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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 14h

a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and blue overalls .

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

Legend

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

I wanna remake Sharkboy and Lavagirl except it’s an emotional drama about two scientists who fall deeply in love but their respective fields keep them far apart.

And then George Lopez returns as Mr. Electric and they’re both killed.

Robert Rodriguez, call me.

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

SHEN NO

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

Also to add onto my additional reply Sandfall run by gaming freaks who do DMC and Sekiro no hit speed runs so I’m very excited to see what they can bring to the table in a more action oriented genre.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

Well yeah I understand they made one of the best turn based JRPG’s ever but they don’t want to get stuck in the final fantasy loop with diminishing returns. It makes sense and they can do what they want especially since they don’t have investors choking them demanding Clair Obscur: Expedition 1000

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

My boomer boss expressed interest in watching the Borderlands movie because he thought it looked cool and I was able to convince him not to.

I fucking hate the asshole so I should have let him suffer but I’m a good person. I’ve done my good deed for the day.

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 4d

Raycons are such shit. They were fine and good for about a month but after that?

Low battery Low battery Low battery Power off

Is the soundtrack to my life.

Don’t believe that battery life shit that is a lie.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 4d

Mmmmm yessssss

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 4d

Insert complaint about fortnitification here

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 4d

Booger

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

Ohhhh Riot, you little scamps.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

Hero shooter? Do you want money or…

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 7d

Man Hades 2 is definitely an all timer. Probably the greatest roguelike ever made and yes I’m saying it surpasses Isaac.

I’m definitely not saying this because I’m on a streak of surface wins. Nope couldn’t be me.

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 7d

Who gives a fuck

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 9d

Lmao

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 9d

When you described yourself crashing out on the podcast about this I didn’t think it was this bad.

Also the format looks good for here

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 9d

Same dude… same (I’ve beaten the 3rd top boss twice and I’m still scared to go)

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 9d

I like to be sarcastically angry about the AAA industry’s absolute unending desire to do a 720 backflip off a fucking cliff.

But holy shit it’s actually happening.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 9d

I’ve shat on chronos at least 5 times at this point.

Going down is no longer about beating him it’s about getting the reagents I need and then punching an old man in the face because he’s in my way.

Going up though? Ohoho that’s a different story.

a cartoon of a fish with the words how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 10d

If you don’t like the thing I like, then you’re automatically a contrarian and differing opinions don’t exist and I hate you.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11d

AAA industry a few years ago:

“we built this new skyscraper made of plywood and prayer and it’s going GREAT!”

AAA industry now:

“well um… 5 of the floors gave way and hundreds died but so long as you can ignore the smell of rotting corpse it still looks great on the outside! Give us your money”

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11d

Xbox: “HONEY, GET ME MORE CYANIDE PILLS THE ONES YOU GOT ME DON’T WORK”

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11d

Weird how it took you guys this long to actually release something of merit in conjunction with the tv show.

Instead of an update that does nothing and breaks everything for everyone

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 11d

God damn it who let Sapkowski into the meth cabinet again?