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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
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Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.
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“How are these not viral at Home Goods?!”

Because people are broke, Kylie. Nobody is shopping at Home Goods.
People didn’t understand Last Voyage of the Demeter as a vampire movie either. I have a theory that the average vampire fan’s only knowledge is From Dusk Till Dawn and 30 Days of Night and they know nothing of the literature, folklore, or symbolism
Vampires are sex. There’s explicit sex in the movie.

Vampirism is often a metaphor for xenophobia and racism. GUESS WHAT A MAIN THEME OF SINNERS IS
“Sinners isn’t a real vampire movie!!”

Ok. Well. Vampires are folklore. Sinners features Indigenous people, Black main characters, & Irish folklore. There’s blood drinking. The inability to enter when not invited. Sunlight death

What is your definition of a real vampire? A white dude in a cape?
Luckily I met my now husband very soon after we broke up lol
I was literally a size 4-6 and my ex-fiancee told me I was fat and ugly. And I believed him! Fucking ridiculous
Every hot girl you know spent the early 2000s being traumatized by some dude in button down business shirts and jeans
That dude went from being cool on Saved By the Bell to being the biggest loser who ever losered
Speaking of podcasts, I’m really tired of hearing Mario Lopez do commercials for DHS talking about human trafficking.
Listening to a podcast discussing medical practices in renaissance England and feeling sympathy pains for dead people. Boiling oil to cauterize wounds 😫
(I’m a South Carolina native who lived in Kansas for 5 consecutive years + 2 more and I consider that place my 2nd home. I miss it)
My kids went from Kansas kids who wouldn’t wear coats to South Carolina kids who feel 55 degrees and start hollering about cold 😂. (I did too, honestly. Used to thrive in Kansas winter but now I’m weak)
No he thought the Lions missed a field goal and the refs said it was good but the ball doinked in
Baker Mayfield walking around like he’s opened all his Christmas presents and nobody got him an iPad
Oooooh they know they fucked up that call lol
Oh look, another shitty spot from the refs
I’m a Chiefs girlie but I always cheer for Detroit when we’re not playing each other lol