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every work of art is a work of perfect necessity
Don't put it in the newspaper that I want to eat your sandwich. I will categorically deny this.
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Don't put it in the newspaper that I want to eat your sandwich. I will categorically deny this.
Those Charmin bears would not survive Philadelphia
December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Those Charmin bears would not survive Philadelphia
A perfect loaf. 10/10 no notes
June 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
A perfect loaf. 10/10 no notes
this is a food crime, the food police need to lock this posters slow cooker up and deport them straight to england
June 13, 2025 at 5:24 PM
this is a food crime, the food police need to lock this posters slow cooker up and deport them straight to england
there are currently 90k people subscribed to the carnivore diet subreddit and they're doing numbers for Lipitor
May 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
there are currently 90k people subscribed to the carnivore diet subreddit and they're doing numbers for Lipitor
Unsurprisingly the guy in the Trump high tops was doing huge key bumps and talking over everyone
May 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Unsurprisingly the guy in the Trump high tops was doing huge key bumps and talking over everyone
Pittsburgh police literally going back to 1950s era vice raids on queer parties 🥲
May 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pittsburgh police literally going back to 1950s era vice raids on queer parties 🥲
Found the lone record store in Pittsburgh with a ton of random 90s house/acid/trance records. Time to play Russian roulette and see what we roll with $50
April 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Found the lone record store in Pittsburgh with a ton of random 90s house/acid/trance records. Time to play Russian roulette and see what we roll with $50
He's really feelin' himself today
April 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
He's really feelin' himself today
I'm not down with most of Trumps policies but I do agree we need to deport these shit heads. Send 'em back to Canada, they're blocking the trail, they're biting, they're honking. Some, I assume, are good geese.
April 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm not down with most of Trumps policies but I do agree we need to deport these shit heads. Send 'em back to Canada, they're blocking the trail, they're biting, they're honking. Some, I assume, are good geese.
does this guy have a hospital loyalty card or something, he's gotta be racking up insane comps from all these ER visits
BOLSONARO IS AWAKE, CONSCIOUS, MAKING JOKES - DOCTORS
April 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
does this guy have a hospital loyalty card or something, he's gotta be racking up insane comps from all these ER visits
Is Kirby a little bald man? Is he bald excellence?
April 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is Kirby a little bald man? Is he bald excellence?
Logged into nextdoor on a whim and was reminded that it's the most deranged social network outside of linkedin
April 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Logged into nextdoor on a whim and was reminded that it's the most deranged social network outside of linkedin
The Shonen Knife cover of When You Sleep is strong evidence that Kevin Shields should have recorded Loveless in the style of 70s girl group power pop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8...
shonen knife - when you sleep
YouTube video by CamachoKid
www.youtube.com
March 26, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Shonen Knife cover of When You Sleep is strong evidence that Kevin Shields should have recorded Loveless in the style of 70s girl group power pop
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jN8...
Sad to find out that the portal is not, in fact, Philly proof
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sad to find out that the portal is not, in fact, Philly proof
Muslims at the fish fry picking up food for Iftar is the kind of religious solidarity we need right now in America
March 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Muslims at the fish fry picking up food for Iftar is the kind of religious solidarity we need right now in America
I will never understand how so many women put up with chuds that hate their entire existence, girl you aren't changing this man LEAVE
February 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I will never understand how so many women put up with chuds that hate their entire existence, girl you aren't changing this man LEAVE
Elon Musk and a bunch of 19 year olds are going to sic this software on legacy COBOL systems that do things minor things like "calculate your tax returns" and "disburse unemployment payments"
February 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Elon Musk and a bunch of 19 year olds are going to sic this software on legacy COBOL systems that do things minor things like "calculate your tax returns" and "disburse unemployment payments"
Bills fans right now: "You make me wanna shout into the void"
January 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Bills fans right now: "You make me wanna shout into the void"