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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
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Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · Sep 19
Historical horror set in New England in 1821 and the FMC is named Hester

Hashtag I know you read Nathaniel Hawthorne
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 26m
“How are these not viral at Home Goods?!”

Because people are broke, Kylie. Nobody is shopping at Home Goods.
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 1h
People didn’t understand Last Voyage of the Demeter as a vampire movie either. I have a theory that the average vampire fan’s only knowledge is From Dusk Till Dawn and 30 Days of Night and they know nothing of the literature, folklore, or symbolism
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 1h
Bingo
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 1h
Vampires are sex. There’s explicit sex in the movie.

Vampirism is often a metaphor for xenophobia and racism. GUESS WHAT A MAIN THEME OF SINNERS IS
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 1h
“Sinners isn’t a real vampire movie!!”

Ok. Well. Vampires are folklore. Sinners features Indigenous people, Black main characters, & Irish folklore. There’s blood drinking. The inability to enter when not invited. Sunlight death

What is your definition of a real vampire? A white dude in a cape?
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h
😂😭😫
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h
Unfortunately it is
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h
Luckily I met my now husband very soon after we broke up lol
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h
I was literally a size 4-6 and my ex-fiancee told me I was fat and ugly. And I believed him! Fucking ridiculous
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h
Every hot girl you know spent the early 2000s being traumatized by some dude in button down business shirts and jeans
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h
That dude went from being cool on Saved By the Bell to being the biggest loser who ever losered
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h
Speaking of podcasts, I’m really tired of hearing Mario Lopez do commercials for DHS talking about human trafficking.
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h
Listening to a podcast discussing medical practices in renaissance England and feeling sympathy pains for dead people. Boiling oil to cauterize wounds 😫
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 5h
(I’m a South Carolina native who lived in Kansas for 5 consecutive years + 2 more and I consider that place my 2nd home. I miss it)
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 5h
My kids went from Kansas kids who wouldn’t wear coats to South Carolina kids who feel 55 degrees and start hollering about cold 😂. (I did too, honestly. Used to thrive in Kansas winter but now I’m weak)
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 5h
It was pretty lopsided but fun to watch
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
No he thought the Lions missed a field goal and the refs said it was good but the ball doinked in
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
Baker Mayfield walking around like he’s opened all his Christmas presents and nobody got him an iPad
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
Oooooh they know they fucked up that call lol
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
Oh look, another shitty spot from the refs
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 14h
Hugs. I’m so sorry.
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h
Troy Aikman’s hands bother me
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h
I’m a Chiefs girlie but I always cheer for Detroit when we’re not playing each other lol
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h
Tampa Bay
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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h
These refs are atrocious man
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