS and Higher can DM
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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"Cmon! You think a girl like me likes shrimp!"

Size-Queen Kumatora RP

Has a big rump to take it all and willing to sell out her friends.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!

"Mmmh..! N-November's over... Bernie's been a good girl l-long enough..!"

One could hear just barely from outside of her dorm room. Just what could be happening in there..?
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!

"Mmmh..! N-November's over... Bernie's been a good girl l-long enough..!"

One could hear just barely from outside of her dorm room. Just what could be happening in there..?
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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She's got an... interesting way of getting to know her fellow students and staff when all else fails... 🍆💦

Extra Tags:
#NSFW #ERP #FE3H #FE3HRP #LewdRP #RPSky #FutanariRP
November 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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"Do I look like I give a fuck about insurance? I only take cash."
Your favorite shady doctor. You into older women that hate you? Then you're in the right place~🚬💜
October 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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"Uwaaaaah-!? W-who are you all!? P-Please don't mistreat Bernie..!" 💦

The purplette's panicking inside..
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM