batfamproblematiczine 🔞 - Not Now, Kitten... 💗✨
@batfamproblematic.bsky.social
Not Now, Kitten is a charity zine that celebrates problematic content. It is a sequel to the 2021 Cancel Me, Daddy! zine. Our stories and art will feature the Batfamily in scenarios that are dark and taboo. 🔞
Find us on Tumblr at @batfam-problematic 💗✨
Find us on Tumblr at @batfam-problematic 💗✨
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Is that the— The Cassini art? Yeah, it is :)
If you think this zine has nothing to do with you, get ready for Cassini to wow you with his ground-breaking "stuff" in Not Now, Kitten...
Is that the— The Cassini art? Yeah, it is :)
If you think this zine has nothing to do with you, get ready for Cassini to wow you with his ground-breaking "stuff" in Not Now, Kitten...
February 12, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Is that the— The Cassini art? Yeah, it is :)
If you think this zine has nothing to do with you, get ready for Cassini to wow you with his ground-breaking "stuff" in Not Now, Kitten...
Is that the— The Cassini art? Yeah, it is :)
If you think this zine has nothing to do with you, get ready for Cassini to wow you with his ground-breaking "stuff" in Not Now, Kitten...
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Vote 'nice' on Prop 69 if you want to see Squeebop share their presidential talents. They'll be running as both writer and artist for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
Vote 'nice' on Prop 69 if you want to see Squeebop share their presidential talents. They'll be running as both writer and artist for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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Vote 'nice' on Prop 69 if you want to see Squeebop share their presidential talents. They'll be running as both writer and artist for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
Vote 'nice' on Prop 69 if you want to see Squeebop share their presidential talents. They'll be running as both writer and artist for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
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What were YOU doing at the problematic sacrament? Hang around to see tipkermanis execute an incredible piece for Not Now, Kitten... Frankly, we're dying to show you the stunning art they've got up their sleeve.
What were YOU doing at the problematic sacrament? Hang around to see tipkermanis execute an incredible piece for Not Now, Kitten... Frankly, we're dying to show you the stunning art they've got up their sleeve.
February 8, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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What were YOU doing at the problematic sacrament? Hang around to see tipkermanis execute an incredible piece for Not Now, Kitten... Frankly, we're dying to show you the stunning art they've got up their sleeve.
What were YOU doing at the problematic sacrament? Hang around to see tipkermanis execute an incredible piece for Not Now, Kitten... Frankly, we're dying to show you the stunning art they've got up their sleeve.
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Moove over, because arabmorgan has an udderly fantastic fic to share! You can enjoy her legendairy writing for another problematic zine.
Moove over, because arabmorgan has an udderly fantastic fic to share! You can enjoy her legendairy writing for another problematic zine.
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Moove over, because arabmorgan has an udderly fantastic fic to share! You can enjoy her legendairy writing for another problematic zine.
Moove over, because arabmorgan has an udderly fantastic fic to share! You can enjoy her legendairy writing for another problematic zine.
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The tension is rising! We'd kill to see more of George Henry in Not Now, Kitten... He's gearing up to wreck us with his riveting art in another problematic zine.
The tension is rising! We'd kill to see more of George Henry in Not Now, Kitten... He's gearing up to wreck us with his riveting art in another problematic zine.
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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The tension is rising! We'd kill to see more of George Henry in Not Now, Kitten... He's gearing up to wreck us with his riveting art in another problematic zine.
The tension is rising! We'd kill to see more of George Henry in Not Now, Kitten... He's gearing up to wreck us with his riveting art in another problematic zine.
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Truly living up their name, TastyTaboo is whipping out a whole buffet of age gaps, incest and proship content exclusively for us! You can sink your teeth into their succulent writing in the Not Now, Kitten... zine
Truly living up their name, TastyTaboo is whipping out a whole buffet of age gaps, incest and proship content exclusively for us! You can sink your teeth into their succulent writing in the Not Now, Kitten... zine
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 AM
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Truly living up their name, TastyTaboo is whipping out a whole buffet of age gaps, incest and proship content exclusively for us! You can sink your teeth into their succulent writing in the Not Now, Kitten... zine
Truly living up their name, TastyTaboo is whipping out a whole buffet of age gaps, incest and proship content exclusively for us! You can sink your teeth into their succulent writing in the Not Now, Kitten... zine
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Check out PechaghtLecha's magni-fin-cent art! They're sharing their resplendent talents with us in the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
Check out PechaghtLecha's magni-fin-cent art! They're sharing their resplendent talents with us in the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
January 30, 2026 at 7:53 AM
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Check out PechaghtLecha's magni-fin-cent art! They're sharing their resplendent talents with us in the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
Check out PechaghtLecha's magni-fin-cent art! They're sharing their resplendent talents with us in the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
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Keep those fluttering hearts under control! You can expect some collarful art from meaninglessblah in another problematic zine.
Keep those fluttering hearts under control! You can expect some collarful art from meaninglessblah in another problematic zine.
January 28, 2026 at 11:10 AM
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Keep those fluttering hearts under control! You can expect some collarful art from meaninglessblah in another problematic zine.
Keep those fluttering hearts under control! You can expect some collarful art from meaninglessblah in another problematic zine.
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We couldn't keep our dirty paws off Battytrek and his fabulous writing. He's joining us as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We couldn't keep our dirty paws off Battytrek and his fabulous writing. He's joining us as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
January 23, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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We couldn't keep our dirty paws off Battytrek and his fabulous writing. He's joining us as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We couldn't keep our dirty paws off Battytrek and his fabulous writing. He's joining us as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
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Nothing non-consensual about our fascination with FleetSparrow’s legendary language! It’s returning as a guest writer to show off those puns in Not Now, Kitten…
Nothing non-consensual about our fascination with FleetSparrow’s legendary language! It’s returning as a guest writer to show off those puns in Not Now, Kitten…
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 AM
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Nothing non-consensual about our fascination with FleetSparrow’s legendary language! It’s returning as a guest writer to show off those puns in Not Now, Kitten…
Nothing non-consensual about our fascination with FleetSparrow’s legendary language! It’s returning as a guest writer to show off those puns in Not Now, Kitten…
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We'll try not to break too many hearts with Beans joining us as a guest merch artist. They'll be bringing their devilish talents to another problematic zine.
We'll try not to break too many hearts with Beans joining us as a guest merch artist. They'll be bringing their devilish talents to another problematic zine.
January 20, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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We'll try not to break too many hearts with Beans joining us as a guest merch artist. They'll be bringing their devilish talents to another problematic zine.
We'll try not to break too many hearts with Beans joining us as a guest merch artist. They'll be bringing their devilish talents to another problematic zine.
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We could barely function after reading Dexdefyingstunts' kinktastic fic in the last problematic zine. Luckily he agreed to rejoin us as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
We could barely function after reading Dexdefyingstunts' kinktastic fic in the last problematic zine. Luckily he agreed to rejoin us as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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We could barely function after reading Dexdefyingstunts' kinktastic fic in the last problematic zine. Luckily he agreed to rejoin us as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
We could barely function after reading Dexdefyingstunts' kinktastic fic in the last problematic zine. Luckily he agreed to rejoin us as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
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Wouldn't we like to know what AKnightOfAGoodKing has in store for us this time. He'll be returning to Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
Wouldn't we like to know what AKnightOfAGoodKing has in store for us this time. He'll be returning to Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
January 16, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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Wouldn't we like to know what AKnightOfAGoodKing has in store for us this time. He'll be returning to Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
Wouldn't we like to know what AKnightOfAGoodKing has in store for us this time. He'll be returning to Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
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Sarriathmg is back for another problematic zine, and they're not playing around! Find out what deliciously dark ideas she has in mind for her dolls in Not Now Kitten...
Sarriathmg is back for another problematic zine, and they're not playing around! Find out what deliciously dark ideas she has in mind for her dolls in Not Now Kitten...
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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Sarriathmg is back for another problematic zine, and they're not playing around! Find out what deliciously dark ideas she has in mind for her dolls in Not Now Kitten...
Sarriathmg is back for another problematic zine, and they're not playing around! Find out what deliciously dark ideas she has in mind for her dolls in Not Now Kitten...
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Baitwonder returns to lure us in with his wondrous writing. He'll be slinging synonyms as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Baitwonder returns to lure us in with his wondrous writing. He'll be slinging synonyms as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
January 12, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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Baitwonder returns to lure us in with his wondrous writing. He'll be slinging synonyms as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Baitwonder returns to lure us in with his wondrous writing. He'll be slinging synonyms as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
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We're frankly delighted to be welcoming back Ladtheove! She'll be bringing her kinky drawing references with her when she returns as a guest artist for another problematic zine.
We're frankly delighted to be welcoming back Ladtheove! She'll be bringing her kinky drawing references with her when she returns as a guest artist for another problematic zine.
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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We're frankly delighted to be welcoming back Ladtheove! She'll be bringing her kinky drawing references with her when she returns as a guest artist for another problematic zine.
We're frankly delighted to be welcoming back Ladtheove! She'll be bringing her kinky drawing references with her when she returns as a guest artist for another problematic zine.
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Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
January 8, 2026 at 4:03 AM
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Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
Let there be blood! mrhd will be returning as a guest writer for Not Now, Kitten...
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Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
Waiting to see what Yamada has in store for her fave fictional characters this time around is its own kind of sweet suffering. She'll be returning as guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
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We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
We don't know the meaning of the word inspired, but we're pretty sure it applies to Rawrbin's writing. She'll be dragging her blorbos back as a guest writer for the Not Now, Kitten... zine.
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We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
We're not actually all that sorry to be bringing Rinka back for another problematic zine. They'll be torturing us once more as guest artist, and we can't wait for the fun to start!
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Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
Sneak a peak at what QueenPunk has in store for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be returning as a guest writer for another very voyeuristic venture.
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The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
The man, the Miss, the legend. MissNaya returns in all their villainous glory as a guest artist for Not Now, Kitten...
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Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
December 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
Put HR on speed-dial, because TrivialCrow will be returning for Not Now, Kitten... She'll be violating all your favourites as a guest writer for another problematic zine.
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It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
December 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
It would be neglectful of us not to give you proper warning when Baihujun's on the scene. He'll be giving us an eyeful of their art for Not Now, Kitten...
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It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
December 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.
It's not just beta readers who should be running from EveryDarkCorner's delightfully dark writing. She'll be returning for Not Now, Kitten... as a guest writer.