anna
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biologist | currently: fantasy life ✨| I rant about books and video games | I love my wife ⚢
we are watching the ancient texts (the L word) is the poor actress playing jenny contractually obligated to show her boobs in every single episode? also I don’t think im supposed to find her storyline funny but its so objectively ridiculous that there is really no other way to watch it
January 21, 2026 at 3:28 AM
we are watching the ancient texts (the L word) is the poor actress playing jenny contractually obligated to show her boobs in every single episode? also I don’t think im supposed to find her storyline funny but its so objectively ridiculous that there is really no other way to watch it
for anyone not from the SFV
there is a hilarious tiktok trend going on right now where people say “[famous travel location] is nice but not as nice as the topanga mall” or some other random place in the valley. and this proves that people from the valley are just funnier than everyone else!
there is a hilarious tiktok trend going on right now where people say “[famous travel location] is nice but not as nice as the topanga mall” or some other random place in the valley. and this proves that people from the valley are just funnier than everyone else!
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
for anyone not from the SFV
there is a hilarious tiktok trend going on right now where people say “[famous travel location] is nice but not as nice as the topanga mall” or some other random place in the valley. and this proves that people from the valley are just funnier than everyone else!
there is a hilarious tiktok trend going on right now where people say “[famous travel location] is nice but not as nice as the topanga mall” or some other random place in the valley. and this proves that people from the valley are just funnier than everyone else!
extremely excited for Prominent Lesbian Romance Author for her book getting a movie adaptation but how on earth is it the one book of hers I haven’t read and the only M/M she’s written.. like I know why but still…I thought her Christmas one for sure would be adapted first
January 18, 2026 at 5:04 AM
extremely excited for Prominent Lesbian Romance Author for her book getting a movie adaptation but how on earth is it the one book of hers I haven’t read and the only M/M she’s written.. like I know why but still…I thought her Christmas one for sure would be adapted first
sinners not winning best song is a crime actually. that demon hunters song is so fucking annoying
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
sinners not winning best song is a crime actually. that demon hunters song is so fucking annoying
ribbonwood is on kindle unlimited so after months of searching for it on Libby to no avail, I get to start it!!
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
ribbonwood is on kindle unlimited so after months of searching for it on Libby to no avail, I get to start it!!
healthcare is a scam. if I showed you guys how much ONE MONTH of my wife’s medication costs you would actually pass out. luckily we have good insurance but like this medication is quite literally just a regular pill, no special manufacturing, not a blood product. just because it’s an orphan drug
January 7, 2026 at 7:26 PM
healthcare is a scam. if I showed you guys how much ONE MONTH of my wife’s medication costs you would actually pass out. luckily we have good insurance but like this medication is quite literally just a regular pill, no special manufacturing, not a blood product. just because it’s an orphan drug
we caved.. we’re watching the gay hockey show. lowkey im so blindsided by the stupidly accurate russian speaking on this show as someone who used to be fluent. like im so used to it being so bad in western media that I can’t even tell what’s being spoken, but they clearly did their homework
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
we caved.. we’re watching the gay hockey show. lowkey im so blindsided by the stupidly accurate russian speaking on this show as someone who used to be fluent. like im so used to it being so bad in western media that I can’t even tell what’s being spoken, but they clearly did their homework
did a quick read of kiss her once for me. Honestly I liked here we go again much better. This book had its high points and I wanted to finish it before the Christmas vibes passed by completely. But it was just Fine. And the overly quirky ‘queer’ friend group kind of fell flat for me
January 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
did a quick read of kiss her once for me. Honestly I liked here we go again much better. This book had its high points and I wanted to finish it before the Christmas vibes passed by completely. But it was just Fine. And the overly quirky ‘queer’ friend group kind of fell flat for me
Lesbian version of this, lesbian version of that… read a book! it’s probably out there!
January 3, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Lesbian version of this, lesbian version of that… read a book! it’s probably out there!
my blood pressure? raised. but the delicious juicy steaks I made for dinner? worth ittttt
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 AM
my blood pressure? raised. but the delicious juicy steaks I made for dinner? worth ittttt
marty supreme had an excellent soundtrack… too bad im a Timmy hater
December 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
marty supreme had an excellent soundtrack… too bad im a Timmy hater
starting isle in the silver sea! I love miss suri’s writing style is so gorgeous I think I can read her describing ink drying. my problem with her books is that they can be more “vibes” than story but tbh if there is someone who can pull it off it’s definitely her! And so far the story is story-ing!
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
starting isle in the silver sea! I love miss suri’s writing style is so gorgeous I think I can read her describing ink drying. my problem with her books is that they can be more “vibes” than story but tbh if there is someone who can pull it off it’s definitely her! And so far the story is story-ing!
a gorgeous gloomy rainy windy day here and it should be illegal that I have to work and not dive further into my tbr!
December 22, 2025 at 5:12 PM
a gorgeous gloomy rainy windy day here and it should be illegal that I have to work and not dive further into my tbr!
Oh I finally finished sunburn and dear god this book destroyed me. Fuck. EXCELLENT
December 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Oh I finally finished sunburn and dear god this book destroyed me. Fuck. EXCELLENT
there’s some sort of russian roulette happening with my TikTok algorithm where I see a lesbian raving about a tv show and there is a 50/50 chance it’s either pluribus or the gay hockey show. ladies. listen. I’m happy for you but im here for pluribus and not for the naked men ✋
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
there’s some sort of russian roulette happening with my TikTok algorithm where I see a lesbian raving about a tv show and there is a 50/50 chance it’s either pluribus or the gay hockey show. ladies. listen. I’m happy for you but im here for pluribus and not for the naked men ✋
I didn’t know 100 nights of hero had lesbians and I picked hamnet instead (which was good but so sad) for our movie night and NOW I CANT FIND THIS GAY MOVIE ANYWHERE IM SO SADDDD !!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I didn’t know 100 nights of hero had lesbians and I picked hamnet instead (which was good but so sad) for our movie night and NOW I CANT FIND THIS GAY MOVIE ANYWHERE IM SO SADDDD !!!
WHEN will my libby hold for kiss her once for me come in already !!! Im ready for my next alison cochrun romcom thank you!!
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 PM
WHEN will my libby hold for kiss her once for me come in already !!! Im ready for my next alison cochrun romcom thank you!!
insane read fuck these male directors
Tarantino is clearly a sick misogynist who gets off on hurting women.
There's numerous stories of him stepping in to perform violent acts on women in his films whenever he can (face won't be seen)
These moments in Kill Bill, Diane Kruger in Inglorious Bastards
slate.com/culture/2025...
There's numerous stories of him stepping in to perform violent acts on women in his films whenever he can (face won't be seen)
These moments in Kill Bill, Diane Kruger in Inglorious Bastards
slate.com/culture/2025...
Kill Bill Is Back in Theaters in a New Version. It’ll Never Play the Same.
The Whole Bloody Affair changed the way I saw Tarantino’s epic revenge film—and so did the reporting about its making.
slate.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
insane read fuck these male directors
reading sunburn now and tbh I thought I wouldn’t like it bc it’s coming of age ish (not my favorite genre) but wow the prose is so so gorgeous and lyrical and I feel so swept away by it. 40% through !
December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
reading sunburn now and tbh I thought I wouldn’t like it bc it’s coming of age ish (not my favorite genre) but wow the prose is so so gorgeous and lyrical and I feel so swept away by it. 40% through !
wicked for good last night !!!!! Cynthia ATE left negatory crumbs. I ascended during no good deed, might have left this mortal coil bc now I have a cold
November 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
wicked for good last night !!!!! Cynthia ATE left negatory crumbs. I ascended during no good deed, might have left this mortal coil bc now I have a cold
miss twigs has done it again!!! what the hell
November 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
miss twigs has done it again!!! what the hell
starting the safekeep and oooooh the tension the yearning. these bitches gay
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
starting the safekeep and oooooh the tension the yearning. these bitches gay
picking up my mid s3 Gilmore girls rewatch… I wish they were brave enough to enemies-to-lovers rory and paris 😭 Also I forget how much of a complete early 2000s babe Lorelei was
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 AM
picking up my mid s3 Gilmore girls rewatch… I wish they were brave enough to enemies-to-lovers rory and paris 😭 Also I forget how much of a complete early 2000s babe Lorelei was
omg the arcade fire couple are finally splitting up good fucking riddance. I hope she does some solo work and distances herself from that creep, I always liked her songs the best in the whole AF catalog. hs me is shaking in her suburban indie BOOTS
October 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
omg the arcade fire couple are finally splitting up good fucking riddance. I hope she does some solo work and distances herself from that creep, I always liked her songs the best in the whole AF catalog. hs me is shaking in her suburban indie BOOTS
actually idc if bury our bones in midnight soil will be good or not im all in on this train after the sexy lesbian scene with the 917482 allusions to eating and hunger. yum yummmm
October 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
actually idc if bury our bones in midnight soil will be good or not im all in on this train after the sexy lesbian scene with the 917482 allusions to eating and hunger. yum yummmm