BattleD4d
@battled4d.bsky.social
Lvl. 39 Not-Raging-Just-Disappointed Barbarian
Father of 2. D&D Charity Dungeon Master. Aspiring TTRPG Game Designer.
Father of 2. D&D Charity Dungeon Master. Aspiring TTRPG Game Designer.
The party splits 2,500xp for slaying the Calendar.
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February 8, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The party splits 2,500xp for slaying the Calendar.
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I'm not saying it won't work, because that would be metagaming but I'm going to give a very different plan in a funny voice.
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January 31, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I'm not saying it won't work, because that would be metagaming but I'm going to give a very different plan in a funny voice.
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Listen, when I say this, I say it with all the love in my heart...
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January 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Listen, when I say this, I say it with all the love in my heart...
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January 15, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Even if they were containers, "Create or Destroy Water" requires a line of sight, and if you could see their lungs you don't really need to fight anymore.
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January 13, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Even if they were containers, "Create or Destroy Water" requires a line of sight, and if you could see their lungs you don't really need to fight anymore.
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Oh yeah, your god sounds great. Just curious, do they speak to you in common or through dissonant murmurings?
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January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Oh yeah, your god sounds great. Just curious, do they speak to you in common or through dissonant murmurings?
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It's cool, y'all don't even need to thank me. It's all just a day in the life of Ragnar the Barbarian.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's cool, y'all don't even need to thank me. It's all just a day in the life of Ragnar the Barbarian.
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If I eat five dozen of these, I'll get as strong as Gaston! Like the song!
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November 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If I eat five dozen of these, I'll get as strong as Gaston! Like the song!
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Gaming Dad here to let you know that playing games on an 'Easy' setting is a completely valid way to enjoy them.
Sometimes you want a challenge, sometimes you just need to get lost in an immersive story and enjoy yourself.
Sometimes you want a challenge, sometimes you just need to get lost in an immersive story and enjoy yourself.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Gaming Dad here to let you know that playing games on an 'Easy' setting is a completely valid way to enjoy them.
Sometimes you want a challenge, sometimes you just need to get lost in an immersive story and enjoy yourself.
Sometimes you want a challenge, sometimes you just need to get lost in an immersive story and enjoy yourself.
Yes, that's funny. No lungs aren't an open container. No we will not abandon a dragon on his birthday.
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November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yes, that's funny. No lungs aren't an open container. No we will not abandon a dragon on his birthday.
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I'm fine. It's a fun kids' movie and I'm a well-adjusted dad in my late 30s.
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October 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm fine. It's a fun kids' movie and I'm a well-adjusted dad in my late 30s.
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It's fine. I can face reality any time I'd like.
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October 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's fine. I can face reality any time I'd like.
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How do you think I get my patron to give me all those sweet spells?
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September 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
How do you think I get my patron to give me all those sweet spells?
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September 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I went to College to become a more well-rounded Party member.
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August 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I went to College to become a more well-rounded Party member.
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Don't worry, guys. I'm fine. Can't move, but I'm conscious and the vibes are immaculate.
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August 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Don't worry, guys. I'm fine. Can't move, but I'm conscious and the vibes are immaculate.
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The pride I feel in listening to my daughter run her first TTRPG combat is only mildly impacted by how funny it is that she keeps saying the Kraken's testicles instead of tentacles.
August 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
The pride I feel in listening to my daughter run her first TTRPG combat is only mildly impacted by how funny it is that she keeps saying the Kraken's testicles instead of tentacles.
No, no, no... The dark guard was always in the Northern forest... They've held that region for generations. Your family is from there? They must be in the dark guard then.
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July 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
No, no, no... The dark guard was always in the Northern forest... They've held that region for generations. Your family is from there? They must be in the dark guard then.
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And I turned out... Well, I turned out.
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July 18, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And I turned out... Well, I turned out.
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Me too, Brute.
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June 29, 2025 at 10:54 PM
He comes from a long line of men who punch. A whole punch line, if you will.
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June 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
He comes from a long line of men who punch. A whole punch line, if you will.
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So, just to be clear, you're a "Gummistalker," and your Favored Enemy is "Hopes and Dreams..."
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May 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
So, just to be clear, you're a "Gummistalker," and your Favored Enemy is "Hopes and Dreams..."
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Those are going to be some lucky guys indeed.
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May 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Those are going to be some lucky guys indeed.
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