Dante Ciliegia
@beastieboy.bsky.social
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mafia nepo baby or whatever the fuck you wanna call me // rp account, jjba oc, 25+ mun.
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Family game night I want to jump out of my apartment
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. . .Sports? I think you know which two are into sports.

( He snorts as he starts to shovel in the pizza into his mouth for one, massive bite. )

Mn. My mom and- my twink dad- they like watching Buffy together.
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Nah, nothing that really catches my eye right now? I haven’t been at home long enough to binge watch anything, either.

( Just going to channel surf as he goes to pick up his own slice. )
beastieboy.bsky.social
I mean— If you want the company. Wasn’t sure if you had plans today or not.

( Just gonna make himself nice and comfy on the couch with a sigh. )
beastieboy.bsky.social
( Plopping a fresh pizza box with Specchio’s favorite toppings right in front of him. )

Happy Birthday.
beastieboy.bsky.social
Quit callin my mom a stripper. Half of Passione dresses like one anyways
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I don’t want to talk about it.
beastieboy.bsky.social
Stuck on the shitter with no toilet paper I may actually kill myself everyone is ASEEP
beastieboy.bsky.social
Have a nice! Evening! Dinner? Yeah? Yeah.

( 👉👉 slowly walking away…….. )
beastieboy.bsky.social
( I think kicking her out of the band was actually worse than the break up. . . 💧 )
beastieboy.bsky.social
That’s good. I’m glad. . .

. . .🧍🏽 Tell her I’m also sorry about the band.
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( Cringing. Hard. )

She’s, uh. . . She’s doing okay? 💧
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// I’m a ‘Dante projects his attitude 10000% but he’s actually a big sensitive baby underneath’ truther
beastieboy.bsky.social
. . .Hey. Sir. 🧍🏽 I’m uh. A little literate. Not as smart as Biscotti, no sir.

( How QUICKLY he folds. )
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I don’t speak Italian, sorry.