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BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 20h

Monday. The clock isn’t even awake yet & I’m already negotiating with reality like a man trying to buy his soul back at a pawn shop. The coffee pot gurgles in the dark like some infernal machine, coughing up black salvation.

10.20.2025 ☕️🐾🌄

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayVibes #CoffeeDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, it's a decrepit castle surrounded by fog and mysterious rubble, but look at that moon!

#VampiresLaugh #Halloween2025 #VampireVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Someone's been cooking up more than chemistry experiments in this laboratory. That's not a science project behind he. That's her DATE, and he's already having second thoughts about the whole arranged reanimation thing.

#LadyFrankenstein #FrankensteinMaonster #Hallowen2025

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

American Halloween in its purest form. The hat's doing its job. The pumpkin's doing its job. Everything else appears to have wandered in from a completely different holiday. Possibly one that doesn't exist yet but will inevitably be monetized by 2026.

#Halloween2025 #WickedWitch #SpookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Three ghosts walk into a bar. Nobody notices. Everyone's already dead inside from scrolling Instagram for 6 hours straight. That bird in the corner? He's the only one who gets it. He's already planning his exit strategy. Stay weird, you beautiful phantoms.
#Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #GhostlyVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Twelve days until every shopping mall in America transforms into a candy-fueled bacchanal & grown adults dress up like sexy versions of household appliances. Stock up on the good chocolate. Avoid the circus peanuts. Trust no one.

#Halloween2025 #Halloween2025CountDown #SpookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Someone's idea of geometric perfection wrapped around 1950s architecture. The corset's doing more structural engineering than most bridges I've driven across in this godforsaken country.

#VintageGlamour #RetroFashion #TimelessElegance #VintageVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 1d

Sunday morning. The world is half-awake, like a hungover god fumbling for his sunglasses. The Florida sun creeps through the blinds like an inquisitive cop, poking at my eyeballs, whispering, “You’ve had enough, haven’t you?”

10.19.2025 ☕️🐾🌇

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SundayVibes #CoffeeWithDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

Barbie got into the whiskey again. The pink ensemble suggests either supreme confidence or a complete psychological break. Possibly both. The hat says "I make my own rules." The gloves say "I know where the bodies are buried."

#PrettyInPink #VintagePinup #FemmeFataleVibes

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

I have thought much about witches. In the forests of Bavaria, I once met a woman who claimed to speak with owls. She was not insane. The owls, however, had nothing interesting to say.

#WhichWitch #WitchyVibe #Halloween2025

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

This ghost. He's not haunting anybody. He's CELEBRATING. Floating around like he just got his per diem approved & found out the hotel bar stays open till 4 AM. The moon's watching him like a giant yellow eyeball, judging nothing, understanding everything.

#Halloween2025 #SpookySeason #GhostsStory

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

The moon’s swelling like it knows something. And the freaks — those glorious pumpkin-headed bastards — are already warming up their dance moves.

Thirteen days. #TheHalloweenShuffle waits for no one.

#Halloween2025 #spookySeason

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 2d

Two black dogs, steaming mugs, the flicker of cartoon madness spilling from the TV like divine static. Outside, the world burns with politics & panic. In here, at least for now it’s caffeine, nostalgia, & canine enlightenment.

10.18.2025 ☕️🐾🌞

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #SaturdayVibes #CoffeeDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

2 weeks until the veil tears open & the candy-coated madness spills into the streets. The Great Pumpkin isn’t a myth, my friend. He’s out there, beyond the LSD-colored clouds, carving his grin into the night sky & laughing at our fragile little world.

#Hallowen2025 #TheGreatPumpkin #TickOrTreat

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

This isn’t your grandmother’s bedtime story. This is lust & lunacy on two legs, armed with charm & a smirk sharp enough to gut the moon. Somewhere out there, the wolf’s still howling. Only now he’s begging for mercy.

#CrimsonMadness #RedRidingHood #AiVideoArt

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

She moves through the hallway like a mirage wrapped in sunlight and danger. A ghost born of the high noon delirium. The kind of vision that makes men trade sanity for sunglasses and gin.

#ShadowsAndLight #NeonDreams #AiVideoArt

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

“What’s the best thing about being a dog?” Walter asked, squinting into the October sun like a philosopher who just discovered bacon.

“Everything,” growled Waylon.

Somewhere, a squirrel laughed.

#DogWisdom #WalterAndWaylon #DogPhilosophy

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

FRIDAY. Coffee boiling like jet fuel, Dogs pacing like campaign managers on amphetamines. The weekend is hanging out there, just over the horizon, shimmering mirage of freedom & foolish decisions.

10.17.2025 ☕🐾🌅

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #TGIF #CoffeeWithDogs #WeekendEve

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 3d

The siren has spoken. Voice like velvet soaked in danger. Follow if you dare. Once you do, there’s no coming back.

#SirenSong #SoothSayer #TheOdyssey

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 7d

Sun’s crawling over the horizon like a half-awake outlaw, coffee’s strong enough to melt spoons, and Walter & Waylon are already plotting squirrel-based chaos. The week doesn’t start. It erupts. Let the madness commence.

10.13.2025 ☕🐾🔥

#CoffeeWithWalterAndWaylon #MondayMadness #CoffeeDogs

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 7d

19 Days to Halloween The storm cracks, the lab hums, & somewhere deep in the night she rises. Silk, lightning, & the smell of ozone. She’s alive. She’s electric. She’s done being stitched together by anyone else.

#BrideOfFrankenstein #Halloween2025 #WeirdScience

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · 23d

#SaturdaySunset #Sunset

#SaturdaySunset #Sunset

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · Sep 19

Burlesque diva wrapped in feathers & trouble. Grinning, about to auction off your last shred of dignity for the price of a gin fizz. Hat says Paris, eyes say Reno, & the whole vibe screams “don’t ask questions you don’t want answered.”

#Burlesque #AiPhotography #GinFizz

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · Sep 19

Gas pumps barely work, diner serves suspiciously tough jerky, walls lined with critters posed like truckers playing cards. Earl swears up and down the food’s not related, but the jerky’s slogan “Chew slow, it might be your cousin” doesn’t help.

#RoadsideDiner #AiPhotography #NextExit #GreasySpoon

BeachTV @beachtv.bsky.social · Sep 5

#ATripToTheMoon #GeorgesMéliès #GeorgesMelies