Bazecraze
@bazecraze.bsky.social
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Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
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I am ready to fall into savings.
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This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th.
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Trump: "It's too much liquid. Too many different things are going into that baby at too big a number. The size of this thing when you look at it. It's like 80 different vaccines and beyond vaccines."
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I’m gonna try that!
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Congratulations to Host and Musical Guest on their engagement!
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I don’t understand the “how do I explain this to my kids” argument. Nobody explained shit to us. You learned from your RA when you got to college.
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Ms Now is what a sarcastic grandma calls Rachel Maddow.
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I didn’t reinvent myself. I just added a clock.
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Isn’t that why everyone goes?
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Many are asking if Annie is okay. Are you okay Annie, they say. And it’s so true.
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So much of the MAGA movement is just guys who were turned away from rollercoasters.
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I kid the Coldplays
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It was so surprising when the camera landed on those two people at the Coldplay concert and they were both awake.
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Damn, first we’re ignored by the Emmys, now this!
bazecraze.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani once drove past a field full of cows and didn’t say “cows”.
bazecraze.bsky.social
Are you still talking about the plums in the icebox??The plums you were probably saving for breakfast have been talked about for years!! So sweet and so cold.
bazecraze.bsky.social
Beyond feckless. He has negative feck. The man owes feck.
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Remember, spray it in front of you and then walk into traffic.
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bazecraze.bsky.social
“So-and-so must resign” starting to feel like “Godzilla should stop it”.
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Lay down your money and you bring your spouse…
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If New York elects a progressive, all the rich people will pack up and move to wherever Cuomo lives.
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Waiting for Congress to act is like waiting for your Lyft that was 3 minutes away and is now 7 minutes away.
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Trump being dismantled by an African immigrant is vibish.
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We didn’t have a word for “polycule” in my day. We just said “improv theatre”.