You're foolish if you think tops run the world, it's actually power bottoms

Sets your alarm clock to wake you up an hour from now. Only way to turn it off is using face recognition that requires flash. The first two attempts always fail.

Goodnight c:

Ive severely underrated how good belly rubs feel. I'm still sort of unaware or oblivious to those that wanted to do so with me

Spreadin legz, call it long division

Me imaging the artist can just import my comm idea through my brain bc my descriptions be ass

Bluesky implies their exists a red earth

Me: idc about blue sky app rn

Also me: YOOOO THEY DIDNT GET A BLUESKY INVITE

Where dah hoez @