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𝑻𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒈𝒈𝒖𝒂
@beanbagbear.bsky.social
Lazy Dom Switch. Bisexual Portrayal. DMs open.
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" 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙. "

TASRP • NSFW • MDNI

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" 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪. "
" but it does matter.
What do you mean? "

While Grumps struggles socially, Tsathoggua is a deity above communication and flirting.

If he wants some divine /cake/ Grumps just needs to ask.

" Ah... Uh... Alright, we can walk. "
“N-no! I mean... I didn't mean that...”

He needed something to calm down, so he finished his coffee, took the last bite of cake, and cleared his throat. Hadn't Tastho heard what he had just said? At least he was relieved; he wouldn't say something stupid like that again. >
" . . .

I was already at your house. "

. . .

Well, he isn't incorrect

" Want me to walk you back? "

He asked as he would focus on the food.
If Grumps isn't going to make eye contact then they can focus on the cake in front of them.
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
" . . .

I was already at your house. "

. . .

Well, he isn't incorrect

" Want me to walk you back? "

He asked as he would focus on the food.
If Grumps isn't going to make eye contact then they can focus on the cake in front of them.
"Um... Hm... 'Direct,' right? Hmrr..."

He watched Tsatho's spoon brush against his, as if they were about to take the same piece of cake. He didn't know how to face this man. He felt like a child about to hand his bad grades to his father. >
see what I can do.
You know? "

He'd share the cake with him.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
" /Social life/, ah?

So, the hound wants to get out of the dog house?

Maybe bring someone back?

You don't need to uh...
Lure me in with cake.
Although, this is nice. "

He let out an extra big yawn.

" I respond well to direct communication.
Tell me what you want or need and I'll
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“Oh, well, I guess it's because I haven't talked to an adult in a long time. I told you I was a teacher for a long time, right?”

He took bite after bite of his cake. There was no rush or need to leave. >
and the texture.

He smiled.

Swallowing before speaking.

" Very good.

Tell me, why is it you invited me out.
What is your /goal/? "

Might as well come right out and ask.
February 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
It's been a long time since the god had been treated to food like this.

He leaned down and sniffed it before using his fork to parce off a piece.

Lifting it to his mouth and taking a drawn out bite.

His lips closing around it and tasting it in its entirety.

Taking in the flavors
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“Let's go.”

With a faint smile, the Mabosstiff closed the door and together they headed for the café.

Inside, they chose the most secluded and quiet table in the place: Grumps placed the order and, when it arrived, asked for an extra piece of cake for Tsathoggua. >
" yeahhh, cuz that's where you wanted to go, right? So let's do it. "

He'd say with a few neutral blinks.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
" yeahhh, cuz that's where you wanted to go, right? So let's do it. "

He'd say with a few neutral blinks.
"The cafeteria? But what...?"

Then the mastiff noticed and checking his phone saw that the address he sent was his home, not the cafeteria.

"Damn this junk!"

He returned with Tsatho somewhat embarrassed.

"Sorry, I don’t understand this device and have sent you my location by mistake....." >
" Wait... This isn't a cafe...? "

He pulled out his phone and opened it, showing the address.

" Welp... Unless cafe was a euphemism, then we're at the wrong place. "
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 AM
" Wait... This isn't a cafe...? "

He pulled out his phone and opened it, showing the address.

" Welp... Unless cafe was a euphemism, then we're at the wrong place. "
Then he heard a knock at the door. He didn't even notice the phone because he was so focused on making himself look handsome for that man.

With plaid pants, a light blue shirt, and a darker tie, he was all set. All that was left was his gray diamond-patterned cardigan and his brown shoes. >
And knock.

Texting, a good 15-20 minutes before the agreed time:

📱: Here.
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
📱- See you then.

He'd text simply before looking at the address and showing it to his psychic cyclops goo boys.

They would then work to configure the jar to appear near the address.

" Might as well get in early... Get a seat... "

He'd say to himself as he got dressed.
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January 30, 2026 at 10:22 PM
📱- Sure, do you want to meet there?

🖼️- picture received

📱- also here is a picture of me since you took a picture of you initially.

📱- only fair after all.
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 PM
He received his phone back and looked at the picture.

" Looks good. "

He'd say as he texted Grumps' number a

📱- hey this is Tsathoggua

Now they both have each other's numbers.

" There.
Let me know when you want to go out. "
"A picture... of me?"

As if by reflex, he straightened his whiskers. He wanted to look handsome in front of that man.

"I-I hope look good; today I haven’t foamed my whiskers..."
" I'd like that. "

He pulled out his phone and opened it. Prompted up a new contact screen before handing it to Grumps.

" Could you take a picture of your face for the photo as well? "
January 30, 2026 at 9:22 PM
" I'd like that. "

He pulled out his phone and opened it. Prompted up a new contact screen before handing it to Grumps.

" Could you take a picture of your face for the photo as well? "
"Well, if you behave well it will not be necessary, hahaha."

It would be curious to imagine that scene.

"Tsatho, right? I have an appointment with the doctor but I'd like to talk to you again... if you want. You want me to give you my number and we’ll have another coffee?"
" will you hit me on the head with a book or something else? "

His tone shifted a bit to one with a bit of suggestivity
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
" will you hit me on the head with a book or something else? "

His tone shifted a bit to one with a bit of suggestivity
The mastiff had noticed the tension in his words so he decided to let it go.

"He taught history. At the beginning of my career I was in Literature but seeing how these brats were sleeping with my classes, I had fun hitting them on the head with the book so I went to History." >
" Oh, just uh... Someone from a life time ago. "

He'd say as he sighed, setting his chin on top of his own hand, the hand held up by the elbow on the table.

" What subject did you teach? "
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
" Oh, just uh... Someone from a life time ago. "

He'd say as he sighed, setting his chin on top of his own hand, the hand held up by the elbow on the table.

" What subject did you teach? "
“Teacher. Well, I was a teacher. I'm retired now, but I still give private lessons to former students from time to time.”

He sighed wistfully.

“I guess I've grown fond of those brats and can't forget them so easily.” >
" Welcome back or should I say, it's nice to meet you. "

He'd chuckle.

" So...you're like ... an educator?

Coooool, how's that going for you? "
January 30, 2026 at 3:20 PM
" Welcome back or should I say, it's nice to meet you. "

He'd chuckle.

" So...you're like ... an educator?

Coooool, how's that going for you? "
“Then I'll bring them to you whenever you need them.”

He laughed again. He seemed to feel very comfortable with Tsathoggua.

“It's been a long time since I've had a chat with someone other than a kid or a neighbor.” >
" Don't sweat it, Grumps.
Keep it coming and I'll be more than forgiving. "

He'd say in a flat tone, taking a bite of the cake.
January 30, 2026 at 2:55 PM
" Don't sweat it, Grumps.
Keep it coming and I'll be more than forgiving. "

He'd say in a flat tone, taking a bite of the cake.
“Um... I'm sorry if I've been intrusive or rude. That wasn't my intention.”

He didn't quite know how to make amends, so he offered him a cake to go with his coffee.

“It's one of my favorite cakes. Consider it an apology for my stupidity.”
" Easy, you can describe objects as oriental, but someone's name and a person is too personal...

But anyways, it was a name given to me by N'kai"
January 30, 2026 at 2:12 PM
" Easy, you can describe objects as oriental, but someone's name and a person is too personal...

But anyways, it was a name given to me by N'kai"
“Apparently as a baby I was very noisy and didn't want anyone to touch me, not even my mother. Although as a child I seem to have been quite feisty, so they got the name right.”

The mastiff let out a quiet laugh as he accompanied Tsathoggua on his coffee.

“And yours? It sounds... oriental.”
"Tsathoggua.

But you can call me Tsatho if it makes it easier.

Nice to meet you Grumps.

...for a guy named Grumps, you are very nice. "
January 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Lazily fingering himself.

Deep huffs, moans, and groans could be heard from his room.
January 30, 2026 at 1:40 PM
"Tsathoggua.

But you can call me Tsatho if it makes it easier.

Nice to meet you Grumps.

...for a guy named Grumps, you are very nice. "
“At least I'm glad someone can sleep well.”

The mastiff complained a lot about insomnia.

“What's your name? Mine is Grumps.”

He offered his hand.
" The opposite.
Good sleep. "

He'd accept the coffee and take a slow and steady sip.

" Mmmhm... "
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
" The opposite.
Good sleep. "

He'd accept the coffee and take a slow and steady sip.

" Mmmhm... "
A freshly served hot coffee with two sugar packets. If he wants it.

“Bad night?”
January 29, 2026 at 7:50 PM
" A coffee would do wonders. "
January 29, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Biiiiiiiig stretch
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Switch | Selective | Sensual

Easygoing | Pansexual | Pervert~

Friendly Writer | Open DMs | Usually Busy

[ Kinky , Naughty , Showoff ]

❤️ ➕ 🔄 and he might come visit...pantsless

Art by Phosbara on Twitter
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