Can’t wait for everyone to take my side after I post a video of me being completely unreasonable towards a service worker
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Can’t wait for everyone to take my side after I post a video of me being completely unreasonable towards a service worker
Going to try and break the world record for most caffeine consumed in a single brunch shift
December 29, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Going to try and break the world record for most caffeine consumed in a single brunch shift
They know me as the rizzler the panther dressed in black
December 7, 2024 at 3:24 PM
They know me as the rizzler the panther dressed in black
Can’t believe I invented being a chill, cool guy
November 29, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Can’t believe I invented being a chill, cool guy
Whispering “is this real” to myself every few minutes while watching Wicked in theaters
November 29, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Whispering “is this real” to myself every few minutes while watching Wicked in theaters
Give me the Skeet boys and free my soul, wanna get lost in the rock and roll and Skeet away…
November 29, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Give me the Skeet boys and free my soul, wanna get lost in the rock and roll and Skeet away…
Apparently saying, “where are all my skeet freaks at” is an arrest-able offense
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Apparently saying, “where are all my skeet freaks at” is an arrest-able offense
“Oops, just now seeing this!” I say on duty as a life guard to a man screaming for help
November 27, 2024 at 5:31 AM
“Oops, just now seeing this!” I say on duty as a life guard to a man screaming for help
Seeing a rumor being spread about me that I can bench press 300 lbs with my eye closed and my arms tied behind my back.
November 25, 2024 at 6:33 PM
Seeing a rumor being spread about me that I can bench press 300 lbs with my eye closed and my arms tied behind my back.
What the hell are you talking about !!!
November 25, 2024 at 4:57 PM
What the hell are you talking about !!!
If you close one eye and then get as high as you’ve ever been in your entire life the stars in the image below appear to move !
November 25, 2024 at 7:19 AM
If you close one eye and then get as high as you’ve ever been in your entire life the stars in the image below appear to move !
Me when WingStop closes an hour early for “maintenance”
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 AM
Me when WingStop closes an hour early for “maintenance”
Blue Man Group leaving Chicago feels like there’s finally room for my one man show “Beat Red from Being Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours Guy”
November 22, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Blue Man Group leaving Chicago feels like there’s finally room for my one man show “Beat Red from Being Stuck in Traffic for 2 Hours Guy”
Going to start saying crazy shit like this on the train
Chosen ones, your time is coming.
November 22, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Going to start saying crazy shit like this on the train
Can’t stop skeeting in the bathroom at work
November 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Can’t stop skeeting in the bathroom at work
What do you get the man who skeets it all?
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
What do you get the man who skeets it all?
Tweets on BlueSky are called Skeets
November 20, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Tweets on BlueSky are called Skeets
Dabbing my 63 year old boss up and saying, “what’s up slime” as I show up an hour and a half late to work.
November 20, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Dabbing my 63 year old boss up and saying, “what’s up slime” as I show up an hour and a half late to work.
Hawk Tuah spit on that thang.
November 19, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Hawk Tuah spit on that thang.
People keep asking me when I’m going to box Jake Paul and I hate to tell you guys this but it already happened. In the summer of ‘06 he beat my ass outside of a TGI Fridays bc I kept putting my drinks on his tab. I was in the hospital for 6 months.
November 19, 2024 at 5:51 PM
People keep asking me when I’m going to box Jake Paul and I hate to tell you guys this but it already happened. In the summer of ‘06 he beat my ass outside of a TGI Fridays bc I kept putting my drinks on his tab. I was in the hospital for 6 months.
Reposted by Drap
Seeing @bdrap.bsky.social join @bsky.app is like when you finally pop a cis that’s been building up for weeks.
Expected. Yet still, such a joy.
Welcome Friend. Here’s to virality.
Expected. Yet still, such a joy.
Welcome Friend. Here’s to virality.
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Seeing @bdrap.bsky.social join @bsky.app is like when you finally pop a cis that’s been building up for weeks.
Expected. Yet still, such a joy.
Welcome Friend. Here’s to virality.
Expected. Yet still, such a joy.
Welcome Friend. Here’s to virality.
People keep calling me and telling me I’m doing really well on BlueSky. This has to stop. I’m at dinner with my kids and their dog.
Privacy PLEASE!
Privacy PLEASE!
November 18, 2024 at 8:54 PM
People keep calling me and telling me I’m doing really well on BlueSky. This has to stop. I’m at dinner with my kids and their dog.
Privacy PLEASE!
Privacy PLEASE!
I’m going to absolutely crush this new app guys. Everyone is going to think I’m totally dominating this app man. My dad is 100% going to call me back and tell me I’m doing a good job and that it’s okay to be scared sometimes.
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I’m going to absolutely crush this new app guys. Everyone is going to think I’m totally dominating this app man. My dad is 100% going to call me back and tell me I’m doing a good job and that it’s okay to be scared sometimes.
I like that Seth Myers went from Weekend Update on SNL to doing Weekend Update Seth’s Version
November 16, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I like that Seth Myers went from Weekend Update on SNL to doing Weekend Update Seth’s Version