BeachTV
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Filmmaker, photographer, storyteller, AI artist, dog lover
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 PM
This is the American Dream, my friends. Right here. Two labs, two mugs, and the cruel mathematics of cooling liquid. No cream. No sugar. Just the raw, uncut bean & the fundamental understanding that some things cannot be rushed.
01.06.2026 ☕️🌞🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #CoffeeDog
01.06.2026 ☕️🌞🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #CoffeeDog
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 PM
This is the American Dream, my friends. Right here. Two labs, two mugs, and the cruel mathematics of cooling liquid. No cream. No sugar. Just the raw, uncut bean & the fundamental understanding that some things cannot be rushed.
01.06.2026 ☕️🌞🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #CoffeeDog
01.06.2026 ☕️🌞🐾
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TuesdayVibes #CoffeeDog
It’s 3:31 and Waylon is conducting a full congressional hearing on the kitchen’s failure to deliver dinner at 3:30 sharp. No warnings. No grace period. Just a cold, unblinking stare from a creature who measures time in treat seconds & believes punctuality is a religion. #WaylonTheDog #FeedTheDogs
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It’s 3:31 and Waylon is conducting a full congressional hearing on the kitchen’s failure to deliver dinner at 3:30 sharp. No warnings. No grace period. Just a cold, unblinking stare from a creature who measures time in treat seconds & believes punctuality is a religion. #WaylonTheDog #FeedTheDogs
Waylon at his post. Monday morning. Squirrel patrol.
He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point.
This is what purpose looks like.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes
He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point.
This is what purpose looks like.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes
January 5, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Waylon at his post. Monday morning. Squirrel patrol.
He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point.
This is what purpose looks like.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes
He has never caught a squirrel. He never will. But the squirrels KNOW HE'S THERE, and that's the whole point.
This is what purpose looks like.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelPatrol #MondayVibes
6 AM. Monday. Walter and Waylon and I gathered around the coffee like three shamans preparing for war. The steam swirled. The lights flickered. Nobody spoke.
01.05.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMorning #CoffeeAndDogs
01.05.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMorning #CoffeeAndDogs
January 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
6 AM. Monday. Walter and Waylon and I gathered around the coffee like three shamans preparing for war. The steam swirled. The lights flickered. Nobody spoke.
01.05.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMorning #CoffeeAndDogs
01.05.2026 ☕️🐾☀️
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMorning #CoffeeAndDogs
The crowd behind her was a blur of meat and madness. Fifty thousand souls who'd paid good money to watch mankind cheat death at 200 miles per hour. And here she was, grinning through those goggles like she knew something the rest of us didn't.
#PitCrew #RaceDay #PeaceSign
#PitCrew #RaceDay #PeaceSign
January 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
The crowd behind her was a blur of meat and madness. Fifty thousand souls who'd paid good money to watch mankind cheat death at 200 miles per hour. And here she was, grinning through those goggles like she knew something the rest of us didn't.
#PitCrew #RaceDay #PeaceSign
#PitCrew #RaceDay #PeaceSign
Liquid Smile™. You WILL have a nice day. Brought to you by the Department of Mandatory Wellness.
#LiquidSmile #HappinessIsMandatory
#LiquidSmile #HappinessIsMandatory
January 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Liquid Smile™. You WILL have a nice day. Brought to you by the Department of Mandatory Wellness.
#LiquidSmile #HappinessIsMandatory
#LiquidSmile #HappinessIsMandatory
Lost in a daydream somewhere between the sea and the sky.
#MediterraneanVibes #BlackDress #CoastalBeauty #Wanderlust #DreamyAesthetic
#MediterraneanVibes #BlackDress #CoastalBeauty #Wanderlust #DreamyAesthetic
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Lost in a daydream somewhere between the sea and the sky.
#MediterraneanVibes #BlackDress #CoastalBeauty #Wanderlust #DreamyAesthetic
#MediterraneanVibes #BlackDress #CoastalBeauty #Wanderlust #DreamyAesthetic
Sunday is for sleep, sun, and snacks. Prove Waylon wrong.
12.21.2025 ☕️🐾🚿
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayFunday #SleepSunSnacks
12.21.2025 ☕️🐾🚿
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayFunday #SleepSunSnacks
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Sunday is for sleep, sun, and snacks. Prove Waylon wrong.
12.21.2025 ☕️🐾🚿
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayFunday #SleepSunSnacks
12.21.2025 ☕️🐾🚿
#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayFunday #SleepSunSnacks
There’s nothing better than a hike with your dog. Unless it's a hike with your dog who's a Christmas Special Forces Secret Agent carrying the only piece of color left in a hundred-mile radius.
#Christmas2025 #WalterTheDog #DogHike
#Christmas2025 #WalterTheDog #DogHike
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
There’s nothing better than a hike with your dog. Unless it's a hike with your dog who's a Christmas Special Forces Secret Agent carrying the only piece of color left in a hundred-mile radius.
#Christmas2025 #WalterTheDog #DogHike
#Christmas2025 #WalterTheDog #DogHike
In a world gone mad, there is a strange, savage comfort in watching a professional do his job. He doesn't ask for much. Just a clear line of sight and the silent promise of a chase that may never end.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelDuty #SundayVibes
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelDuty #SundayVibes
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 AM
In a world gone mad, there is a strange, savage comfort in watching a professional do his job. He doesn't ask for much. Just a clear line of sight and the silent promise of a chase that may never end.
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelDuty #SundayVibes
#WaylonTheDog #SquirrelDuty #SundayVibes
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
December 1952. The world briefly agreed that global diplomacy could be solved with a fireplace, a bottle of something brown, and a velvet Santa outfit cut like a dare.
Peace on Earth? Maybe. But first another drink by the fire.
#Christmas2025 #PeaceOnEarth #HappyHolidays
Peace on Earth? Maybe. But first another drink by the fire.
#Christmas2025 #PeaceOnEarth #HappyHolidays
December 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
December 1952. The world briefly agreed that global diplomacy could be solved with a fireplace, a bottle of something brown, and a velvet Santa outfit cut like a dare.
Peace on Earth? Maybe. But first another drink by the fire.
#Christmas2025 #PeaceOnEarth #HappyHolidays
Peace on Earth? Maybe. But first another drink by the fire.
#Christmas2025 #PeaceOnEarth #HappyHolidays
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Not the Hallmark-approved, soft-focus nonsense they sell between commercials for antidepressants and pickup trucks. The kid knows. They always know. Christmas is a strange business. 🎄💋🎅
#ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus #Christmas2025 #HoHoHo
#ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus #Christmas2025 #HoHoHo
December 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. Not the Hallmark-approved, soft-focus nonsense they sell between commercials for antidepressants and pickup trucks. The kid knows. They always know. Christmas is a strange business. 🎄💋🎅
#ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus #Christmas2025 #HoHoHo
#ISawMommyKissingSantaClaus #Christmas2025 #HoHoHo
This is no novelty act, no mall-Santa cosplay. This is serious conditioning. Midnight logistics demand deltoids of steel and a core forged in seasonal rage. You don’t survive Christmas Eve on goodwill alone.
#HoHoHo #Christmas2025 #SantaFit
#HoHoHo #Christmas2025 #SantaFit
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
This is no novelty act, no mall-Santa cosplay. This is serious conditioning. Midnight logistics demand deltoids of steel and a core forged in seasonal rage. You don’t survive Christmas Eve on goodwill alone.
#HoHoHo #Christmas2025 #SantaFit
#HoHoHo #Christmas2025 #SantaFit
Here they come. Jukebox cherubs in red & plaid, marching out of the suburban dream factory. A pep rally for seasonal insanity. Nothing says Happy Holiday like the Macarena.
#Christmas2025 #Macarena #HolidayCheer
#Christmas2025 #Macarena #HolidayCheer
December 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Here they come. Jukebox cherubs in red & plaid, marching out of the suburban dream factory. A pep rally for seasonal insanity. Nothing says Happy Holiday like the Macarena.
#Christmas2025 #Macarena #HolidayCheer
#Christmas2025 #Macarena #HolidayCheer
Up on the housetop. Reindeer paws, clattering like dice on a crooked casino roof. Make no mistake. This is a midnight operation, a break-and-enter fueled by belief, milk left out as a bribe, cookies as hush money.
#UpOnTheHouseTop #Christmas2025 #ReindeerPaws
#UpOnTheHouseTop #Christmas2025 #ReindeerPaws
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Up on the housetop. Reindeer paws, clattering like dice on a crooked casino roof. Make no mistake. This is a midnight operation, a break-and-enter fueled by belief, milk left out as a bribe, cookies as hush money.
#UpOnTheHouseTop #Christmas2025 #ReindeerPaws
#UpOnTheHouseTop #Christmas2025 #ReindeerPaws
Oh, you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. This is a reckoning with tinsel on it.
#SantaClausIsComingToTown #YouBetterWatchOut #Christmas2025
#SantaClausIsComingToTown #YouBetterWatchOut #Christmas2025
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Oh, you better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. This is a reckoning with tinsel on it.
#SantaClausIsComingToTown #YouBetterWatchOut #Christmas2025
#SantaClausIsComingToTown #YouBetterWatchOut #Christmas2025
Monday. Coffee. Dogs. Snow in Michigan. Snow everywhere. Beautiful, bone chilling snow.
12.15.2025 ☕️🐾🥶
#CoffeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChillyWeather #MondayVibes
12.15.2025 ☕️🐾🥶
#CoffeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChillyWeather #MondayVibes
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Monday. Coffee. Dogs. Snow in Michigan. Snow everywhere. Beautiful, bone chilling snow.
12.15.2025 ☕️🐾🥶
#CoffeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChillyWeather #MondayVibes
12.15.2025 ☕️🐾🥶
#CoffeWithWalterAndWaylon #ChillyWeather #MondayVibes
Tolstoy understood. The intelligent woman understands. The young man? He is still learning.
#Tolstoy #WarAndPeace #ReadABook
#Tolstoy #WarAndPeace #ReadABook
December 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Tolstoy understood. The intelligent woman understands. The young man? He is still learning.
#Tolstoy #WarAndPeace #ReadABook
#Tolstoy #WarAndPeace #ReadABook
While Waylon snugly dreams of squirrels, Walter is living a raw & terrifying truth.
The conquering hero, standing proud with evidence of his glorious, spectacular triumph clenched tightly in his jaws—the stinky mom sock—asks the eternal question, “now what?”
#DogDilemma #MomSock #SundayVibes
The conquering hero, standing proud with evidence of his glorious, spectacular triumph clenched tightly in his jaws—the stinky mom sock—asks the eternal question, “now what?”
#DogDilemma #MomSock #SundayVibes
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
While Waylon snugly dreams of squirrels, Walter is living a raw & terrifying truth.
The conquering hero, standing proud with evidence of his glorious, spectacular triumph clenched tightly in his jaws—the stinky mom sock—asks the eternal question, “now what?”
#DogDilemma #MomSock #SundayVibes
The conquering hero, standing proud with evidence of his glorious, spectacular triumph clenched tightly in his jaws—the stinky mom sock—asks the eternal question, “now what?”
#DogDilemma #MomSock #SundayVibes
Food? Check. Fuel for the machine. Squirrel? Check. A brief, necessary act of primal, chaotic violence. Nap with Chilly Willy? CHECK. The soft, essential landing into the void.
Pure, unadulterated contentment.
#WaylonTheDog #DogWisdom #SundayVibes
Pure, unadulterated contentment.
#WaylonTheDog #DogWisdom #SundayVibes
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Food? Check. Fuel for the machine. Squirrel? Check. A brief, necessary act of primal, chaotic violence. Nap with Chilly Willy? CHECK. The soft, essential landing into the void.
Pure, unadulterated contentment.
#WaylonTheDog #DogWisdom #SundayVibes
Pure, unadulterated contentment.
#WaylonTheDog #DogWisdom #SundayVibes
Midnight is a strange tick on the clock. Rain remembers things daylight refuses to acknowledge. Walk through it like a question with no interest in the answer.
#MidnightConfessions #MidnightHour #FilmNoirVibes
#MidnightConfessions #MidnightHour #FilmNoirVibes
December 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Midnight is a strange tick on the clock. Rain remembers things daylight refuses to acknowledge. Walk through it like a question with no interest in the answer.
#MidnightConfessions #MidnightHour #FilmNoirVibes
#MidnightConfessions #MidnightHour #FilmNoirVibes