living in peace and tranquility at the edge of the earth
• Put his name on the Kennedy Center
• Approved Tiny Cars to be built in US (his fat ass would never fit in one)
• Put his name on the Kennedy Center
• Approved Tiny Cars to be built in US (his fat ass would never fit in one)
I cannot wait till he's gone so we can tear his name off of every edifice with our bare hands.
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I cannot wait till he's gone so we can tear his name off of every edifice with our bare hands.
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Thanks Congress, and I hope you all get coal in your socks.
Thanks Congress, and I hope you all get coal in your socks.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Thanks Patricia and Andy Borowitz.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Which one should be president?
Just flabbergasted by the ignorance of that man.
Which one should be president?
Just flabbergasted by the ignorance of that man.
CORRECTION:
U.S. has to stop naming "below average" intelligence heads of government.
CORRECTION:
U.S. has to stop naming "below average" intelligence heads of government.
I grew up with friends that ended up crippled or existing in iron lungs.
Polio eradication requires 95%+ vaccination per population.
Polio: The Disease & Vaccines | Children's Hospital of Philadelphia www.chop.edu/vaccine-educ...
I grew up with friends that ended up crippled or existing in iron lungs.
Polio eradication requires 95%+ vaccination per population.
Polio: The Disease & Vaccines | Children's Hospital of Philadelphia www.chop.edu/vaccine-educ...
U.S. Institute of Peace renamed for Trump after his administration dismantled the agency share.google/VyzII3YhxWnW...
U.S. Institute of Peace renamed for Trump after his administration dismantled the agency share.google/VyzII3YhxWnW...
It is not the definition. It means the confusion and chaos in battle.
We have a dumbass Warrior in Chief.
It is not the definition. It means the confusion and chaos in battle.
We have a dumbass Warrior in Chief.
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
Here are my personal authoritarian rules:
1. No Red Hats
2. No Politics discussed period or you can leave. I'll wrap a to-go plate.
3. Anybody that says Trump gets the turkey carcass for dinner
Have a peaceful holiday!
Here are my personal authoritarian rules:
1. No Red Hats
2. No Politics discussed period or you can leave. I'll wrap a to-go plate.
3. Anybody that says Trump gets the turkey carcass for dinner
Have a peaceful holiday!
Documents show Pentagon preparing to sever ties with Scouting
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Documents show Pentagon preparing to sever ties with Scouting
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Now I'd like to recommend you watch a 2023 fictional film entitled, "Anniversary," starring Diane Lane.
It stunned me, and is a projection of what the US may become if things continue on the current path.
Now I'd like to recommend you watch a 2023 fictional film entitled, "Anniversary," starring Diane Lane.
It stunned me, and is a projection of what the US may become if things continue on the current path.
How a society morphs from democracy to authoritarianism swiftly. Then consider where we are on the timeline.
Anniversary (2025) - IMDb www.imdb.com/title/tt1258...
How a society morphs from democracy to authoritarianism swiftly. Then consider where we are on the timeline.
Anniversary (2025) - IMDb www.imdb.com/title/tt1258...
Stay off the seas in my backyard. Your bigotry is unAmerican. What makes you think that swastikas and noises are ok?
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Stay off the seas in my backyard. Your bigotry is unAmerican. What makes you think that swastikas and noises are ok?
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www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-boas...
An Early Look at 2026 Senate Midterms | Thompson Coburn LLP www.thompsoncoburn.com/insights/an-...
An Early Look at 2026 Senate Midterms | Thompson Coburn LLP www.thompsoncoburn.com/insights/an-...