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Creese Befunkin
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Meta refugee, meat popsicle, sourdough Alaskan, scallywag, Groucho Marxist, works with the Ministry of Object Permanence
How many more things can we name after our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT?

Trump-Epstein Files

Trumpocalypse
Trumptastrophe
Trump-Herpes virus
Trumproach
Trump Import Taxes
Trump Deficit
Trump National Debt …
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Why is the identity of the sender redacted

Why is DOJ protecting a SEXUAL PREDATOR??

Every time we find one of these redactions that only protect SEXUAL PREDATORS we need to call it out and demand names - or indictments & prosecutions.
February 5, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Why is the FROM email field redacted?

A VICTIM did not send this email, a child rapist sent this email.

WHY IS THAT NAME REDACTED?

It looks like Attorney General Bondi is protecting RAPISTS not VICTIMS.

If that’s true then AG Bondi is a CORRUPT MONSTER.
February 5, 2026 at 2:03 AM
February 4, 2026 at 2:58 AM
The way to hold DHS accountable is to hold the purse strings tight.

- Baseline Fund DHS at 75% of last years budget

- Incrementally Fund DHS any additional funds on a monthly basis making them justify the funds and make funding contingent on following the law.
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Every accusation he made about President Biden was a confession.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’ve got a whole page written about why this is the best option but it’s too much to bother with here where the world exists in quanta of a couple hundred characters per gulp…
January 29, 2026 at 12:17 PM
By law the administration must give Congress access to inspect DHS Detention Centers at any time - especially since some new ICE / CBP agents had been charged with child sex crimes.

Without unannounced visits how do we know they haven’t set up another Epstein Child Sex Trafficking gang there??
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
This cesspool of an administration is trying to set up this scumbag as the SCAPEGOAT for all the evil acts of ICE / CBP / DHS.

Dont fall for it.

We need to hold DHS & the entire turd of an administration responsible for the deaths of Renee, Alex & others.
January 27, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Let’s support Minneapolis against ICE Domestic Terrorism -

by going on a NATIONWIDE General Strike on Friday January 23rd !
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Was this child a murderer or a drug lord?

“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.”

The unalienable is apparently now alienable.
January 21, 2026 at 9:34 PM
We need to support Minneapolis.

ICE agents are there to provoke violence so they can crackdown nationwide - we need to stop them.

What can we do?

SHUT DOWN SPENDING, JUST LIKE DURING THE PANDEMIC.

Unless it’s for Health or Safety, SHUT IT DOWN.

NO SPENDING UNTIL ICE STANDS DOWN IN MINNEAPOLIS!
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
As a U.S. citizen concerned about the growth of fascism, I have seen a pattern that Greenland and Denmark may profit from.

Temporarily rename Greenland to Epsteinland.

Our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT will immediately stop talking about it!

Best wishes from the good people of the United States.
January 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
If you did not expect a plethora of Epstein distractions after the mandated December 19 release date, it should be clear now he is never going to allow attention to be focused there ever again.

We need to demonstrate we can track more than one thing at a time.
January 10, 2026 at 6:40 AM
This administration isn’t really bright enough to recognize where they were when this happened.

But I’ve no doubt they’d luv to have less than completely peaceful protests to break out so they can crack down hard on protesters.
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Attacking him for speaking the truth will only make retired veteran and former astronaut Senator Kelly the most popular man in America.

… and a slam-dunk choice for our next President.
January 7, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Vaccination Update

On this day, January 6th 2025 it is important to remember all those five years ago that were ready and eager to get their shots as soon as it was possible.
January 7, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Do we let a new Age of Colonialism descend upon humanity or do we stand up and stop it ?

A civilization based on reason and justice - or warring empires fighting for profits provided by enslaved masses ?
January 5, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I assume the bribes don’t need to be in small bills since they can just buy some TrumpCoin crypto or maybe give away some off-shore oil drilling leases to the Trump crime family.
January 4, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Place your bets before it’s “too late” then keep count in 2026 to see which one is more scheduling challenged.
January 2, 2026 at 2:08 AM
If, because of the war, the decimation of the russian population continues there will be no economy to come back to, no functional military in Russia.

Russia will be in collapse and become a vassal state of China.
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Creese Befunkin
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
From the US Army.

In 1945.

About Fascism, before it was fashionable to be an American fascist.

https://archive.org/details/ArmyTalkOrientationFactSheet64-Fascism/mode/1up
December 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
If our CHILD RAPIST PRESIDENT and his bootlicking lackeys believe they can prevent the broadcasts of reports critical of them, they are living in the wrong millennium.

The segment was broadcast in Canada, so their censorship WILL fail.

Especially if we repost it massively!!

youtu.be/F81WnOyDXD4
Full CECOT Interview from CBS Canada
YouTube video by Qasim Rashid
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
We should have a design contest now for his gravestone / urinal so we don’t get distracted away from the parties after the inevitable happens.
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM