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I HAVE ESCAPED

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I cannot count the number of times I've had to resist saying "I am the second coming, I speak for God now" in my actual life. One of my favorite moments from American Dad, period.
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm gonna be reel
November 24, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We definitely should all get in a single room and drink them together, then. Because I'm also sure there's no side effects.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If you follow me you're going to drink this, no negotiations.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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having an emotional reaction to big straw wolf sculpture
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Orthogonal Mobius loops. I'm screaming.
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
OKAY BUT THAT WOULD WORK ON ME THOUGH
November 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 💦
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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THEY ADDED NEW GARBAGE reblog to save a life
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
That's just how preds say "hello" to each other.

Cmere, let me say hi to you
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
He forces you to get your protein powder down from the top shelf just so he can eat it all right in front of you.
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Zoopunk is made with AI so don’t fucking touch that slop
Zoopunk Was Used To Demonstrate Generative AI Assets
Zoopunk was part of today's Xbox Partner Preview showcase
kotaku.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Gonna be at MFF in just 2 weeks! Am I gonna see you there? 👀
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
If it's true that muscle pokemon characters weren't 'in vogue' in the 2010's I might be able to claim to be one of the first to draw something.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Actually hang on this is important: does anyone have knowledge of any sort of hyper muscle Umbreon pictures from before ~2012?
As someone who was drawing big, bara pokemon men as early as 2012: what they fuck were they on? Genuinely a nonsense position to take.
November 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Honestly, the most flattering thing anyone has ever said to me XD
November 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The number of times it comes out that a Harvard faculty member ends up being involved in sexual assault in some of the most heinous of ways is honestly astounding.

At this point that's the first thing I think of when Harvard comes up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
As someone who was drawing big, bara pokemon men as early as 2012: what they fuck were they on? Genuinely a nonsense position to take.
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
"Mulder, these deaths are all perfectly ordinary."
"Ordinary, Scully?"
Scully rolls her eyes.
"What I mean is that, even if they're extremely unlikely, there's no sign that anything supernatural occured, no sign that these people were targeted by someone."
"Not some 'one', Scully."
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"What are you saying Mulder? That these teens 'cheated death' by not being on that plane?"
"And now it looks like he's coming to collect, Scully."
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm not a die-hard Final Destination fan, but the idea of Mulder and Scully trying to stop these deaths from happening while also watching Mulder try to convince Scully that it's the Grim Reaper causing it would have been an amazing X-Files movie.
November 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Remember: the original Final Destination movies started out as an episode of the X-Files.

Remember what they took from us.
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This is obviously the intro to the indie film I'm creating that re-envisions Scooby Doo as an Agent 47 style hitman.
What's new Scooby Doo?
I've got a job for you.
Go finish off this target quick.
I see him Scooby Doo.
He's in the ICU.
Go get him Scooby Doo.

What's new Scooby Doo?
Can't trace it back to you.
Here's a poison to do the trick.
Just one drop Scooby Doo,
Right in his IV tube.
What's new Scooby Doo?
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
What's new Scooby Doo?
I've got a job for you.
Go finish off this target quick.
I see him Scooby Doo.
He's in the ICU.
Go get him Scooby Doo.

What's new Scooby Doo?
Can't trace it back to you.
Here's a poison to do the trick.
Just one drop Scooby Doo,
Right in his IV tube.
What's new Scooby Doo?
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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we've all been there
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM