Brian Blanton The Comedic Nomad
@bblanton.bsky.social
A big and funny liberal from the deep red of South Carolina that believes in equality and love not the red hat maga meltdown method
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A little math equation for you.If you take the number 47 and subtract 34 you get 13. not only is it the answer to the equation but it also Agent Oranges IQ @chuckfloyd
One of the richest men in the world is crying on TV over his stock and company going under while assisting in a government money laundering scheme with a felon and a group morons who have no business in the roles given to them because they love the taste of stale Cheeto puffs and diet coke semen..
March 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
One of the richest men in the world is crying on TV over his stock and company going under while assisting in a government money laundering scheme with a felon and a group morons who have no business in the roles given to them because they love the taste of stale Cheeto puffs and diet coke semen..
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February 17, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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So he wants to change the name of a body of water and expects to acknowledge it but doesn't want to recognize transgender? Same thing just a different situation
February 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
So he wants to change the name of a body of water and expects to acknowledge it but doesn't want to recognize transgender? Same thing just a different situation
So it was put on X so it's true. Ol 47 sent a memo out banning the word felon being said in the Whitehouse. Not because he is denying that he is one it's just Elon's Son is bullying him about. Poor sweet potato poopon pants crying his spray tan off. Follow me for more. And btw #fucktrump
February 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So it was put on X so it's true. Ol 47 sent a memo out banning the word felon being said in the Whitehouse. Not because he is denying that he is one it's just Elon's Son is bullying him about. Poor sweet potato poopon pants crying his spray tan off. Follow me for more. And btw #fucktrump
A little math equation for you.If you take the number 47 and subtract 34 you get 13. not only is it the answer to the equation but it also Agent Oranges IQ @chuckfloyd
February 13, 2025 at 8:34 AM
A little math equation for you.If you take the number 47 and subtract 34 you get 13. not only is it the answer to the equation but it also Agent Oranges IQ @chuckfloyd
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February 12, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I wonder if the Terrorist with the Tisum makes Agent Orange wear the diaper during fore play?
February 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I wonder if the Terrorist with the Tisum makes Agent Orange wear the diaper during fore play?
This sums it up
February 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
This sums it up
So I live in a free country supposedly where they gave a guy with no actual job in the government access to my social security which I depend on because of disabilities I did not plan on having but I didn't work and contribute so now I get to draw it explain this to me and by the way f*** Trump
February 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
So I live in a free country supposedly where they gave a guy with no actual job in the government access to my social security which I depend on because of disabilities I did not plan on having but I didn't work and contribute so now I get to draw it explain this to me and by the way f*** Trump
If us as a nation elect millionaires and billionaires to run our country as a business module how is everyone not successful? Why do we need charities? Why are there homeless and starving people? Why isn't education and healthcare free? Why are we classified by an amount of value in currency?
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If us as a nation elect millionaires and billionaires to run our country as a business module how is everyone not successful? Why do we need charities? Why are there homeless and starving people? Why isn't education and healthcare free? Why are we classified by an amount of value in currency?
This is why he eliminated DEI. The reason is so he doesn't get surprised when he fondles them at the Whitehouse at upcoming fundraisers in the future unless special requested by Elon Musk.. well you know #fyp #fdtj #brianblantoncomedy #loveall #laughall #viral #likefollowshare #2029willbedivine
January 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is why he eliminated DEI. The reason is so he doesn't get surprised when he fondles them at the Whitehouse at upcoming fundraisers in the future unless special requested by Elon Musk.. well you know #fyp #fdtj #brianblantoncomedy #loveall #laughall #viral #likefollowshare #2029willbedivine
Punishing the American people and its diversity is not helping the economy. Spending one million dollar per golf outing is not helping the economy. Using military planes at 880k a pop is not helping the economy. Freezing funding isn't helping the economy. So where is all this greatness gonna start?
January 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Punishing the American people and its diversity is not helping the economy. Spending one million dollar per golf outing is not helping the economy. Using military planes at 880k a pop is not helping the economy. Freezing funding isn't helping the economy. So where is all this greatness gonna start?
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January 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Don't forget to remind your friends and family that voted for what's coming on a daily basis for the next 4 years because it is going to take at least 3 terms to recover
January 19, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Don't forget to remind your friends and family that voted for what's coming on a daily basis for the next 4 years because it is going to take at least 3 terms to recover
Just thought I would circulate some funny upcoming stuff
January 17, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Just thought I would circulate some funny upcoming stuff
I respect Stephen A smiths political opinions as much as Taylor Swifts opinion on actual football before Travis Kelce.
December 25, 2024 at 7:58 PM
I respect Stephen A smiths political opinions as much as Taylor Swifts opinion on actual football before Travis Kelce.
Oh the circus officially starts in less than a month. The head clown is warming up to put on a spectacle
December 24, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Oh the circus officially starts in less than a month. The head clown is warming up to put on a spectacle