DR. Ashley the Charlatan
@becauseimatter.bsky.social
Ashley Perkins PharmD she/her Co-founder @WeMatterTooInc TEDx speaker https://youtu.be/mRhO6ooS3eQ award winning MH advocate - messages aren’t med advice
Support my friend if you can!!! So proud of her @realdocv.bsky.social 🥰 available on Amazon
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Support my friend if you can!!! So proud of her @realdocv.bsky.social 🥰 available on Amazon
They are doing construction next door 😭 all I wanna do is rest FFS!
Luckily the myth busters are blowing shit up so I turned it up…
Luckily the myth busters are blowing shit up so I turned it up…
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They are doing construction next door 😭 all I wanna do is rest FFS!
Luckily the myth busters are blowing shit up so I turned it up…
Luckily the myth busters are blowing shit up so I turned it up…
This is a new kind of sensory hell…
Do I need to blow my nose bc there is something in there or is it the bruise forming from my most recent gum surgery?!?
Reader: I cannot blow my nose bc that 100% hurts 😭
Do I need to blow my nose bc there is something in there or is it the bruise forming from my most recent gum surgery?!?
Reader: I cannot blow my nose bc that 100% hurts 😭
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This is a new kind of sensory hell…
Do I need to blow my nose bc there is something in there or is it the bruise forming from my most recent gum surgery?!?
Reader: I cannot blow my nose bc that 100% hurts 😭
Do I need to blow my nose bc there is something in there or is it the bruise forming from my most recent gum surgery?!?
Reader: I cannot blow my nose bc that 100% hurts 😭
It sucks when your body metabolizes local anesthetics so stinking fast…means you don’t get through a simple procedure without needing a second dose…
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
It sucks when your body metabolizes local anesthetics so stinking fast…means you don’t get through a simple procedure without needing a second dose…
Oral surgery number three tomorrow 😭 I really, really hope this is the last one bc I’m real tired of having my gums sliced & diced. Yes, I’m glad we are being proactive due to the chances of it turning into cancer but FFS I need this to be done already
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Oral surgery number three tomorrow 😭 I really, really hope this is the last one bc I’m real tired of having my gums sliced & diced. Yes, I’m glad we are being proactive due to the chances of it turning into cancer but FFS I need this to be done already
I knew losing him was going to be hard but I’m taking it much harder than I expected I would.
I’m not okay, I’ve gone completely non-verbal, sticking to only written communication bc my heart hurts so damn much. I’ll be okay but I’m letting the grief hold space for now
I’m not okay, I’ve gone completely non-verbal, sticking to only written communication bc my heart hurts so damn much. I’ll be okay but I’m letting the grief hold space for now
TW/CW: pet death
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I knew losing him was going to be hard but I’m taking it much harder than I expected I would.
I’m not okay, I’ve gone completely non-verbal, sticking to only written communication bc my heart hurts so damn much. I’ll be okay but I’m letting the grief hold space for now
I’m not okay, I’ve gone completely non-verbal, sticking to only written communication bc my heart hurts so damn much. I’ll be okay but I’m letting the grief hold space for now
Don’t take business meetings while waiting in the waiting room at the doctors office…go to your freaking car…especially when you have a voice volume that is loud
FFS I don’t wanna hear your fucking meeting
FFS I don’t wanna hear your fucking meeting
December 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Don’t take business meetings while waiting in the waiting room at the doctors office…go to your freaking car…especially when you have a voice volume that is loud
FFS I don’t wanna hear your fucking meeting
FFS I don’t wanna hear your fucking meeting
TW/CW: pet death
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
TW/CW: pet death
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
Our beloved Spike died last night 😭 we are devastated. Even though we knew we didn’t have forever, it’s still hard.
Spike was part of this family for almost 14 years. He’s been with Wyatt his whole life. Rest easy my handsome dude, rest easy.
Help!
My TMJ is beyond bad & I’ve tried the usual stuff so I’ll take som new ideas of stuff to try
Already wear a retainer at night while sleeping & I’ve already tried a muscle relaxant…
My TMJ is beyond bad & I’ve tried the usual stuff so I’ll take som new ideas of stuff to try
Already wear a retainer at night while sleeping & I’ve already tried a muscle relaxant…
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Help!
My TMJ is beyond bad & I’ve tried the usual stuff so I’ll take som new ideas of stuff to try
Already wear a retainer at night while sleeping & I’ve already tried a muscle relaxant…
My TMJ is beyond bad & I’ve tried the usual stuff so I’ll take som new ideas of stuff to try
Already wear a retainer at night while sleeping & I’ve already tried a muscle relaxant…
S*icide is the one of the only forms of death we blame the person who died instead of acknowledging what they were living with when they died. One of the only we focus on all the negatives in their life instead of celebrating their life as a whole.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
S*icide is the one of the only forms of death we blame the person who died instead of acknowledging what they were living with when they died. One of the only we focus on all the negatives in their life instead of celebrating their life as a whole.
I’m going to say it…
Please replace Chris Collingsworth all the time with Jason Garrett…PLEASE
It’s nice not hearing the awful commentary
Please replace Chris Collingsworth all the time with Jason Garrett…PLEASE
It’s nice not hearing the awful commentary
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m going to say it…
Please replace Chris Collingsworth all the time with Jason Garrett…PLEASE
It’s nice not hearing the awful commentary
Please replace Chris Collingsworth all the time with Jason Garrett…PLEASE
It’s nice not hearing the awful commentary
I’m real tired of seeing the shit about weight & the wicked cast
But you know what…it’s not about the cast, it’s about the WOMEN. I don’t see yall analyzing Jeff Goldblum’s pics…not Jonathan Bailey or Ethan Slater…
No, yall have saved your armchair diagnosing for the women
But you know what…it’s not about the cast, it’s about the WOMEN. I don’t see yall analyzing Jeff Goldblum’s pics…not Jonathan Bailey or Ethan Slater…
No, yall have saved your armchair diagnosing for the women
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m real tired of seeing the shit about weight & the wicked cast
But you know what…it’s not about the cast, it’s about the WOMEN. I don’t see yall analyzing Jeff Goldblum’s pics…not Jonathan Bailey or Ethan Slater…
No, yall have saved your armchair diagnosing for the women
But you know what…it’s not about the cast, it’s about the WOMEN. I don’t see yall analyzing Jeff Goldblum’s pics…not Jonathan Bailey or Ethan Slater…
No, yall have saved your armchair diagnosing for the women
“I don’t cause commotions, I am a commotion” - Elphaba
Preach.
Preach.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“I don’t cause commotions, I am a commotion” - Elphaba
Preach.
Preach.
I’m so tired of this eugenics convo
Guess what…you don’t have a CLUE…none until they are born & you find out…you can’t avoid disability or med issues…
Are u going to avoid cars? The outdoors? Put them in a bubble & hide them away??
That is how ridiculous eugenics is
Guess what…you don’t have a CLUE…none until they are born & you find out…you can’t avoid disability or med issues…
Are u going to avoid cars? The outdoors? Put them in a bubble & hide them away??
That is how ridiculous eugenics is
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’m so tired of this eugenics convo
Guess what…you don’t have a CLUE…none until they are born & you find out…you can’t avoid disability or med issues…
Are u going to avoid cars? The outdoors? Put them in a bubble & hide them away??
That is how ridiculous eugenics is
Guess what…you don’t have a CLUE…none until they are born & you find out…you can’t avoid disability or med issues…
Are u going to avoid cars? The outdoors? Put them in a bubble & hide them away??
That is how ridiculous eugenics is
Finally buying a med box to keep all of Mr Spikes meds straight. I can do it with no problem, but I have to admit I’m not always around therefore others cannot
He’s up to six medications for his poor little heart but the fact he’s still with us is all that matters
He’s up to six medications for his poor little heart but the fact he’s still with us is all that matters
November 16, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Finally buying a med box to keep all of Mr Spikes meds straight. I can do it with no problem, but I have to admit I’m not always around therefore others cannot
He’s up to six medications for his poor little heart but the fact he’s still with us is all that matters
He’s up to six medications for his poor little heart but the fact he’s still with us is all that matters
Mom has given me permission to share. The physician & pharmacy did not let her know about the side effect but I did & after seeing what they wanted to put her on next, I told her it should come from me so they take her seriously
We should not have to tho
We should not have to tho
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Mom has given me permission to share. The physician & pharmacy did not let her know about the side effect but I did & after seeing what they wanted to put her on next, I told her it should come from me so they take her seriously
We should not have to tho
We should not have to tho
But that vaccine that was developed in a laboratory is just…you know…not okay *insert eye roll*
Americans are injecting themselves with unproven peptides sold by influencers and RFK Jr. allies
ground.news/article/amer...
ground.news/article/amer...
Americans are injecting themselves with unproven peptides sold by influencers and RFK Jr. allies
More Americans are injecting themselves with unapproved chemicals that are pitched as ways to build muscle, rejuvenate skin and extend life, the latest example of the nation’s fascination with alterna...
ground.news
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
But that vaccine that was developed in a laboratory is just…you know…not okay *insert eye roll*
In the grand year of 2025 this should not be controversial
Grown ass fucking adults need to leave children alone
Marrying children is not okay. It’s fucking gross & yall defending these fuckers are truly gross too
Like, this is not hard…get the fuck away from children
Grown ass fucking adults need to leave children alone
Marrying children is not okay. It’s fucking gross & yall defending these fuckers are truly gross too
Like, this is not hard…get the fuck away from children
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
In the grand year of 2025 this should not be controversial
Grown ass fucking adults need to leave children alone
Marrying children is not okay. It’s fucking gross & yall defending these fuckers are truly gross too
Like, this is not hard…get the fuck away from children
Grown ass fucking adults need to leave children alone
Marrying children is not okay. It’s fucking gross & yall defending these fuckers are truly gross too
Like, this is not hard…get the fuck away from children
I have to share bc this is absolutely hilarious! Hershey love tickle me Elmo & he has figured out how to make it talk now hahaha
Video below of small dog playing with Elmo stuffie
Video below of small dog playing with Elmo stuffie
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I have to share bc this is absolutely hilarious! Hershey love tickle me Elmo & he has figured out how to make it talk now hahaha
Video below of small dog playing with Elmo stuffie
Video below of small dog playing with Elmo stuffie
I truly wish people would understand how fast these things happen
My uncle went from a pre-prof golfer to a quadriplegic at 19 due to a car accident
I went from being a ballet dancer to someone who can only lift up to 25 lbs post spinal surgery after a diving accident at 18
My uncle went from a pre-prof golfer to a quadriplegic at 19 due to a car accident
I went from being a ballet dancer to someone who can only lift up to 25 lbs post spinal surgery after a diving accident at 18
Watching a medical show & there being a diving accident which involved a possible spinal injury is triggering as hell
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I truly wish people would understand how fast these things happen
My uncle went from a pre-prof golfer to a quadriplegic at 19 due to a car accident
I went from being a ballet dancer to someone who can only lift up to 25 lbs post spinal surgery after a diving accident at 18
My uncle went from a pre-prof golfer to a quadriplegic at 19 due to a car accident
I went from being a ballet dancer to someone who can only lift up to 25 lbs post spinal surgery after a diving accident at 18
As that time of year rolls around, enjoy a throwback to when I used to dance in the Nutcracker 🤣 I miss dancing, I do not miss the nutcracker
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
As that time of year rolls around, enjoy a throwback to when I used to dance in the Nutcracker 🤣 I miss dancing, I do not miss the nutcracker
Watching a medical show & there being a diving accident which involved a possible spinal injury is triggering as hell
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
November 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Watching a medical show & there being a diving accident which involved a possible spinal injury is triggering as hell
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
I know all too well what that shits like…permanent disability for myself at 18 years old
Rewatched ‘V for Vendetta’ the other day, it’s always been a favorite
This movie came out in 2006 & if you have never watched it or haven’t watched it in a while, might be time to watch it bc let me tell you…it’s uncanny how many parallels there are to reality today
This movie came out in 2006 & if you have never watched it or haven’t watched it in a while, might be time to watch it bc let me tell you…it’s uncanny how many parallels there are to reality today
November 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rewatched ‘V for Vendetta’ the other day, it’s always been a favorite
This movie came out in 2006 & if you have never watched it or haven’t watched it in a while, might be time to watch it bc let me tell you…it’s uncanny how many parallels there are to reality today
This movie came out in 2006 & if you have never watched it or haven’t watched it in a while, might be time to watch it bc let me tell you…it’s uncanny how many parallels there are to reality today
Reposted by DR. Ashley the Charlatan
These boys were kidnapped outside the courthouse, appearing for their immigration court date.
Working on a I.C.E. kidnap case right now—2 sons, whose mother called on me.
It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op.
No warrant—just pure cooperation.
Stay woke, y’all.
Waymo is I.C.E.
It’s very clear both Uber and Waymo have provided the government my clients’ location via these ride sharing company’s ✨massive✨ tech surveillance op.
No warrant—just pure cooperation.
Stay woke, y’all.
Waymo is I.C.E.
November 8, 2025 at 4:54 PM
These boys were kidnapped outside the courthouse, appearing for their immigration court date.
White people: look at this and look at it hard
Y’all are voting against what’s best for you time and time again. I don’t wanna hear WW saying “but we are over 50%”…barely…BARELY 🤨
Y’all are voting against what’s best for you time and time again. I don’t wanna hear WW saying “but we are over 50%”…barely…BARELY 🤨
Last night’s electoral successes happened in spite of white voters, not because of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
White people: look at this and look at it hard
Y’all are voting against what’s best for you time and time again. I don’t wanna hear WW saying “but we are over 50%”…barely…BARELY 🤨
Y’all are voting against what’s best for you time and time again. I don’t wanna hear WW saying “but we are over 50%”…barely…BARELY 🤨