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The Life of a Showgirl
August 12, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The Life of a Showgirl
broccoli is the coldest vegetable
February 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
broccoli is the coldest vegetable
rip One Tree Hill, you would’ve loved Benson Boone
February 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
rip One Tree Hill, you would’ve loved Benson Boone
how many women out there will never know that their husband is the type that puts his phone/drink on top of the urinal? heartbreaking and scary
January 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
how many women out there will never know that their husband is the type that puts his phone/drink on top of the urinal? heartbreaking and scary
broke: the “Lana will sing at the inauguration” rumor
woke: my “Kamala Harris is the first voice you hear on Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd” rumor
woke: my “Kamala Harris is the first voice you hear on Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd” rumor
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
broke: the “Lana will sing at the inauguration” rumor
woke: my “Kamala Harris is the first voice you hear on Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd” rumor
woke: my “Kamala Harris is the first voice you hear on Tunnel Under Ocean Blvd” rumor
bloating, unadulterated bloating
November 26, 2024 at 4:30 PM
bloating, unadulterated bloating
younger me dreamt of seeing someone that looks like me on the big screen.
thank you, Alien: Romulus
thank you, Alien: Romulus
November 25, 2024 at 2:05 AM
younger me dreamt of seeing someone that looks like me on the big screen.
thank you, Alien: Romulus
thank you, Alien: Romulus
I cried 3 times, no joke. and it hits sooo different after the election, I was not adequately prepared. 😭😭
November 24, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I cried 3 times, no joke. and it hits sooo different after the election, I was not adequately prepared. 😭😭
Wicked was such a gay romp, loved every second. also, that poor makeup team, tasked with convincing us that Cynthia Erivo is hideous
November 24, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Wicked was such a gay romp, loved every second. also, that poor makeup team, tasked with convincing us that Cynthia Erivo is hideous
he’d never give the people what they want
November 20, 2024 at 12:28 AM
he’d never give the people what they want
thought this was an original poem until the fifth word
November 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
thought this was an original poem until the fifth word