Creese Befunkin
@befunkin.bsky.social
Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works with the Ministry of Object Permanence
I was wondering why China was an “Arctic” nation.
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
The Route That Could Kill the Panama and Suez Canals
YouTube video by MegaBuilds
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was wondering why China was an “Arctic” nation.
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
And I missed the nearly 1/2 billion $ for a harbor upgrade for Nome in August.
Turns out droughts in Panama & Houthi rebels in Yemen mean we need more icebreakers in Alaska!
Has *anyone* done an environmental impact study???
youtu.be/bLdZUaQeJ7g
This might deserve its own separate post.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
December 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This might deserve its own separate post.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Do you know where your pets are tonight?
They want us to be scared of them, but that’s sometimes a fine line between scaring and being the hideous face of atrocities, a portrait that lives in infamy.
Amber Alerts started as a way to notify the public about abducted kids.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
December 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Amber Alerts started as a way to notify the public about abducted kids.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Many areas have expanded that to include more broadly Missing and Endangered Person Advisories.
That’s the very definition of ICE kidnappings.
Reporting ICE abductions on our local alert systems has some positive effects.
Apparently his sycophants got so tired of hearing the senile old fool whine about not getting a peace prize they decided to invent an imaginary award for him.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Apparently his sycophants got so tired of hearing the senile old fool whine about not getting a peace prize they decided to invent an imaginary award for him.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
… and also to distract him from his coming Epstein Scandal disaster.
How about doing Amber Alerts when ICE disappears people ??
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
How about doing Amber Alerts when ICE disappears people ??
Ever heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
Ever Heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
Shame is likely the ugly reason why.
open.substack.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Ever heard of the WWII Battle of the Bismarck Sea?
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
There’s an ugly reason why not that’s unfortunately still relevant today.
open.substack.com/pub/ubere/p/...
All signs point to retiring Admiral Holsey as the American Patriot that refused to carry out illegal orders.
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
All signs point to retiring Admiral Holsey as the American Patriot that refused to carry out illegal orders.
This sh*thead is employed by Chuck Grassley as counsel on the senate judiciary committee.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This sh*thead is employed by Chuck Grassley as counsel on the senate judiciary committee.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
Let’s overwhelm Grassley with complaints, see if we can make Grassley force him to apologize or resign.
So am I doing this whole Resistancing thingy right??
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So am I doing this whole Resistancing thingy right??
I don’t mean to sound greedy, but what else could we possibly need, we already got a “big beautiful promise” to have a vote on healthcare funding.
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I don’t mean to sound greedy, but what else could we possibly need, we already got a “big beautiful promise” to have a vote on healthcare funding.
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
If we have that promise what on earth else could we want ???
After watching President Obama’s 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner speech I realized there WAS something I could be thankful for this horrendous year!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
After watching President Obama’s 2011 White House Correspondents Dinner speech I realized there WAS something I could be thankful for this horrendous year!!
There would be few better ways to drop his approval ratings than to have us setting the narrative daily & him constantly being in whiney little bitch mode.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
November 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
There would be few better ways to drop his approval ratings than to have us setting the narrative daily & him constantly being in whiney little bitch mode.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
I don’t know that he has the strength of character to stop having tantrums when things don’t go his way, so I’d say let’s use that against him.
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Pedophilia, sexual attraction to pre-pubescent children, is a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
Hebephilia, sexual attraction to pubescent children, is not a psychiatric disorder in the DSM-V.
These are psychiatric disorders, NOT the Criminal Offenses.
But it is a crime to have sex w/children.
I bet Sycophant Scott has screwworms between the ears.
November 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I bet Sycophant Scott has screwworms between the ears.
Here is your Monday Moment of Amazement.
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Here is your Monday Moment of Amazement.
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
Did you *ever* believe you would be agreeing with Ayn Rand?
PROTEST at DAN SULLIVAN’S FUNDRAISER
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
November 17, 2025 at 6:21 AM
PROTEST at DAN SULLIVAN’S FUNDRAISER
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
Monday, Nov. 24 at 4:30pm
outside 6302 Old Airport Rd Fairbanks
Yes-Man Dan is a rubber stamp on the Trump agenda of protecting pedophiles & profit over people.
Sullivan cut Alaska's health care & schools to line his own pockets.
Come protest his corruption!
We’ve had a couple X-class solar flares, a G3/G4 solar storm and a high energy radiation storm,(polar aviators take note). HF radio & GPS yse are going to be strongly degraded.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
We’ve had a couple X-class solar flares, a G3/G4 solar storm and a high energy radiation storm,(polar aviators take note). HF radio & GPS yse are going to be strongly degraded.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
If you want to track auroras try
earth.nullschool.net
Menu, choose ‘Space’ to see the auroral arc location.
The damage is doubly done - they will expect us to back down and surrender every time from now on.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The damage is doubly done - they will expect us to back down and surrender every time from now on.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
John Oliver has it right, there are only four words you need to tell bullies:
“Fuck You, Make Me”.
I guess him saying that is yet another case of an immigrant doing a job Americans won’t do.
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
November 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Pedophile Protector Johnson is counting on the Special Election on December 2nd in Tennessee’s 7th Congressional District electing a republican BEFORE he swears in Adelita Grijalva from Arizona’s 7th District.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
If he swears in both in the Epstein discharge petition is still one vote short.
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I was going to drag out what I thought was an Einstein quote to help discuss Tuesday night’s election results, but when I went to verify the wording I found the quote had been mis-attributed.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
In the process I found it was part of an even better quote by Physicist John Wheeler about Albert Einstein.
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
November 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT is trying to starve our soldiers, our veterans and their families in order to bully democrats.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
If democrats give in to the CHILD RAPIST BULLY the bullying will never stop. Either we make a stand here and now or it will be surrendering to fascism.
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
November 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The longer Johnson delays the vote on the discharge petition to release the Epstein files …
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
… the closer that vote will be to the mid-term elections-term elections.
Mikey needs to ask himself if being associated with the EPSTEIN COVERUP SCANDAL is a winning strategy for the GOP in the mid-terms.
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
November 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Why exactly are America’s Children not a better investment than Argentina?
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
What happened to ‘America First’ ??
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
November 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We the Resistance have made a difference and our impact is growing daily with each act of defiance.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
Never doubt that, never doubt you have an impact.
For those times that require being both polite and precise.
November 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
For those times that require being both polite and precise.