Ah.

Fascinating.

…..

What is a ‘dilf’?

nat

I AM AN EPIC FAN
I KNOW WHAT IM YAPPIN ABOUT

*his reaction*

key

I’m so glad you caught on 😭😭😭

[ CRASHING OUT ]

KEEP BLOCKING PEDO ASS NIGGA LUH MOOOOOOW

key

Say Bones…..

// Seventeen going on eighteen at the very least knowingly talking about straight up porn with a thirteen year old.

That’s still fucking gross.

Keep blocking my accounts tho. It’s not gonna help your case at all.

ㅤ
ㅤtwo hundred years.
ㅤㅤtwenty decades.
ㅤㅤㅤtwo centuries.

ㅤand it was all coming down to this — he knew there was a good reason to've kept up with his training.

ㅤas hesitant as they were to harm.. they would not hesitate to do so if even a hand was raised toward's the ranch.
ㅤ

Thanks to @starcrossedgold.bsky.social, his soldiers’ armor were all encased with gold with seemingly special properties.

He was ready for the war…. but with the lives of his sons on the line….

𝑯𝑬 𝑰𝑺 𝑨 𝑫𝑰𝑭𝑭𝑬𝑹𝑬𝑵𝑻 𝑩𝑬𝑨𝑺𝑻 𝑵𝑶𝑾‼️

[ #𝐔𝐍𝐌𝐄𝐈 𝐗 #𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 ]

key

Quickly coming to Allison’s defense here.

She’s in college. She’s constantly so busy that we barely even talk. Hell as far as I’m aware, she’s barely even here.

She definitely followed LONG before the allegations surfaced and likely doesn’t know about them.

Leave her be.

GRETTA! ODY!

OUR SON IS GETTING MARRIED!

TELEMACHUS IS GETTING MARRIED!

HOLY SHIT WAIT

I love my sons very much.

@airheadrancher.bsky.social

“Beloved…. I’ll spend every day of every year being your Valentine if that’s what you desire…”

“You know that you will always have my heart…”

key

He gets one too

Squinting.

Hmmmm…… alright. He’ll believe it.

With winds like these, you’d think Poseidon was making another storm…

“Bad mouthing Gretta is the fastest way to get your shit rocked. I don’t play about my friends. Especially ones who’ve done 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 to warrant that kind of talk.”