i got a shirt that says "Warning: Objects in mirror may be more Sarcastic than they appear" so i can ball it up & nut in it about 4000 times

this is a dril tweet

How do I communicate to women that there's industries dedicated to making them feel like they are always in danger . It's not normal to walk around every day thinking a true crime podcast is going to happen to you

I think I’m angling to make this movie my identity. Fingers crossed

The mere thought of cashews gets me so pissed off I can't even speak. Why would anyone enable a nut to taste so bad

How i feel when my bf stops writing his thesis to bring me a beer while im bedrotting playing peglin

Im the only person on earth with good taste in podcasts btw