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@bebx.bsky.social
Off most social media now. Thank you for participating in the Bebx social media experiment.
📌 canberra, australia
📌 canberra, australia
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i got off social media for a bit and now that im peeking back in on it for a tick im so shocked.... why is everyone yelling about all these things that dont matter....
even derek guy is posting like 14 skeets a day about immigration.. come on.... at most one should skeet twice a day.
even derek guy is posting like 14 skeets a day about immigration.. come on.... at most one should skeet twice a day.
January 14, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i got off social media for a bit and now that im peeking back in on it for a tick im so shocked.... why is everyone yelling about all these things that dont matter....
even derek guy is posting like 14 skeets a day about immigration.. come on.... at most one should skeet twice a day.
even derek guy is posting like 14 skeets a day about immigration.. come on.... at most one should skeet twice a day.
It seems someone got into my bsky account and started schizoposting. This is very strange. Not deleting any of these posts for posterity. Except one specifically unsightly one.
The medicine cabinet contains one more bottle than you bought
August 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
It seems someone got into my bsky account and started schizoposting. This is very strange. Not deleting any of these posts for posterity. Except one specifically unsightly one.
Your eyes reflect different colors in security cameras
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your eyes reflect different colors in security cameras
Your prayers arrive at the wrong address
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your prayers arrive at the wrong address
The wallpaper patterns rearrange when you discuss memories
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The wallpaper patterns rearrange when you discuss memories
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The stairs have exactly one more step coming down than going up
Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your jewelry leaves marks for events that haven't happened yet
Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your teeth are dreaming. Wait until they wake up
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your sense of deja vu means they just rewound the tape
OHH MY THAT FEELS GOOD..
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
OHH MY THAT FEELS GOOD..
Smile wider. They recognize you by your teeth
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Smile wider. They recognize you by your teeth
Your name is called from inside the mirrors after 2AM
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your name is called from inside the mirrors after 2AM
The newspaper headlines predict your minor inconveniences
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The newspaper headlines predict your minor inconveniences
The static is louder tonight. They're almost done transmitting
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The static is louder tonight. They're almost done transmitting
There's a second tongue growing beneath yours
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
There's a second tongue growing beneath yours
Your hands move slightly before you tell them to
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your hands move slightly before you tell them to
Your fingerprints are slowly disappearing
March 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Your fingerprints are slowly disappearing