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Michael Bauser

Michael Bauser

@bauser.com

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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 2h

Rob never saw a children's hospital when he was a kid because his parents weren't that interested in keeping him alive.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 3h

Took my wife @coreyosullivan.com to the #Ypsilanti #Cryptid Festival tonight. She bought some soap, but I thought the haunted caboose next store was more fun.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 5d

My wife @coreyosullivan.com keeping her #spookyseason going by dragging me to the Ann Arbor Oddities Bazaar and @holybones.bsky.social on the same day.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 5d

Weird. Just noticed there's a @theatrebizarre.bsky.social account that's never posted anything. Wonder what that's about.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 5d

Took @coreyosullivan.com to the Sinner's Ball in Detroit last night. We were hoping for more of a #TheaterBizarre vibe than we got. I think the biggest problem was the audience was a bunch of squares.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

Things are winding down at #NoKings #Ypsilanti. Heading home with a little bit more hope.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

Young volunteers circulating @debbiedingell.house.gov nominating petitions at #NoKings #Ypsilanti. Not sure how I feel about that.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

A second group of #NoKings protesters have taken to the streets in #Ypsilanti. I don't believe that's part of theplan.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

Crowd inside the park lining up to march for #NoKings #Ypsilanti

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

#Ypsilanti making some noise for #NoKings

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 6d

Is his doctor a coroner?

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 7d

The bar closest to the #Ypsilanti #NoKings protest emailed to invite protesters in for a beer. Is pregaming a protest a thing?

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 11d

Today is #Thanksgiving in #Canada because Canadians are #thankful that #Columbus never reached their borders.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 23d

Fucker is probably fantasizing about fire-bombing black neighborhoods.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25d

I saw Facebook commenters already questioning the "official" story of events last night. In a week, the only people still talking about this #shooting will be the #conspiracy theorists.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 25d

My wife was driving us to the #MichRenFest when I saw the smoke column and googled "fire grand blanc mi," expecting a small local news story. We had to pull over 3 times for emergency vehicles to pass us. I don't think many people at the Festival knew what had happened.

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Live updates: Deadly church shooting and fire at Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in Michigan | CNN

At least 4 people were killed in a shooting in Grand Blanc Township. Follow for live updates.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 28d

Almost an hour-long wait at the #Ypsilanti Meijer today for flu and COVID #vaccines. Nice that the locals ignoring RFK, I guess.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · 29d

I wanna be labeled as #antifa!

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Is Threads Really Labeling Its Users As Antifa? | Lifehacker

You may have seen posts on social media this week claiming that Threads is now labeling posts from users who are suspected members of Antifa. Here's what's really going on.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 24

The good news is that there's a new ice cream parlor coming to Midtown #Ypsilanti. The bad news is that it's in a building that's been hit by cars four times in three years. I think I'll get my ice cream to go.

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Car crashes into Ypsilanti building, owners say it's the 4th time in 3 years

A man police say was fleeing a shooting scene ended up crashing into an Ypsilanti building, igniting a fire that left damage.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 22

#Kroger added a #vegetarian pot pie to its store brand this summer. Not sure if they're trying to lower my cholesterol, or if they're worried I won't be able to afford meat in the future #Trump economy.

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Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 20

#Ypsilanti doing some landscaping and maintenance today on the city park in my neighborhood. It's a little weird that they're repainting gates which haven't been closed once in the 13 years I've been living here. They should probably just remove those.

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 15

Based on overheard pre-show chatter, a lot of audience members were actually #JennyLewis fans who've never seen #RiloKiley perform live. Kinda weird to be at a show where I'm the obsessive old-timer!

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 15

It takes a lot to make me want to visit Grand Rapids, but I couldn't ignore my favorite band's reunion tour. Here comes #RiloKiley!

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 14

Does she get them out of the basement herself, or do they crawl up the stairs when no one's looking?

Michael Bauser @bauser.com · Sep 13

Well, this headline is bullshit, because the biggest "economic challenges" #Trump faces are his own stupid policies.

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

Ahead of midterms, Trump faces inflation and unemployment challenges - The Washington Post

President Donald Trump faces a similar economic environment to the one that cost Kamala Harris the White House.

www.washingtonpost.com