Beef (Ghoul Guy)
@beefofficial.bsky.social
Direct to video sequels-based lifeform from the smoldering wreckage of Minneapolis.
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New baby names for our Grim, Dark Future:
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
Glewton
Enward
Breaston
Keato
Paygre
Arward
Ransch
Cashappe
Muggle
Durstyn
Busten
Gunt
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The average adult male thinks about this thing at least once a month
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
RFK Jr using the entire daylight savings surplus in one phototherapy session
You love to see bigots get the full Immigrant Fantasy Camp experience.
I know several people who have recently moved or are actively looking to move from Texas, at least in part because it's too hostile to LGBTQ people. Imagine moving to Russia because you think Texas is *too nice* to them!
For my first piece back from vacation, I blogged about the people who moved from Texas to Russia to escape gay people and then found out living in Russia kind of sucks:
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November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You love to see bigots get the full Immigrant Fantasy Camp experience.
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
would you guys still be my friends if you seen this on my bed
Imagine being one of the tens off thousands of Americans these cowards have condemned to die next year and having this country club fuck tell you you're overreacting.
The sooner we get past internal recriminations and back to fighting united, the better off we all are — the likelier our victory next November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Imagine being one of the tens off thousands of Americans these cowards have condemned to die next year and having this country club fuck tell you you're overreacting.
How about a kids’ cartoon called “Piglets Go Crazy” and it’s just hogs in a pen running away from a farmer with a hypodermic needle?
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
How about a kids’ cartoon called “Piglets Go Crazy” and it’s just hogs in a pen running away from a farmer with a hypodermic needle?
I guess the surgery to fix your dick that you fucked up costs one trillion dollars.
November 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I guess the surgery to fix your dick that you fucked up costs one trillion dollars.
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We take for granted that cats are lap animals and while I have always liked big kitties, Michael is pushing the limit at 19 pounds. Like a hot bag of curing concrete on my crotch.
Halal statue of liberty something. 9/11
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Halal statue of liberty something. 9/11
If Pelosi retiring at 85 is what finally gets the ball rolling on term limits does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of US politics?
November 7, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If Pelosi retiring at 85 is what finally gets the ball rolling on term limits does that make her the Wilt Chamberlain of US politics?
For fuck’s sake, Jon Stewart, just run for president. Get some Beltway stooge to be your VP. Jamie Raskin seems fine. Announce a mostly-women cabinet, AOC for Labor Secretary. Michelle Obama for HHS. Bring back Deb Haaland. Pete for SECDEF I guess. Come on, dude.
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
For fuck’s sake, Jon Stewart, just run for president. Get some Beltway stooge to be your VP. Jamie Raskin seems fine. Announce a mostly-women cabinet, AOC for Labor Secretary. Michelle Obama for HHS. Bring back Deb Haaland. Pete for SECDEF I guess. Come on, dude.
Whether or not you have a positive opinion of her, it's extremely good news that Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Not only does it hint that DNC leadership may finally be receptive to a changing of the guard, but also don't you want her to enjoy some of her insider trading money before she dies very soon??
November 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Whether or not you have a positive opinion of her, it's extremely good news that Nancy Pelosi is retiring. Not only does it hint that DNC leadership may finally be receptive to a changing of the guard, but also don't you want her to enjoy some of her insider trading money before she dies very soon??
how do I turn off the like 18% of Bsky that's just overly confident fat guys posting diaper thirst traps
November 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
how do I turn off the like 18% of Bsky that's just overly confident fat guys posting diaper thirst traps
Unlike his opponent, Zohran will not rape you, but he will easily have sex with you.
November 5, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Unlike his opponent, Zohran will not rape you, but he will easily have sex with you.
I will be using this guide on Tuesday when I cast my vote!
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I will be using this guide on Tuesday when I cast my vote!
how will we ever come up with another way to make fun of him
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how will we ever come up with another way to make fun of him
if you want to understand why monopolies are bad all you have to do is compare Microsoft's stock value against the user experience on their terrible fucking websites. It's so bad I think they must literally be making fun of us. It's the only thing that makes sense.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
if you want to understand why monopolies are bad all you have to do is compare Microsoft's stock value against the user experience on their terrible fucking websites. It's so bad I think they must literally be making fun of us. It's the only thing that makes sense.
As a haired person maybe it's not my place to say this, but I really do think balds are the ones who make it hardest for other balds. Go to any bald neighborhood and you'll see exactly what I mean.
October 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
As a haired person maybe it's not my place to say this, but I really do think balds are the ones who make it hardest for other balds. Go to any bald neighborhood and you'll see exactly what I mean.
The least believable thing about the Hannibal TV show is the idea that Jack Crawford, a cop and a man over forty, would be comfortable enough in his masculinity to make the 1.5 hr drive from Langley to Baltimore twice a week to have dinner at his single male friend’s very gay house.
October 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The least believable thing about the Hannibal TV show is the idea that Jack Crawford, a cop and a man over forty, would be comfortable enough in his masculinity to make the 1.5 hr drive from Langley to Baltimore twice a week to have dinner at his single male friend’s very gay house.
its these moments where tony and christopher get along and just vibe that can make a big man shed big tears
October 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
its these moments where tony and christopher get along and just vibe that can make a big man shed big tears
has elon inseminated stephen miller’s wife? and more importantly has she used her ovipositor to lay thousands of eggs in stephen’s thorax?
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
has elon inseminated stephen miller’s wife? and more importantly has she used her ovipositor to lay thousands of eggs in stephen’s thorax?
We had Freak-offs at Mar a Lago and they were beautiful. So many tiddies and pussy. Dibby was there and he was beautiful, he had the little piranha teeth and he bit the women! Beautiful bite marks.
October 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We had Freak-offs at Mar a Lago and they were beautiful. So many tiddies and pussy. Dibby was there and he was beautiful, he had the little piranha teeth and he bit the women! Beautiful bite marks.
This US/Israel press conference is such a fucking embarrassment.
September 29, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This US/Israel press conference is such a fucking embarrassment.
Really seems like the people desperately parsing the difference between empathy and sympathy have never experienced either emotion.
September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Really seems like the people desperately parsing the difference between empathy and sympathy have never experienced either emotion.
I turn 37 in a few days and I’m pre-gaming the festivities in the most appropriate way: sitting in silence at the DMV with a tummy ache, waiting for a number that will never be called.
September 19, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I turn 37 in a few days and I’m pre-gaming the festivities in the most appropriate way: sitting in silence at the DMV with a tummy ache, waiting for a number that will never be called.