Matt Bearracuda
@bearracuda.bsky.social
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Bearracuda - partying since 2006! Upcoming events at Bearracuda.com
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bearracuda.bsky.social
Sorry, I was trapped under cases of free range tofu. I blasted Indigo
Girls for 8 hours and someone finally rescued me. I appreciate the concern.
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erecttaxpayer.bsky.social
Seattle babes! Count down to Friday for Seattle @bearracuda.bsky.social. Let’s pop our pussies.

📸: @pupshutter.bsky.social
bearracuda.bsky.social
Look, if you’re gonna send me a pic of you SPREADING YOUR CHEEKS with your ENTIRE BUSINESS showing, in front of GOD AND EVERYONE.

I will send you thank you card 💚
bearracuda.bsky.social
Life hasn’t changed here at all. They sent soldiers here for war and Portland residents got the memo. Troops were welcomed with kindness, like any visitor. We turned this already laughable situation into a complete joke. Unfortunately, it’s a very expensive joke, paid for w/millions of tax dollars.
bearracuda.bsky.social
Day 8 in the Portland war -
Things here move slowly and fast all at once—days blend together, like a lavender vegan soy latté with 3 Splendas.

Dust clings to everything—boots, skin, vintage skinny jeans.

I don’t know how many more drag brunches I have left in me, but please know that I am safe.
bearracuda.bsky.social
Dearest Father
This is my 7th day here in war torn Portland and I fear we may run out of cashew milk soon. Things are still in flux, a strange mix of waiting and sudden flash mobs - a trend that I thought ended in 2013.

I want to be careful with what I say. But know that I am well, and safe for now
bearracuda.bsky.social
I am more than just a poorly cleaned butt!!
bearracuda.bsky.social
As someone who lives in Portland, the biggest “war zone” was the all-vegan, cage free poetry slam happening near my house.

Feds out of our city!
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jaxrhodesxxx.bsky.social
Catch me gogo dancing at Treasure Trail tonight @ Massive in Seattle! Come roam and cruise on all 3 floors!

Lots of dick and ass to see, smell,
And taste 😈😈🥵🥵 👅

@bearracuda.bsky.social
@jphardyxxx.bsky.social
Flyer for Treasure trail cruise party in seattle with me on it. Me standing naked in front of the mirror hard Me showing my ass in the mirror
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hunterharden.bsky.social
PORTLAND! See you November 15th for @bearracuda.bsky.social Birthday Bash @ Nova.
#hunterharden #gayportland #birthdayextravaganza
bearracuda.bsky.social
This content is sure nice :)
bearracuda.bsky.social
Need head from a dude with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess.
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bigdaddyandpup.bsky.social
Who’s ready for FOLSOM STREET FAIR? Next weekend is one of the biggest festivals and I’m up for the @bearracuda.bsky.social + @horsemeatdisco.bsky.social with @djmateosegade bringing the beats on Friday/09.26.25. Everyone knows Matt’s Bearracuda party is the party to be at. Tix at bearracuda.com
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akwrangler.bsky.social
Come join me w/ @bearracuda.bsky.social next month for the BEST holiday of the year! All of my tips are being pledged to one of my favorite charities: @trevorproject.bsky.social don’t forget to tip my fellow dancers as well!
bearracuda.bsky.social
I covered this guy’s mouth during sex and he started beatboxing
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tangydelights.bsky.social
Got to meet the sexy @seattledad.bsky.social last night at PDX @bearracuda.bsky.social

Never gonna wash this harness 😍