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Salem 🦇⚰️

@batkingsalem.bsky.social

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they/he 🏳️‍⚧️ 30’s king of guitarprincess artist & certified freak™️ - MINORS/ANTIS DNI! Wife guy to @tsunderestorm.bsky.social shop: chickpeaillustration.bigcartel.com

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · Nov 16

Commissions closed!

Buy food for Adam: ko-fi.com/fallenfirstman

🌈 MDNI
🌈 If you harass people over fictional characters this is not the place for you
🌈 Sometimes nsfw, but it will be behind censors!
🌈 Please block if I’m not your cup of tea! 🙏
🌈 I block liberally

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 13h

Heyyyy if anyone is able to get me the Adam card from nycc PLEASE reply or DM me, I will give you free art or $$ for it!!!! 🙏🙏🙏 it’s crucial that I own this

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 14h

I respect it!! That way once the sex is done, it’s all done and ready to post! That’s smart!

Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 14h

VIBRATING INTENSELY

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 14h

I ended up seeing leaks so I’ve been WAITINGGGG

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 14h

YES GRAVITY OUT

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 17h

Also I came home to a freshly baked spiced pear upside down cake 😭💖💖 I love my wife 😭😭

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 17h

I’m back home after going to be with my parents while my dad had heart surgery (he’s doing really well now!!), so I’ll be more active now 🤣🤣 I feel mentally and emotionally exhausted, but a nice weekend with my wifey will make it all better 😭💖

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 17h

But won’t someone please think of the boomers in their three houses and four vehicles with their savings accounts? Let’s focus on what matters!

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jess 🎀 @tsunderestorm.bsky.social · 17h

me: makes a post about how being a millennial is a unique kind of suffering
boomers: imagine how we BOOMERS feel

society has been about you your entire life you are the most coddled generation ever do you ever just shut the fuck UP

jess 🎀 @tsunderestorm.bsky.social · 20h

it’s cool how millennials were perfectly primed to see everything get really, really innovative as children and then see it all go down in spectacular flame as adults. we’re so lucky

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 17h

They can’t even let us be upset about our shitty lot in life without making it all about themselves, inserting themselves where they don’t belong and aren’t wanted as always

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Salem 🦇⚰️ @batkingsalem.bsky.social · 17h

This became boomer whining time as if they didn’t slam doors in our faces and kick ladders down once they got up them and then had the audacity to call us lazy and tell us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps 🤣🤣