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Baz the tiger

@bazthetiger.bsky.social

590 followers 1.1K following 12K posts

A tired 35 yo A filthy boy kisser. Not an actual tiger Aspiring pet dad Near Chicago, no minors 18+ only

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Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 26m

Want to have a fun time at your religious family's holiday meal? Whenever they say "thank god" you should say "I think you mean thank gods". And when they freak out, act like you didn't say anything

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 34m

Honestly im shocked I managed to walk away with only a cold at the end of haunt season, considering last year I caught antibiotic resistant strep throat

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 58m

Oh that's gross

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 3h

I want him to be absolutely destroyed to the point where he flees in shame

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 14h

After cleansing my room, it definitely felt lighter in it. Not sure if it was placebo, or actually made a difference

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 15h

Accurate tybaric height pov

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 15h

One heck of a handsome mouse

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 21h

Same

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 23h

Did a minor cleansing of my room cause of funky nightmares I've been having lately. Hoping it works

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 1d

Just found out that I had enrolled in hospital indemnity for this year. I going to find out if my outpatient surgery qualifies for coverage

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 2d

Thats a mood

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 2d

Last night was the final night for the haunted house I work at for this year. It's always a bittersweet moment. Im sore, exhausted, and happy. Only 320 days till it once again awakens

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 2d

What the fuck?! I was gone for 5 hours and my last skeet got 1.2K likes? Dang

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 2d

The heck? I shut my phone for like a minute.

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 2d

Only day you can post this

Meme from nightmare before Christmas saying 364 to Halloween

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Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 3d

Moisturized, thriving, and unbothered

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 6d

Just started watching hazbin hotel season 2 and holy shit; its amazing already

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 6d

Oh boy! I sure do love "slightly happy field music" /s

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 6d

Hoo boy, sure do like having my medical bills make me short on rent. Im going to ask my landlord if he can hold off on cashing the check until the 7th when I get paid

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 7d

Some days I just want to be in the middle of a cuddle puddle with 2 or 3 hairy men, doesnt need to be naked, just need human contact

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 8d

Complaint time. If you go to account haunted house DO NOT TOUCH THE ACTORS! you're there to be scared. If you harass them, touch them, push them, etc you are an asshole and will probably be thrown out as well. Hell, depending on the place you may be banned

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 8d

Obviously he needs a picture of your bank pin, ssid, and bloodtype

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 9d

But what if I wish to munch on the grunch instead

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 10d

I also like to ask how fresh the entree is, based on how much is left. If im lucky and theyre busy, they tend to give you extra for waiting for a fresh one

Baz the tiger @bazthetiger.bsky.social · 10d

Slightly gaslight him. Like start talking under your breath just loud enough for him to hear, and when he says "what are you saying" say "what? I wasn't talking"

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